Ever take a eurotrip lads?

ever take a eurotrip lads?

I'm always confused when movies try to make you think some average, flat as an ironing board chick is supposed to be hot as hell.

t. virgin faggit

ooga booga bix nood

>flat
Michelle has huge Khazar milkers my dude

t. wh*te cuck

VANDERSEX!

Ummm, sweeties...

>implying you couldn't get it up to this
you're a fuckin faggot mate.

>chanel necklace
Nice, she has some good taste.

Obviously i'd fuck her if i had the chance, retard, but she's no Scarlett Johansson or Natalie Portman

umm how old is that photo try a recent one

user admits he made a pointless thread. mods, take it away

portman is way flatter though

Her beauty makes up for it

Her looks have always been overrated.

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I've done many trips alone. Some trips with bros -
Tanzania '11, Southern Brazil '13, Central/Eastern Europe '14, and Northeast Spain '16.

Yes, it can get like the movies.

I prefer thiccer michelle

>it can get like the movies.

The gay pornos.

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I-I had no idea

You broke into the Vatican and burned the Pope's uniform? Or did Fred Armisen molest you on a train?