Hank Hill:
>Blew up the Megalo mart
>Killed Buckley
>Killed Debby
>Abused his son
>Torched a parking lot full of SUVs
>Stole boomhauers car
>Stole a TANK
>Committed multiple assaults
>Aided and abetted multiple counts of fraud
Why isn't he in jail?
Hank Hill:
>Blew up the Megalo mart
>Killed Buckley
>Killed Debby
>Abused his son
>Torched a parking lot full of SUVs
>Stole boomhauers car
>Stole a TANK
>Committed multiple assaults
>Aided and abetted multiple counts of fraud
Why isn't he in jail?
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Because he's a model citizen and everybody likes him.
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>donated to clinton foundation
>#propane4haiti
Because he's actually a government agent assigned to keep tabs on our guy.
quite simply, white privilege.
That's Boomhauer you giblet head.
You mean the Arlen flooder?
What? The only ones he actually did were
>Stole boomhauers car
Boomhauer didn't want to press charges, so obviously he wouldn't get in trouble
>Committed multiple assaults
Fair point although his "victims" were already guilty of a comparable if not worse crime. Feel free to prove me wrong because I might be forgetting some
>Aided and abetted multiple counts of fraud
Either unintentionally or it was Buck who did it
You forgot accidentally mugging that guy, by the way
Dallas salad
He's also an illegal Mexican immigrant.
Also it's fair to assume season 1 is pretty much non canon
he also ran a prostitution racket out of his house
Worse. He's a New Yorker.
Hank
>trump
Peggy
>trump
Bobby
>bernie
Cotton
>hillary
Ladybird
>hillary
Dale
>nonvoter
Rusty
>Trump
John Redcorn
>jill stein
Khan
>trump
Minh
>trump
Bill
>Hillary
Boomhauer
>Johnson
Because he lives in the land of the free
>Cotton
>>hillary
How you reckon that makes any sense?
I'm guessing because he's dead.
He's dead
Also the dog voted for Clinton too
Gotcha. But I'm still not sure why Khan and Minh would vote for Trump, unless that's just another joke that's gone past me.
>Cotton
>hillary
Didn't you see the episode where Connie was the victim of positive discrimination for being an overachieving asian?
Other than best Korea and China who I'm pretty sure all other Asians hate, has Trump gone after any Asians?
Not to mention he pimped out a girl living under his roof for a time