Sell me this pen

Well, user?

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You know what, this is actually a good pen, I'd like to keep it.

oh no, you don't want THAT pen. Let me show you one for beginners

Buy this fucking pen or i'll shove it up your urethra whilst whistling pop goes the weasel.

if you buy this pen right now, i will have a free one shipped to you anywhere in the world if you lose it or it becomes damaged.

Look, the goose used that pen for anal mayhems.

buy this pen or your mother will die in her sleep tonight

no

wat you gonna draw onBARH DUR BINGLe wINGLE DURP CHING CHONG PING BLAHHEERRFGG

This pen? That's my pen. Not for sale.

it was in emma stone's pusy

This pen will give you a +8 in diplomacy and a +4 in dexterity

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Pen comes with cunny

It has "blockchain" written on the side. If you buy this pen, you can participate in my ICO.

This pen comes directly from the goose's urethra and contains special kinoAIDS.

I've sold millions.

this pen gives you dubs

If you were sucker I'd charge 10, but I'll give it to a smart guy like you for 5

That is if you are into dubs

SOLD

Buy this pen or get raped.

Tell me, young boy, have you ever smelt a girl's puss? I just fingered my wife's puss with this pen. How much would you pay to take a wiff?

based cunny salesman

I can sell you a sharpie.
;))

Ironic. He could give dubs to others, but not himself.

>that'll be $59.99

You want this pen so bad? Come and get it.
>Shoves pen up ass

>OP read my mind
How did you do that? Does pen come with psychic powers?

*Smells pen* it seem it have been in your bunghole
if you pay me a hefty sum i will not tell anyone and the evidence returns to you

Give me ten

Oh.. You want to see how it works

like this

I get dubs for free

youtube.com/watch?v=oogJcFy90cI

OH SHIEETTT NIGGA YOU DIVIDED BY ZERO AND SHIT

What kind of pen do you use now? Jesus, you use that for the kind of work you do? Why are you selling yourself short? Don’t you deserve a pen that can equal the value of your needs? This is that pen. Shall we move forward?

WHATS HIS SECRET!!!!!!!!

Dubs are easy though.

Oh really?

Check these

If you don’t buy this pen, I’ll stab your mother with it tonight whilst she’s asleep

pen salesman is a tough profession, I'd be surprised if anyone in the audience could do it

Says the guy getting singles.

If I want them, I can get them.

Buy this pen or your mother will die in her sleep.

That's a peaceful way to die user, better than burning alive or being raped to death by wild dogs. No sale.

"You dont know what this pen is worth. Maybe I do. Maybe I know people who do. You buy this pen, I use the money to buy other pens, the right pens, the kinda pens that bring more pens, then I bring these pens back to you, and then we really know how much this pen is worth. Follow?"

heh. You idiots make it look hard

Thanks for the gold reddit

Buy this pen or I’ll fucking kill ya

ironic

If you sharp it you can put it in your pooper

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