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Were the Duras sisters really that bad?

dead memes edition

Just started watching Voyager for the first time, 3 episodes in.

So far Janeway has the best start of any captain, though I was surprised they went for time travel plots so early on.

time travel plots were really cheapened after TNG. whenever TNG was doing time travel it was always a slam dunk of an episode but after that they just got boring and lame

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>it's a captain proton episode

Who had the best court system?

I hope everyones ready to subscribe to CBS All Access legally and enjoy the new Star Trek Disco tonight.

the ferengi

you literally barter over the price of sitting down in the waiting room to launch a complant

how many episodes left? i'm getting a small satisfaction seeing how they make the show worse with each episode

Seems like it, I'd have preferred them to introduce a bit more of the aliens who were after the caretaker.

I didn't think I'd like the holographic doctor but so far he's been based

OH NO NO NO NO

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voyager season 5 episode 18

Tonights 13/15 I think. Not counting the 2nd season I have no idea about.

Superbowls going to drown out any 14/15 hype.

>heeeyyyannnow i wasnt alwayzz on this cardie shitballoon
>iwuzz on the starship ENNUR-PROISE!
>*loud belch*
>EVER HEARD OF IT?
>flagship o'da fedderayshun it wuz....
>*hic*
>... at least until that ol cueball bastard picard crashed her into veriddian three...
>*pours drink all over the floor, much to the annoyance of quark's staff*
>guess iss jus' me 'n the bajoran pussies out here
>fuckin spoonies...
>*falls asleep*

i fucking love TOS klingons. best klingons hands down

>picard
Counselor troy drunk fuck.

eh like what did you expect, really?

voyager would have been fucking GOAT if it had had an overarching plot that is persued in every/most episodes.

just imagine voyager getting more and more fucked up morallywise and returning back to earth in the end but with all moral codes broken and half the crew bruised or killed.

Socks Brain is better than any episode of any Star Trek.

Thats not how you spell "A Private Little War".

What can be done about nepotism in starfleet?

Jesus. Fuck the Mugato. Albino ape with a paralyzing toxin. OP.

>Make the Empire great again
Gotta love that subtlety

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What are you talking about?
btw
Make the mirror universe human again.

Any word on future seasons of STD? Will we have to suffer this shit for years?

>So far Janeway has the best start of any captain
not behind the scenes she didn't

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Never talk to me or my dog ever again
we're confirmed a second season, that's all we know rn

I mean they touched on that with the one crew who harvested aliens to keep their ship going but yea voyager should have been about this. They hinted at this with the year of hell but that was just a bullshit two parter where everything was ok afterwards. We wanted grit and questionable ethics but in reality got something closer to Gilligan's Island in space.

That's not how you spell Spock's Brain

This woman made it clear she didn't want to do this behind the scenes and in her acting.

that was the USS Equinox, much rather follow the adventures of that crew than

Would you guys say ENT's Xindi arc managed to, in parts, do a better Voyager than Voyager?
>ship gets fucked up so many times, carries over in episodes
>crew gets mentally and physically fucked up
>actual continuity
>actual stakes

I tried watching voyager but in the end stopped because it's so boring. Janeway reminds me of a nun, or a 60's female headmaster.

janeway is the worst part but its still good in my opinion, especially after the first few seasons

Two slips for a chair in the waiting room. 50 slips for an elevator ride.

He's better than Data. Unironically.

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Just skip to season 4

This bitch unironically destroyed western civilization.

This. Despite what people recommend there's no reason to watch in production order, the series are made so that you can pick them up in any point.

They spent way too much time on data's stories. There was so much emphasis on him not having emotions, and in the end they never gave him the emotion chip.

They ended TNG too early, the fuckers.

Other unresolved plots:
Troi and Riker
Picard and Dr. Crusher
Ensign Crushers future

>there's no reason to watch in production order
Character development ?

Agreed what makes it more annoying is characters like Worf or Riker are pushed aside so data can have plots and more screentime in movies.

Nemesis is ass but this scene would have had more impact with the other two.

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Not really no.

Not in voyager, none of the characters really grow except for 7 of 9 and the holographic doctor which is season4+. Harry Kim stays a whiny ensign the entire series, also dies in an early episode and gets replaced by a clone something I'm glad I never saw. Kes is the biggest shitter on the show and it's almost impossible to go back and watch early episodes because of her.

Here's your (You), care for it wisely

thanks, man

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thinking of marathoning all the series bros

do it

don't hesitate

leave discovery until last, or maybe dont even bother that choice is yours after you've marathoned the rest.

>Watching TNG
>Whoopi Goldberg in the holodeck dressed in 40's clothes
>Lifts her dress to reveal her nasty ass legs

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Marathoning is for millennials. Watch 1 episode a week like an adult.

>marathoning TOS

Stumbled across this yesterday, found it in the comment's section of Mike Brown's soundcloud.

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those are pretty good (also made me realise how long it's been since I've listened to trap music). Never heard mixes/parodies of Voyager, only TOS and TNG.

it's gonna be a fucking chore

Obrian left the enterprise before generations.

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see you in 14 years

her husband's dick did it

>implying TOS isn't maximum comfy

White men at a table laughing and discussing favourite fascist dictators over coffee, typical

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Don't do it. It'll become a chore for you instead of actually looking forward to an episode, and hence you'll begin to dislike it. Just watch one or two episode per day and use the rest of the time to do something useful. I think one needs to step away from a series for a while to allow the contents of an episode to sink in. But..if you're terminally ill or something then go for it.

who?

mommy

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Jump to Star Trek Discovery, OldTrek seems boring now.

Friendly reminder that Dukat did nothing wrong.

>namefag keeps shilling STD
hmm really makes you think

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>unpopular opinion
STD's first two episodes were the best ones, everything else since has been worse. You can really tell the writers started with the tightly written mutiny story and then everything afterwards has been increasingly by the seat of their pants.

go back to your containment thread STD shills

Look episode 12 and in fact all the mirror arc (10-11-12), best episodes so far

LONZAK

The doctor only gets better the further in the series. I'm currently on season 7, and the episodes centred around him (there are quite a few) are some of the best.

Nah, the first mirror ep was good, the next two have just been moronic schlock.

first two were just a mini abrams movie
if you liked his movie then you'd enjoy them I guess, but a lot of people disliked his style of trek

Worf got moved to DS9 to fix that issue. DS9 also stopped him from jobbing all the time.

G-guys? I stumbled across pic related(wtf), looked at the site... I think I found peak autism.

>a lot of people disliked

Not in real life. Even the hardcore Trek admit the characters, the story, the aesthetic and the acting are breathtaking.

is that why the movies are dead? makes sense.

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The movies and the series are two different things

>Klingon
I'm no Trekkie, but what the fuck has happened to the Klingons? Aren't they a but less, well gorilla-looking?

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They are really aliens, another species and not black humans with bad teeth.

This is how they should be since the beginning.

vs this

Are Discovery Klingons pretty much the same? Or are there inconsistencies in their culture?

Fuck forgot link
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Wtf is this shit

They are Klingons but better Klingons

MOMMY MOMMY GIVE ME SOY
I HAVE BEEN A PATIENT BOY
MOMMY MOMMY MAKE IT QUICK
EVERY LAST DROP I MUST LICK
MOMMY MOMMY I AM THIRSTY NOW
I DRINK YOUR MILK, YOU'RE MY SOYLENT COW
MOMMY MOMMY I SUCK YOUR FEET
PLEASE CASTRATE ME WITH YOUR TEETH
MOMMY MOMMY SOY ME UP
SOYLENT MILK IN EVERY CUP
MOMMY MOMMY I LOVE YOUR ASS
OPEN YOUR CHEEKS, GIVE ME THE SOYLENT GAS

Samefag CBS shill
Also
> What is "The Chase"?

Wrong. They can't even speak or act with the heavy prosthetic make up