He murdered children.
He murdered children
Andrew Jenkins
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Juan Cruz
That’s not how murder works
Ryder Wright
to save adults
Aaron Brooks
If it's "accidental" it's call manslaughter.
Robert Allen
to save billions
Lincoln Howard
not one of them died
Angel Cook
to slurber bildrin
Grayson Anderson
The one kid drowned in the tube
Ayden Ross
prove it
Wyatt Thompson
He didn't drown he just went to the fudge room
Noah Lopez
There is literally nothing wrong with killing the children of the wealthy
Isaiah Parker
Dead kids are just one of the sacrifices a savant chocolate maker endures. You're not Wonka material.
Nathan Campbell
he didn't kill anyone
John Price
to save candy
Ayden Walker
There were only so many seats on the boat. He had to kill some of them.
Easton Scott
Those little shits deserved everything that happened to them. Willy was based as fuck.
Lucas Walker
Why did he resort to oompa loompa slave labour to keep his operation going? How did he get away with it unhampered by the appropriate regulatory bodies?
Luke Ross
To murder more children
Parker Bailey
None of them died but they all ended up deformed except that one who just ended up covered in garbage
Also he was a slaver
Cameron Flores
And the spoiled bitch got roasted alive in the incinerator.
Joseph Robinson
>Ok Mr. Wonka, to continue commercially distributing food products we're going to need to inspect your premises and audit your hygiene procedures. You are also overdue on your environmental impact reform submission but we can discuss that further in person
>SORRY YOU CAN'T COME IN WITHOUT A GOLDEN TICKET!!! XD
>Blast you Wonka, you crazy genius.
Joshua Murphy
Then show me the body
Levi Rivera
Oompa Loompas aren't recognized as people. Wonka's smart.
Tyler Walker
What was Wonka's tax policy?
Ayden Collins
> What's that Charlie? You got a golden ticket!? Hallelujah I can walk again!
Uncle Joe is such a dick.
Mason Foster
>force oompa loompa's into directorship for shell companies
>they are responsible for the entities containing accounts receivable and payrolling employees
>wonka's factory is essentially a middle man, a holding company for titles and deeds, all money received is gifted or handled in cash payments to charity arms like orphanages and research centres which only receive like 3%, the rest of the funds being chewed up in "administrative costs"
>entity lasts 2/3 years with some clever accounting and rabbit warren book keeping before government catches up with illegal activity
>oompa loompa goes to jail, wonka's name not even mentioned in deeds or transaction documents
>rinse and repeat
Liam Edwards
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Ayden Flores
It makes me happy every time. In fact I was thinking about this exact exchange earlier today.
Josiah Gonzalez
They signed a non-liability contract.
Nolan Russell
Grampa (((Joe))) just got excited about the GAWLD
Isaac Young
Was it child abuse?
Christopher Ramirez
I-is Joe Satan?
Hudson Smith
Diabetes isn't murder.
Gabriel Wilson
Yeah, and you stole Fizzy Lifting Drinks. So what?
Aiden James
He owned slaves.
David Kelly
>He murdered children.
Wyatt Richardson
They're called voulenteers/interns
Levi Young
They're called state rights
Isaiah Long
>willy wanker
Why won't someone ban this sick filth NOW!
Ayden Bailey
It's called supremacy clause in the U.S. constitution