No lewd this time, got it?
Reminder to ignore guro and rape posters.
What kind of pleasure is Megumin experiencing in this image?
Remember to rape Megumin.
it's ok to reply mindbreak, snuff, ntr and gyaru posters
Who else wants to BE Kazuma?
Let's ALL BULLY Yunyun, got it?
Posting the classic that started it all!
stranded in Australia
Me but with a not so shitty team.
We all become Megumin clones.
Explosions and panic is everywhere.
My name is Aqua. I'm over a million years old and I'm an artist. I'm a performance artist. I'm hired by Kazuma to fulfill his fantasies. His deep dark fantasies.
Was going to be a movie star you know with modelling and acting. After a hundred thousand years and small parts. You know I decided I had enough and I went into heaven. I just decided I had enough and went full Goddess. I changed my whole entire house into a dungeon. Um dungeon master. There's a full dungeon in my house and uuh it's gone really well.
Resurrection is 300 bucks and usually the guys are pretty much decapitated. You know I got these long magical sleeves that goes almost to my armpit. And then I put on the surgical latex gloves. Up to ..uh. and just lube it up and uh it's a long process you know to get the whole head back on the body... but uuh it's an intense feeling for the other person. I think for myself too. Um you go in places that uuh you get all physical with your hands but for some reason it's also more emotional. It's more psychological too and we both reach the same afterlife it's really strange at the same time. Um and I found after a session I get really exhausted at the end. I don't know I feel kinda drunk because I am looking at myself for the first time, well not myself but this aspect of mortality for the first time and it's been harsh.... has a year passed already? I never thought about it.... Kinda sad I feel kinda sad right now, I don't know why.
*'Komm, süsser Tod' starts playing*
Holy shit what happened to Kazuma!?
Yunyun is for headpats and hugging and visiting her every day to talk to her.
He messed with the wrong Crimson Demon... heh...
Megumin is for
Getting in fights with her
Restraining her ability to use explosion magic
Teasing her when she can't cast an explosion and laughing when she gets mad and pouts
Letting her pin you so you can feel her body pressed against yours
Flipping her back over so that you can stare into each other's eyes
Protecting her from monsters even though you know she can handle herself
Cheering her on and always supporting her, win or lose
Buying her a victory dinner where you feed her all her favorite foods
Massaging her legs, shoulders, and back when she can't move
Holding her close and telling her you love her
Reassuring her that she is the most beautiful girl in the world when she gets jealous of the more feminine, voluptuous girls
Patting her head
Getting caught in the rain during an explosion trip and having to huddle together with her under a tree
Holding her hand in the guildhall
Making her try on different cute capes and hats when you're out on a date even though you know she'll never buy one
Buying her sexy black lace lingerie, only for her to still wear her old cape and hat with them on
Tracing your finger over her small petite body and feeling how warm her skin is
Having her jump into your arms and kiss you after she recovers all her mana and can move again
Introducing her to your party members
Carrying her over the threshold of your new home to start a life together after she casts an extra large explosion to mark the occasion
Gently laying her down on the bed
Whispering into her ear how much she means to you while caressing her small immobile body
Spending an entire night making passionate love to her limp body
Raising a new generation of chuunis with
Loving unconditionally as you grow old together
These are the things that Megumin is for
Hey anons, Megumin here, what about that axis cult huh? Sounds pretty great, maybe we should all join. That goddess sounds like she deserves to be exalted.
This is Dust, say something nice about him
Boy Next Door and miscarriages
I recognize this pasta.
an anal pounding
Hai, user desu.
Maybe he lost a fight.
Only because I'm making a bowl full of eggs for her.
Am I the only one who's thinking Megumin wouldn't wear frills because they're too childish?
It's fine. They complement her body type.
headpats while fucking in the missionary position
but YunYun would work too
What happened after that?
especially, if it's with Aqua
Kazuma defeats the Demon King.
Aqua return to heaven.
Kazuma is granted a wish.
Kazuma return to Earth without saying goodbye to Megumin and Darkness.
20 years later, Megumin, miserable, poor and forced to sell her body, still waits for Kazuma to return to her.
Kazuma dies again in Earth.
Since time flows differently in Earth, Kazuma is 20 years old while Megumin is 40.
Megumin bursts tears of joy from joy when she sees him
Kazuma doesn't recognize her and walk away with his new party (harem).
Megumin kills herself later late that night.
I like frills
replying to yourself to make it look like people aren't ignoring you
tears of joy from joy
fucking ESLs man
so much for crimson demons not using the bathroom
Kazuma defeats the Demon King.
Aqua goes back to heaven.
Darkness leave the party and join Vanir and Wiz in the bully train.
Megumin steal Kazuma from Iris.
Go out for a walk.
Sudenly a frog eats Kazuma.
Megumin try to help him.
The explosion is so strong to burn the frog with Kazuma inside..
Kazuma sees Eris.
She doesn't want to revive him.
He ask why.
She reply "Aqua isn't here to force me".
He gets reincarnated.
Megumin kills herself late that night.
implying Kazuma vs the demon king won't go like this
That pillowy booty.
This is what popularity is, eh... people writing awful stuff about you for absolutely no reason besides your being better than their waifu...
She is reincarnated on earth and becomes my 3D waifu.
I want to BULLY Yunyun with my TONGUE.
this is shopped
There may be no light in these tunnels...
Megumin is a one trick pony. Aqua is a Goddess and better.
This is clearly real.
Kazuma dies and gets reincarnated in Magic Australia.
17 years later he looks like the same but without his memory.
He falls in love with Megumin's bastard daughter.
Megumin reconises Kazuma and try to steal him from her daughter.
He rejects her because she is old and ugly.
They escape in the night.
Megumin kills herself in the morning.
n-no you must be pulling my leg
tfw you will never impregnate wiz
Aqua is a stinky toilet goddess!
one piece robe that just barely covers panties
cut shoulder length hair
Glowing red eyes
no bra and bare shoulders
Jesus her design is nigh perfect. Who came up with her design, they need to be fucking praised
I kinda wanna see Megumin in an oversized sweater now, no pants, one shoulder bare and sleeves too long for her now though
you want the fuck yes get ready for sexplosion
She is reincarnated on earth
and becomes a japanese VA called Rie
when you put her in your septic tank to save thousands of dollars
Well, y'know. Aqua's hot and all, but I couldn't have sex with an actual retard for the life of me. What if the condom breaks and I end up having mentally disabled kids?
No, no, no. Aqua is only for violent bullying, such as crushing her clitoris with a pair of pliers, or simply beating the shit out of for being useless. Man, how I wish I could feel her godly blood dripping off the harder ends of my fist as I utterly and completely destroy her.
Oh shit, how could I forget
What a slut, I wanna just pound her helpless ass to oblivion
Imagine how fun it would be to manhandle her tiny body. I'd just walk around the house looking for things to bend her over and fuck her on.
tfw Rie will never be your waifu.
ywn manhandle Megumin's body while walking around the house, looking for things to bend her over and fuck her on
ywn rail Megumin on the floor
ywn rail her on the wall while not letting her feet touch the floor
ywn see her cute feet flopping around as you make love to her
I hate you and your shitty copypasta.
I want to have a romantic relationship with Rie
Go out, take a deep breath, and realize that the pasta doesn't matter in the grand scheme of things because we'll all inevitably die one day.
Where does this Australia meme come from, if i may ask?
huh? i saw no kangaroos on konosuba, only giant toads.
and bugs, and other fucked up shit
that fucking shading
See, this is why I only masturbate to Megumin!!!
le epic everything in australia tries to kill you meme
ywn use Megumin as a body pillow
le epic green text
Can we all agree that this is the best Megumin picture of all time?
implying that's not the case
even the personal of their TV nature documentaries eventually falls prey to some fucked up shit
Does Artist redeemed himself yet you know who
In terms of SFW stuff, yes. Saraki takes the cake.
NSFW, though? I'm partial to .
denying Megumin an explosion
making YunYun miscarry
This brute has a lot to answer for.
Yunyun is such a fucking horrible character. She's only good for
He's only drawing what other anons request, though. He's just the messenger.
I want him to do a Darkness one
you finally build up the confidence to confess to your waifu
she turns you down and says she doesn't want to see you again
deeply depressed, you head to the bar to drown your sorrows, perhaps you feel it is your last drink
this girl overheard the conversation and followed you here
she awkwardly offers to be your gf instead
What do you do?
that didn't happen though.
He never does cute requests. He only likes abuse. A true brute.
I would stop roleplaying on Sup Forums and go outside.
It all returns to nothing.
But wouldn't Aqua completely loose her shit, if she found out he disguised himself as her?
But SHE is my waifu
Is this what they mean by perflat?
I want to see Artisan Weaver rail a screaming Megumin against a wall while her feet dangle and twitch a whole foot off the ground, one hand pinning her wrists above her head and another wrapped around her neck, as their juices slide down the wall and her slender thighs.
did she spill mayonaisse on her hand?
baka hungry skellington
But artisan weaver is a good man. He doesn't rape.
It would be consensual.
this would kill the chuuni
KAZUMA KAZU-*PUNCHED* *cough cough*
*finds her still warm body in a ditch later that day*
good hips, good digits
Can we stop now? Megumin seriously isn't for abuse.
Megumin so smol
Don't worry, it was done through the Succubus shop.
KAZUMA RAPED AND KILLED MEGUMIN IN 2017
You're more likely to die from wildlife in North America than you are in Australia. It's just a stupid reddit meme.
I'd bring a skill.
No. It's just that americans are stupid enough to keep dying to it, that is inflates the numbers.
If all burgers were teleported to Australia, 85% of them would be dead in a week to wildflife.
Okay faggots, you're now sitting in front of Aqua because you died fapping or something equally pathetic, and you're about get ported to Axel with one object or skill to help you fight the Devil King.
Do you bring the idiot goddess or do you wise up and actually bring a special snowflake power/weapon like Kyouya?
Personally I'd bring something /k/razy like a spell bazooka or a magic tank.
Personally I'd bring something /k/razy like a spell bazooka or a magic tank.
You wanna go full Valkyria Chronicles on that world?
even side character like Yunyun and DEENguy get more attention than Darkness does
It's kind of sad
Its the only way I can stand megumin
Aqua's a good pick
makes you practically immortal
counters undead/demons (90% of endgame enemies)
knows how to have a good time
will clean your toilet
Kazuma needs to learn to appreciate what he has
You're being unpleasant.
Goddess. No discuss. She's broken af. Also would get her drunk and fuck her everynight.
will be your toilet
fixed that for you lad
Dont being a faggot like Kazuma
Fug her every single day
Pick Aqua if possible
if not, then something that would allow me to get dirty rich, like a luck charm or something that grants foresight.
I would fucking ignore her stupid demon king quest and just fuck succubi all day.
Does Kazuma ever get to use Chunchunmaru?
I want to power to be infatuated with Megumin.
When you realize that they are still just kids, in a medieval fantasy world and the chances of being attacked and raped to death by savages and ect.
Actually, yes. Pick Artificer as my class, learn that OP 'lets fix adamantite by hitting it with a hammer' Smith skill, gradually become pic related as I transform my panzer into a mini-Destroyer.
Can I bring an Apache helicopter?
KonoSuba: Cannibal Holocaust Edition
I tell her that she's a slut for offering that to some stranger and that she should be disgusted with herself, then leave the bar immediately.
To drop hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners?
How many times has Megumin been passed around by horny adventurers after demonstrating her power?
only by kazuma
Which is the sluttiest Konosuba? Which is the purest?
This is actually a pretty tough question if you give it some thought.
was jus chilling as a god until kazuma corrupted her
also she is very beautiful
Wow I never saw this art before. pretty lewd.
From purest to sluttiest,
Megumin > Raratina > Aqua
the pleasure of being drained of all mana while blowing shit up. It's euphoric.
Aqua makes me hard
Wants countless dicks
Wants a dick
Wants zero dicks
Megumin to both.
Takes countless dicks
I want Megumin to drain my balls.
What's Aqua doing between Darkness' legs?
Megumin a pure young maiden
Lalatina a pure cake that pretends to be slut but drops spaghetti in reality
Aqua has seen so much dick in her time he most reaction you get out of her is a smirk
Takes countless dicks
wtf why the aqua hate she is sweet
She and Kazuma carries the show, and it's upsetting the normalfriends who like Megumin.
but the official art is lewd
None of them are particularly innocent, but none of them are actual sluts either. They're all somewhat in the middle.
She's clearly seen some dicks in her time, but that's just because dumb men die naked. She gets annoyed when Kazuma mentions that he doesn't find her attractive, but that's probably just because she's a goddess who is full of herself. Otherwise, she almost seems completely asexual.
She's definitely a masochist with rape fantasies, though in any *real* situation with even mild lewdness, she's quick to blush and cover her eyes. She dresses the most conservatively of the bunch as well. However, she has tried to seduce Kazuma on several occasions.
Her outfit is definitely the most erotic and fetish-y of the bunch (black belt in blowjobs), but she probably just likes it because it's cool. She likes teasing Kazuma and can be sexually aggressive towards him at times, and thinks naming his penis "Excalibur" is a good prank. Part of the reason for her addiction to Explosion is the orgasm she gets from instant mana drain. She embellishes details in her letters to her mother (who sexualizes her own daughter) in ways that make it seem like Kazuma is her boyfriend.
If I have to rank them, I'd say Aqua is the purest and Megumin and Darkness are about equal.
The fun thing about Aqua is that she is the living embodiment of hedonism and excess, so she has probably fucked a whole bunch of men
and women whilst using her avatar. She preaches and practise indulgence in any form, so it wouldn't make any sense if she hadn't orgy fucked her followers using an avatar.
But her god form is wholly untouched and virgin, because she believes her true form is vastly above mortals reached and she wouldn't want it sullied.
Body of a pure virgin
Mind of an experienced brothel madam
Ask a guy who met Rie again anything.
I bring the baka megami just because I don't find her attractive and frankly she'd be a fun drinking partner.
Then I'm choosing Adventurer class and getting myself a magic slingshot
Yes, but wholly female and a lot less psychotic
I want to see cutezuma fucked in the ass.
Not that user
No we did not. It was a brief meeting in a convenience store in Adachi.
This actually makes perfect sense.
How is she so fucking best?
God bless you Megufags for being so disgustingly indecent. You're literally the lewdest people on Sup Forums, and I love it. I hope you don't mind me masturbating to her several times a day, every time I see her pornographic little body I get hard as a diamond.
nvm found it, artist is piro
Sure I'm game as long as I get her pussy.
Nah, she just recognized me from the week before last when I met her and some of her friends in a little restaurant/bar. She said hello and I asked how she was doing. She said she was doing fine and that was about it.
Can't converse too in depth with my shitty moonspeak.
why not both
living embodiment of hedonism and excess
She's just a lazy NEET, all her tenants are analogous with the NEET life
The joke is that she makes fun of Kazuma for being a pathetic NEET when she was doing the exact same thing for hundreds of years.
Aqua and Kazuma both then learn that getting out of their comfort zone isn't so bad and start to enjoy their life of adventure.
Sure I'm game as long as I get her pussy.
Do I get her armpits at least?
Why not go for a complete bukake instead? And multiple creampies too. We can all take turns till she overflowing with semen from all holes.
First girl always win and they know it
He's only holding her hand because she is too dumb to move by herself
4 of 5 screenshots are from the same scene
Goddamn Aqua's dumb smile is too cute.
Shave her head, burn her scarf, and have her eat Zell fried chicken without telling her what it is
Is he the real Devil King?
burn her scarf,
not fapping with it and making her wear it
are you even trying?
Implying a slut like Aqua would care.
Hardly the easiest way
Kazuma is her designated tard rangler.
What would happen to Aqua if she died in fantasy Australia?
unknown. It's unknown if she even can die.
But I wouldn't be surprised if she died and then came back to limbo and went
"oh yeah, I forgot I could do that"
In that last scene they aren't actually holding hands.
It's not a cat technically speaking.
It has wings, can breath fire, has above animal intelligence and is
the sealed half of Wolbach
Megutards eating the bait as always
why are they shivering?
Guro is shit
Ryona would be hot though
All this lewd.
bragging to mother about bathing with a cute boy, getting molested by tentacles, and having her panties stolen
Megumin is such a fucking slut
@OZ video of Megumin STILL not any torrent sites
Kazuma would never waste alchohol. When he's mad he just threatens to drink her wine, not throw it out or break it.
I thought he was smashing Megumin's head from the thumbnail.
panties for literal children
This could have been a 10/10 image if it had Megumin's black fuckme panties
Yes, mature panties for a mature girl.
But only mentally.
lusting over a screw-loose poverty loli
when a /fit/ and fertile rich as fuck noblewoman lusts over youd D
tries to look tough and scary
still looks like a feeble, hungry skeleton
Next panel is mating-press.
Once, on a target that can't fight back.
I want to run a train on Megumin with 100+ anons.
She must be impregnated.
I want to impregnate Yunyun.
Why is everyone so mean to Yunyun? She's cute and deserves head pats.
I want to pull the lever on the side of the tracks so the train shifts to another direction and runs over aqua instead.
There's nothing wrong with impregnating Yunyun.
I want to repeatedly punch pregnant Yunyun in the stomach
We must breed this for the rest of her life so more of this is in the world.
Go back to your thread Aquck
The dumb chuuni mutants should be purged.
The only thing in need of purging is shit taste in semen demons
Part of the reason for her addiction to Explosion is the orgasm she gets from instant mana drain
so she only uses the spell for sexual fulfillment?
Yes, it's her inner desire to be impregnated endlessly
Her impregnation is waiting.
Fuck of to pol cross-border
I want to
hold hands with Megumin
I want to go on explosion dates with Megumin every day. I want to buy her magic-buffing gear. I want to give her my skill points so she can put them into explosion. I want to send my money to her home to feed her family. I want to treat her to the most delicious meals in the world. I want to assure her she is the most beautiful girl in the world when she gets jealous of buxom women. I want to pamper her like a princess!
Then, once she is completely and hopelessly in love in me, she'll start to not-so-subtly hint that she wants me to take her virginity. Every day, she will grow more desperate, but I'll play stupid and pretend not to notice. One day, I'll bring her a gift: a "wish granting collar" I found at a shop, and offer it to her. She will put it on, and I'll act surprised when it doesn't come off.
3 days will pass, and it will grow increasingly tight around her neck, and she will start to panic. However, I'm not around because I've gone adventuring. On the 4th day, she wakes up to find two things on her night table. One: a note saying that I am back and have gone to town square to pick up supplies. Two: the information card on what the collar does from the shop, informing her this is her last day to make her wish come true.
It's midday in Axel, and she finds me in the center of town square. She begs me to come home, but I refuse to move. I ask her what she wants from me, and when she stammers out that she wants me to impregnate her, I lay down on the ground. I loudly tell her (to make a scene) I'm not going to do any of work, and that she's going to have to do everything herself.
With all eyes of the town upon her, she undresses me, bring me to an erection with a handjob, and mounts me. As she rhythmically bounces up and down on my member, she begins to cry, as she realizes this was what I wanted all along, and the townsfolk her a slut and a harlot. Satisfied by the sight of her tears, I orgasm with immense power, and leave her to raise a child alone.
Gimme gimme chicken
Because she's DAMEgami
not raping her ass while you're at it.
How powerful are Megumin's explosions supposed to be?
Depends, does she have outside energy.
Not strong enough to damage a castle or kill an 18 year old woman so it's pretty weak.
I want to
Extremely high-yield conventional bomb or a very low-yield nuke. Think MOAB/FOAB/Davy Crockett.
If S3 comes out, I hope there is Iris bullying threads.
She was made for purityfags with boring taste who are guaranteed to get ultra butthurt.
Headpat her with a dick, yeah.
Kill myself right there
Megumin as we speak
Why doesn't Darkness, the largest of the Konosuba's, simply eat the other three?
It takes accuracy to vore like that
Why do people like Megumin whats the appeal?
Lurk moar and you'll find out
Pedophiles find her sexy
I do. There is no appeal. Aqua is best girl.
not a moralfag
you forgot anal
Only 1 a day
more like autistic
most boring konosuba
not a moralfag
she's just dumb, wow
is dis konosuba
looks better desu
Not posting the transparent PNG version of this Megumeme ohayo.
he gets to bring his smartphone
dood he gets to play angry birds amirite
That LN is actually a pretty comfy read, but it's nothing like Konosuba.
The MC is OP and the girls around him are competent.
Normalfriends literally can't resist any chuuni bait. Doesn't matter what show or context, if there's a chuuni they completely sperg out.
tries to look like a goddess
I want Rin to do something
Why bother, she'll just miscarry anyway.
But I want to see Kazuma become a real hero.
hai kazuma desu
should i read the ln or wn?
also what sites do you recomend for translations?
CTRL+S for spoiler tags
I changed my whole entire house into a dungeon. Um dungeon master. There's a full dungeon in my house and uuh it's gone really well.
Dungeon Keeper 24/7.
wn is not available
madokami or http://skythewoodtl's site
I love Aqua's ass
well I guess we'll just have to try again and again now won't we?
WN is available as archive at http://web.archive.org/web/20131127132412/http://ncode.syosetu.com/n7145bl
Can you read moonrunes?
Where are the lewdposters?
Everyone, imagine megumin butt sex.
She is useless as fuck and cry when she is scared.
i'm imagining it, mang.
If you were Kazuma, would you rather make Team Flat or Team Boobs?
What? I don't see any lewd.
Megumin handjobs, blowjobs, and pussy fucking all sound way more interesting than anal.
What is this stupid sweater? It doesn't even do anything.
Almost sounds like you're hiding something.
Thank God for this wonderful erection.
I don't know. Ask Yunyun.
So do you guys think that if Kazuma and Megumin ever started dating, she would at some point make Kazuma fuck her during one of their daily explosion outings?
I bet she would try to cast explosion as they were having sex, and tried to time the explosion with her orgasm. However, since it's hard to cast spells while you're being fucked, she would cast the explosion right beside them.
Kazuma would be pissed she nearly killed them, but after seeing Megumin naked, covered in debris, and saying in-between breaths that that was the greatest orgasm she had ever experienced, he would totally agree to do it again.
anyone have the no one came to my birthday party with yunyun?
An explosion is already an orgasm for her. Being brought to orgasm by dick and then exploding would be like a super orgasm, and leave her twitching and panting for several minutes. Totally worth it.
leave her twitching and panting for several minutes
She'd pass right out with her eyes rolled back.
Kinda like this
fuck her again
Yes, that's the best, user.