Still nothing

>still nothing

How is he so untouchable?

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have you considered the fact that hes innocent?

Dan
Ran
Cheese
Pizza
Ring

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

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haha who comes up with this stuff?

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Beer can Dan is simply untouchable

What's his name again?

why do they call him beer-can dan?

You are just jelly because he fucked your waifus in tehir prime. And it was a fair deal; money and fame in exchange for sex.

Dan “The Man” Schneider

Poor thing never had a change. Why you don't saved her, Sup Forums?

Dan "as big as a pringles can"

Dan "Nigger Dick Shamer" Schneider

youtube.com/watch?v=8vlw7IYmBVw

if hes innocent i feel bad you shitposters probably gave his fatass an embarassing time

dans hands are tiny

they fear the beer can

When he gets caught this board will go litty.

look at Obongo's ho, she knows where it's been.

"He would be constantly grabbing the actresses. If you were lucky you were only a stagehand and were constantly harassed with propositions for sex. If you were an actress (like Miranda) it was assumed you were available for sex. It wasn't possible to decline."

youtube.com/watch?v=GeKsw-eE_Oo
miranda has the best dick sucking lips i have ever seen
i don't blame dan

tldr can someone make a summary of that pic, seems interesting

>implying he even bothers with this shithole
He said the thing he said the thing!

Cause he's probably got dirt on everybody.

Nobody will touch him because of mutually assured destruction

if you havent noticed information stems here and spreads everywhere. If you click on the youtube video in this thread and check out the related videos about dan you'll see that random youtubers have picked up the topic.. theres tweets about it etc. I'm pretty sure its got to him or his circle of people

Just imagine being uncle Dan. "Hey, Miranda, come to my office to suck my dick and swallow my jizz. I'm horny. I want to talk with you about the next episode".

Poor girl, but what a lucky man. He is living the dream.

You are wasting your life shitposting here. Read the whole text.

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Stop bragging, Dan. All we know you rammed all her holes and feet beyond imaginary.

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Dan fugged all those qts on his shows and the head of CBS helped him

probably bullshit but whatever

He should pay for what he did to Amanda Bynes

w-what did he do to her

Cuz he's Dan "don't look cuz you'll never find her" Schneider

Awful things. Then he brain washed her and implanted a microchip into her brains that gives her immense pain if she ever thinks anything bad about Dan.

Maybe...just maybe...he didn't do anything? I mean, it seems far too obvious.

>Nikki Blonsky
Don't make me get those twitter posts user.

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Ooooooooooooooooh shit nigga.

They coming for ole Dannyboy. It truly is a new age.

he likes to make actresses lay down on their backs while he squats over their mouths and releases a beer can sized log of shit that they have to hold in their mouths and chew while he ejaculates into their hair

Don't forget he defiled Miranda Cosgrove beyond repair and make her a coked out nymphomaniac. He should pay for it too.

What's this quote from?

his headcanon

hi Dan, good to have you with us today.

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>make her a coked out nymphomaniac
I need more info of this. For research.

So Dan’s good with computers and hacked his way into Hollywood? Does that make Freddie from iCarly a self-insert? The little nerdy kid who’s computer savvy and just wants to fug Miranda Cosgrove

Probably.

Just imagine if you could access Dan personal computer and browse though his "special folders"