Black could be anywhere

>Black could be anywhere

What did he mean by this?

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das rite u won see us comin biiiihh

A "Nigerian Wizard" is still funny

when i die, fuck it, i wanna go to hogwarts

>however he does not dorm with Harry and friends
segregation at Hogwarts confirmed

Did he really say this?

that explains why you never see any albinos at hogwarts I guess.

yeah
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biggie junior

>deleted scene where Nigerian wizards try to sacrifice Malfoy.

>steals something from dumbledore's office in the dead of night
>dumbledore is astonished by the complexity of this levitation charm
>it can't be dispelled by his strongest countermeasures, not even the elder wand can penetrate
>truly this must be the greatest wizard of all time
>in reality he's just holding the stolen item with his bare hands

I thought he had a much deeper voice from how I remember

This meme is funny and I am no racist

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Ayo black be up inna one of da most thugged-out borin franchise up in history. For real each episode followin tha pimp wizzle n' his thugged-out lil' hommies from Hogwarts Academy as they fight different shitty muthafuckas has been indistinguishable from tha others fo' realz. Aside from tha fucked up porno, tha series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement n' ineffectizzle use of effects, all ta make magic unmagical, ta make action seem busted

Maybe tha take a dirtnap was busted when Rowlin didn't want no Spielberg directin tha series; she made shizzle tha series would neva be trippin fo' a work of art dat meant anythang ta anybody; just cross-promo ta make loadz of chedda fo' her books. Da Harry Potta series might be anti-christian (or not) yo, but it’s certainly tha anti-Jizzy Bond series cuz it don't accept wonder, beauty n' excitement. No one wants ta accept tha real deal. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack.

>a-at least tha books was phat though
"AW HELL NAW"
Da freestylin is dreadful; tha book was shitty fo' realz. As I read, I noticed dat every last muthafuckin time a cold-ass lil characta went fo' a strutt, tha lyricist freestyled instead dat tha characta "stretched his fuckin legs."

I fuckin started markin on tha back of a envelope every last muthafuckin time dat phrase was repeated. This type'a shiznit happens all tha time. I stopped only afta I had marked tha envelope nuff muthafuckin dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowlingz mind is so governed by cliches n' dead metaphors dat dat freaky freaky biatch has no other steez of writing. Lata I read a white-ass, gangbangin review of Harry Potta by tha same Stephen Mackdaddy yo. Dude freestyled suttin' ta tha effect of, "If these lil playas is readin Harry Potta at 11 or 12, then when they git olda they will go on ta read Stephen Mackdaddy." And da thug was like right yo. Dude was not bein ironic. When you read "Larry Potsmoker" yo ass is, up in fact, trained ta read Stephen Mackdaddy.

He probably got expelled for practicing " Black Magic"

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I thought they had excelent black magic schools dont in africa, why did he need to attend one in britain

For the white women

I laughed more than I should have.

IT WAS ALL A DREAM

>"AW HELL NAW"

based dull poster

I USED TO READ WORD UP MAGAZINE

LOL

The joke went over my head, what do you mean?

>"AW HELL NAW"

West African shamans and witch doctors are infamous for using the various body parts of Albinos in their spells and medicines.

I LOVE IT WHEN YOU CALL ME BIG POPPA

Yo It really be uh shame dat Harry Potter threads mus' always elicit da dullest pasta in da history o' Sup Forums memes. Seriously each version bashing da boy wizard an' his pals from Hogwarts Academy has been indistinguishable from da others. Aside from its half-assed nature, da pasta’s only consistency has been its lack o' originality an' ineffective use o' da accompanying image, all ta make da humor humorless, ta make creativity seem undesirable.

Perhaps da die wuz cast when da underage faggots poo-pooed da idea o' creating any original content; dey made sho da pasta would never be mistaken fo' uh werk o' originality dat meant anythin` ta anybody - just uh ridiculously bland guarantee o' (You)s. da pasta might be anti-Semitic (or not), but it’s certainly anti-Baneposting in its refusal o' wonder, beauty an' excitement. nahh one wants ta face dat fact. Now, thankfully, dey nahh longer gots ta.

>uh-at least da first tyme wuz clever
"Bomm!"

da writing iz dreadful; da pasta wuz terrible. As ah read, ah noticed dat every tyme someone replied ta da pasta, da werd “based!” wuz used.

ah began marking on da back o' uh Harry Potter DVD every tyme dat werd wuz repeated. ah stopped only afta ah had marked da DVD several dozen times. ah wuz incredulous. Sup Forums’s mind iz so governed by cliches an' dead memes dat it has nahh other style o' writing. Later ah read uh lavish, loving review o' da pasta by Stefan Molyneux. He wrote somethin` ta da effect o', "If deez kids is reading dis here pasta at 11 or 12, then when dey git older dey will go on ta listen ta muh motha fuckin rhetoric." an' he wuz quite right. He really wuz making an argument. When you read dis here pasta you be, in fact, trained ta reply ta dis here post or yo' motha will die in her sleep tonight otay buh-weet

I got an email from a Nigerian wizard several years ago, said I had won a bunch of magic but he needed a small fee to access it

WAY BACK
WHEN I HAD THE RED AND BLACK LUMBERJACK
WITH THE HAT TO MATCH

Yo looticus plundiferus!
Avada karobya bitch

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