Real world: >“Someone in the car looked over and said, ‘Gee, look at that, it’s a mugging,’ ” Trump said. “I said to my driver to stop the car because it was brutal-looking.”[…] >“The guy with the bat looked at me, and I said, “Look, you’ve gotta stop this. Put down the bat,”‘ Trump said. “I guess he recognized me because he said, ‘Mr. Trump, I didn’t do anything wrong.’ I said, ‘How could you not do anything wrong when you’re whacking a guy with a bat?’ Then he ran away.” >Trump said the incident occurred at 8 p.m. as he, [Marla] Maples and another couple were heading toward the Lincoln Tunnel on their way to the Meadowlands in New Jersey for a Paula Abdul concert. >Kathleen Romeo, a 16-year-old student at St. Michael’s Academy in Manhattan, said cries of “There’s Trump!” went through the crowd of onlookers when the erstwhile deal maker emerged from his limousine in front of a Smiler’s deli. >“A lot of people were surprised that he got out to see what was happening,” Romeo said, adding that the bat-wielder ran off just before Trump actually appeared, and that Trump, “just looked around and went back into his limo.”
Marvel universe: >Donald Trump's limousine blocked the way of an ambulance responding to an emergency. Luke Cage lifted the vehicle out of the way and carelessly put it back on the street, prompting Trump to threaten Cage with a lawsuit. Cage violently told Trump to get back to his car, scaring him and causing him to quickly jump back into his vehicle and roll back up the car's window.
Are you ignoring the Punisher Max comic where Barracuda recognized Trump as his old prison bitch?
Adam Thomas
God shut up you soggy diapered pansy.
Wyatt Miller
>Tumblr will take this bait
Bentley Young
>"tumblr bait" is the truth interesting
Michael Mitchell
This is a really weak pasta. Back to the kitchen!
Leo Howard
Maybe if you had read the actual comic instead of the one page that gets posted here occasionally, you'd know it was just some accountant that looked like him.
Ryder Jackson
Marvel's writers are very petty. Not only with Trump, but with anything really.
See their twitter, their tumblrs or whatever social media they have. They behave in such a way that you have to wonder if this people ever got over High School.
Jacob Reyes
>"totally not trump" who looks exactly like trump
Okay.
Justin James
We had a 500+ thread a few days ago. Weak bait it is not.
Charles Harris
Come on OP, couldn't you at least keep it fresh, like use the Calexit comic as your pic?
Joshua Nguyen
>Calexit
Such a stupid idea. My God.
Mason Campbell
>WAAAAAAH STOP MAKING FUN OF MUH SOON TO BE IMPEACHED ORANGE IDIOT GOD EMPEROR
Hunter Flores
What a coincidence, so was the comic.
Tyler Lewis
>SJWs ruin comics with their dumbass politics YAY >people complain about dumbass SJWs injecting their politics into comics OMG Sup Forums RUINS EVERYTHING!!!!
Literally kill yourself.
James Gonzalez
You realize how far away 8 years is, right?
Christopher Carter
I'm not OP and I didn't comment on the material within the bait itself. I'm just saying this is objectively not weak bait.
Landon Murphy
>SOON TO BE IMPEACHED Something new happen or muh russians?
Thomas Russell
Muh russians, with Donald Junior.
Nathan Morales
>apologize
Apologize for what? Fuck Donald Trump. You should be grateful Luke didn't lay his ass out right in the middle of the street
Lucas Johnson
TWO SCOOPS
IMPEACH NOW
Aaron Gutierrez
>Republican majority in both parts of Congress >Republicans very likely to maintain majority in Senate even if the HoR sways Trump's impeachment is as inevitable as Clinton becoming president.
Lucas Adams
Also SJW have been "ruining comics with their politics" since the Golden Age. Golden Age Superman would've beat Trump's ass.
John Lopez
Do you really want this? >Wanting Mike 'like it in the crapper, you get the zapper" Pence
Carter Garcia
This fucking thread again, weren't the last times you made it enough for you?
Ayden Brooks
When you apologize to your parents.
Leo King
>two seperate events which have nothing to do with each other are seperate events
quelle shocker
Oliver Hernandez
But why are they lying about blatantly obviously true events?
Works of fiction are not lies because they do not purport to tell the truth. Your mommy really should have explained this to you when you were a toddler, but then you are a Trumpcuck.
Jack Torres
that's what we call "deniability"
it's easier than being sued by someone who's going to lose anyway
Michael Sanders
Yes. With the clear purpose of making Trump look better.
Asher Morgan
Is this what bait looks like?
My mommy didn't tell me what hilariously dumbass opinions look like.
That kinda looks like bait to me.
Noah Johnson
You are overestimating Trumpcucks. There is no grand strategy behind their constant whining, they're just butthurt because someone said a mean thing about muh trump and constantly complain about it.
Josiah Howard
>be you, a complete fucking retard >your mommy takes you to New York >where is Luke Cage, the man with superhuman strength and unbreakable skin? >where is Spider-Man, the man who soars across the skies of New York using his webs and superhuman acrobatics? >none of the stories depicted in Marvel comics really happened! >Marvel lied to you!
I wish I could assume you were baiting, but you probably are just so stupid you don't understand what fiction is.
Henry Garcia
Not him, but I'm legitimately curious if you could project any harder.
Tell me about your hopes for 2018.
Caleb White
>Donald Trump is a fictional character. What a waste of trips.
Christian Hall
I'm sorry, but does anyone think this WOULDN'T happen? Donald always had a weirdly inflated sense of self worth, and that's before becoming president. Plus he was born rich, so you know his ability to empathize with other humans is already in the toilet.
Anthony Nguyen
Yes?
Jose Wood
You're gonna be real disappointed when you realize that Abraham Lincoln: Vampie Hunter was a "lie."
Jordan Lee
Thanks for you input, CNN.
Now go fuck yourself as you decay into nothingness.
Not because of your treatment of Trump, but because of your treatment of information.
David Parker
Go back to /shit/.
Colton Scott
>I am just throwing shit out and seeing what sticks at this point.
k
Asher Martin
I'm sorry I triggered you. Should I point out that he also tends to refer to people like objects?
Oliver Harris
>I have no idea what "triggered" means, but if I project hard enough, I'll have a counterpoint.
Go back to playing with your stuffed animals.
And for a serious question, why is it that liberals are not only Alex Jones-tier conspiracy theorists these days, but have no comebacks beyond projecting?
Christopher King
>go play with stuffed animals >Alex Jones is literally a mainstream right-wing commentator
It sounds like the only projecting being done is by you.
Ian Brown
>alex jones is now mainstream
Funny how he's suddenly mainstream as soon as liberals start pushing literally insane "trump is a top secret KGB agent" conspiracy theories.
Thanks, libtards, for making insanity mainstream.
Samuel Sanders
>witnesses say Trump didn't get out of the car until the attacker had already left and got back into the car without saying a word Yeah, the "truth"
Jose Scott
Actually it was Trump who did that. Interviews, praise offline and on, a group of people who doggedly go along with anything Trump says. Is it any surprise that Alex Jones got so popular so fast?
Levi Bailey
Yes, I do.
I don't care about "muh homophoby", I want a USA prez that is not a fucking joke and does not suck Russian dick.
Lincoln Ward
You do know that all of New York except for the mob hates Trump, right?
Ayden Morales
What.
This single post is far more insane than Alex Jone's entire career.
Christian Carter
>You do know that all of the sheep in this predominantly libcuck shithole except for the people hate Trump, right? ...
Benjamin Gutierrez
>(((they))) hate Trump but why?
Julian Jackson
>i am literally retarded and do not understand the difference between fantasy and reality
You've already proven that. You don't have to keep posting.
Carson Roberts
That single post was an objective statement of fact. Jones rode the Trump train into the mainstream with his insane conspiracy stories about Clinton murders, the vast NWO/media conspiracy against Trump, and other such crap.
Camden Gomez
So... when is Marvel going to apologize for this?
Real world: >the band KISS is composed of human beings who were born from human vaginas in the usual way
Marvel universe: >KISS emerge, like Athena, fully formed from a woman's skull and strike rude poses before an anthromorphic duck
Evan Russell
>Real world: >>the band KISS is composed of human beings who were born from human vaginas in the usual way FAKE NEWS Marvel actually got it right.