>Kathleen has become so insane and desperate she is killing off movie staff to appease the Mouse
"Solo" Producer Dies at 54
This movie is legit cursed
This movie will never see the light of day.
screencap this
>Other production projects include Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
how did nuwars turn out so bad?
Fuck I thought that was Kathleen for a second.
You have failed me.. for the last. Time.
Fake news
jej
>Cinderella
>Pride and prejudice and zombies
>Hunger Games
Quick this is the on we need for a Star Wars movie
I wish it were.
nothing suspicious here
prob being heavily edited to take out the propaganda
great shot kid that was one in a million
kek
>they can it with intent to do it over
>one of the people working on it gets pissed of and leaks it
>its worse than you could have ever imagined and we all have a hearty laugh
Please, let this be our timeline.
...
I think I'm gonna skip seeing this one in the theatre so I won't risk dying in a fire or a shooting
WE DID IT Sup Forums UHH I MEAN Sup Forums
WE TOTALLY DID it
Better luck next time
>Fuck I thought that was Kathleen for a second.
it's her boss!!!
>Solo is the last movie her name will ever be attached to
JUST
>now let's blow this thing and go home
Post yfw Kathleen pulls a Sandy Hook to boost public sympathy for the movie.
>How can you hate the movie children died to watch
Haha epic. Got 'em.
KK's boss is Bob Iger
OH NO NO NO
>and thats a good thing!
While I don't want to make light of someone's death, you just know disney is cynical enough to try every emotional manipulation tactic to boost the film's gross.
>Watch the movie from the woman producer who spent last years of her life showing how powerful women could be in Star Wars
>See Solo: a film that people sacrificed their life to see to fruition
I knew this movie was finished when I heard the guy playing Solo isn't even an actor, just some twink Spielberg "discovered" at a bar mitzvah
Lung Cancer, my ass. Mickey ripped her lungs out with his bare gloves during in a boardroom meeting.
>has a vagina
>Quick this is the one we need for a Star Wars movie
Is more likely
Sasha is cute. CUTE!
AND IT'S BEAUTIFUL
>*and why this is good for you
>nothing suspicious here
>ywn suck off Stephen Spielberg in order to cosplay as your childhood hero
What's even the point bros