/swco/ - Star Wars Comics & Cartoons

Mistakes into Miracles Edition

>Upcoming Releases:
swbooks.net/updates/release-2017.htm

>Out This Week:
Darth Vader #4 (Aug 2)
Rogue One #5 (Aug 2)

>Star Wars: Rebels - The Final Season
youtube.com/watch?v=-b7GAhnVwhA

>Star Wars: The Last Jedi - Behind the Scenes
youtube.com/watch?v=ye6GCY_vqYk

>Battlefront 2 - Behind the Story
youtube.com/watch?v=pryBP4K-_34

>Download links: (Check here for new Rebels Episodes + Books, Comics, Films, etc)
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>Star Wars: Forces of Destiny
youtube.com/playlist?list=PLpSnlSGciSWNBXSxZZrsvWdnoGsLCr6WL

>Canon Guide:
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1t1KovH_1GYLDTAe3yrleeWiuzwulm670o_anQqr5Rcg/pubhtml


>Legends Recommendation List:
docs.google.com/document/d/147N5EgCnZmcPaDYvnGQwl9cn7BhBroFb7mD2C4cmWb0/edit?usp=sharing

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I don't care what she is

i just wanna put my benis into her

What is she, /swco/?

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pretty fuggin qt

What did everyone think of Inferno Squad?

That ending was quite the bummer. Though I expect Del Meeko will become /swg/s husbando when the game comes out.

I still haven't finished it. I don't want to quit but it's kind of a slog, so I've been going very slowly.

Fuck, Marry Kill?

Well one is already dead.

All three to all three

Fuck Anakin
Marry Luke
Kill Kylo

ANAKIN SKYWALKER IS THE SLOTH CREATURE

SNOKE HAS MULITPLE BODIES HE'S A FORCE VAMPIRE

REY CAN PHYSICALLY SEE AND MANIPULATE THE FORCE

HER PARENTS ARE DEAD THEY WERE KILLED BY SNOKE WHEN THEY TRIED TO BRING HER TO LUKE FOR TRAINING

KYLO EATS ANAKINS FORCE GHOST AND KILLS IT

A PENGUIN MAKES REY LOSE THE FIGHT TO KYLO

THERES AN X WING ON THE ISLAND

LUKE KILLS ALL OF THE KNIGHTS OF REN IN ONE MOVE

KYLO REY AND LUKE TEAM UP AGAINST SNOKE AT THE VERY END

KYLO IS BEING A SNEAKY SITH

FILM ENDS WITH LUKE FACING OFF AGAINST SNOKE

>KYLO WILL BE INJURED

>REY WILL FIGHT THREE PRAETORIAN GUARDS AND ONE IS FEMALE

>KYLO AND REY WILL FALL IN THE TRASH COMPACTOR(BTW,THERE IS A PLAYSET TOO)

>AT THE BEGINNING OF EPISODE 9 SNOKE WILL TRAVEL IN SPACE AND FIND A SITH CRUISER,IN THAT SHIP HE WILL FIND DARTH REVAN'S BODY AND HE WILL BRING HIM BACK!

When will Hayden come back? Ewan too?

What do you think about Jake Lloyd? Do you feel bad for him?

These better not be real spoilers. Because it's fucking July so how?

I hope he dies! He destroyed my childhood! Original forever!

They were pretty much confirmed by merchandise so... Only the part with Farth Revan is fake.

Kill yourself. You don't deserve to live.

You reminded me why I hate so much this fanbase and any other fanbase. Also,I hate you.

>/swco/ is autistic enough to take that seriously

So you are with him??? You hate Jake??? Hayden??? Ewan???

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No they weren't. Those spoilers are and always were bullshit.

Just no....

Just wait. Just wait. Then I will tell you:I told YOU!

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How do I ban myself from Sup Forums?

What we did to deserve this?

I will help you.
Example:
-Post a naked woman on /toy/ or Sup Forums

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The madman

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WHERE'S THAT THIRD HAND COMING FROM

It's ____your____ hand, user.

I don't know... if this won't ban me, what will? Please help me niggers

The hotpocket isn't finished touching himself yet

Spam with naked woman.

what the fuck is going on here?

I have no idea...Old Republic trilogy when?

75193 9.99 EUR TFA Millenium Falcon-Chewbacca.
75194 9.99 EUR TFA F.O. TIE Fighter-F.O.TIE Pilot.
75195 19.99 EUR Separatist Assault-Obi Wan,Rex and 1 Battle Droid with speeder.
75196 19.99 EUR Geonosian Cannon-2 Geonosians,Ahsoka Tano and Clone Trooper
75197 16.99 EUR TLJ Canto Bight Battle Pack-2 different Praetorian Guards,1 Executioner F.O. Stormtrooper,1 alien civillian and Casino build.
75198 16.99 EUR Tatooine Battle Pack-2 Jawas,1 Tusken Raider,1 Astromech droid.
75199 29.99 EUR General Grievous Combat Speeder-Mace Windu,General Grievous.
75200 29.99 EUR TLJ Knights of Ren ship-2 Knights of Ren and Chewbacca.
75201 59.99 EUR TLJ Canto Bight Chase-Rose,Finn,2 Praetorian Guards,DJ and 1 civillian-The set consist of an brick built Alien Horse,1 Canto Bight landspeeder(it' very long) and a small build which is a bar entrance with a table and drinks.
75202 79.99 EUR TLJ Battle on Ach-To-Kylo Ren,2 Knights of Ren,Luke Skywalker,Rey,R2-D2 and 4 Porgs. The playset has the Force Tree with a book in it's interior and rock formations with some small Jedi temples. It's a lot similar with Battle on Tokodana.
75204 39.99 EUR TLJ Resistance Ski Speeder-Captain Phasma,Poe Dameron and Executioner Stormtrooper.
75205-Exclusive TLJ A-Wing set-New Resistance Alien Pilot,F.O. Stormtrooper and Leia.
75206 16.99 EUR Geonosis Battle Pack-Ki Adi Mundi,Coleman Trebor,2 Phase 1 Clone Troopers.
75207 16.99 EUR TLJ Crait Battle Pack-2 Resistance Soldiers,1 Miner and 1 Alien Soldier.
75208 29.99 EUR Yoda's Hut-Yoda,Luke Skywalker and R2-2D.
75209 29.99 EUR Han Solo movie set
75210 49.99 EUR Han Solo movie set
75211 69.99 EUR Han Solo movie set
75212 169.99 EUR Han Solo movie set(probably Millenium Falcon)

its nice that they are still making clone wars sets

Source?

Are you fucking kidding me? Do I need to bloody post more to be banned?

Are Clones sterile in NuCanon?

I'd hope they're not.

>Mothma slashed the New Republic's military budget by 90% even though there were still rogue imperials out there.

Those Bothans didn't die for this.

Literally the only correct answer.

Fuck Luke
Marry Luke
Kill the other two

Daily reminder that Ezra secretly misses being touched by her.

aren't they effectively confirmed not to be with cut lawquane from Clone Wars?

Lego genera!

he Misse only Sabine

To be fair, we don't know what that 90% was from
If it was from the old Empire's budget I'd argue that was actually pretty reasonable. The Empire must have been spending a grotesque amount of credits on military build up, research and upkeep, ripping that budget to shreds in favour of funding other programs just makes sense. The fact it reinforces the idea that the New Republic won't just collapse back into being the Empire 2.0 like the old Republic while simultaneously putting the onus of defence spending on the NR's individual members is just gravy
Instead of one massive homogeneous fleet you have hundreds if not thousands of disparate local defence forces of varying strengths and tactical focus. Certainly makes for a better defence in depth

I don't think so, both of those kids were way too old to have been born in the time between Cut's desertion and his discovery

When I was younger I always thought Chuchi wasn't wearing any pants in this episode; no underwear in space...

user, please. He clearly misses SS. You never forget your first time - even if it wasn't exactly voluntary sex.

Imperial pedophiles are for execution, not romance.

>Sheev with a heavy west country accent
I need more of this.

Ezra is space legal - on Mirial

SS is for naughty BDSM sex followed by romantic spooning and hand-holding.

Well user, your lucky her dick did not slip out beneath her skirt.

>ANAKIN SKYWALKER IS THE SLOTH CREATURE
>SNOKE HAS MULITPLE BODIES HE'S A FORCE VAMPIRE
>KYLO EATS ANAKINS FORCE GHOST AND KILLS IT
>LUKE KILLS ALL OF THE KNIGHTS OF REN IN ONE MOVE

Is it bad that I ironically want these parts to be real

The force ghost killing part in particular sounds kinda weird, but at the same time it has the potential to be a serious "oh shit what" moment.

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>Read Vader solicitations
>Grinky shows up eventually
>No info on other inquisitors

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Apparently they will show up as well but in later issues.

How long will she have to go on her knees and SUCC so Vader and Grinky spare her and take her within their ranks

too pure for this world

I do not remember any source that says anything about it, but I believe so.
Cut's kids were from a previous husband, I think Dave or Pablo mentioned that.

How do I get banned????

Turn off your computer and go outside.

Unless you meant, "How DID I get banned????"
In which case it was because you were being a faggot, and should turn off their computer.

Such rude words!

Because Grinky is the only one who doesn't suck.

>she doesn't deny it

Witwer should be fucking grateful for TFU and Starkiller, he wouldn't be shit without it

(You)

>hint at the Knights of Ren in TFA, alongside Kylo some of the cooler and more original designs from what we can do
>wipe them out in one scene
>introduce Royal Guard ninja turtles with the same unique melee weapon schtick

Lads, what if Rian's shit?

I think they look good, I'm so tired of people saying 'they're just sheevs guard ugh'

Me too,they started to grow on me.

Also,post Twileks.

>Twilek
What is a Twilek? I'm not a nerd.

the idiot probably meant Ashoka

wew just snagged an action fleet LAAT and Acclamator for 20 bucks on ebay

opening cargo bay doors mane

Brilliant retort user you sure showed me

Tell me how does his dick taste?

Starkiller>>>the joke they made Maul into

>characters can't fail because then they are jokes

>characters can't succeed because then they are mary sues

shit I thought I was on /toy/

whatever, barely any difference anyway

>thinking the mary sue who literally pushed Vaders shit in, and then proceeded to dumpster sheev is a better character than maul
You should climb to your number of chromosomes, and then jump to your number of braincells

>KYLO EATS ANAKINS FORCE GHOST AND KILLS IT

Fuck off, let Anakin be at peace.

But I'd rather Obi-Wan and Yoda bust his balls for all eternity.

So, I just got done playing KOTOR 1 and 2 for the first time, and aside from Kreia and cringy Mandalore stuff, they were pretty decent. Throughout KOTOR 2, all I could think of from the thread in wild spice is Snoke and how easily it could fit with the current space of canon we have. I know the story technically is wrapped up differently in the MMO, but do you guys think Abrams was a hardcore KOTORfag too and made Snoke the person Revan and the Exile went after?

>do you guys think Abrams was a hardcore KOTORfag too and made Snoke the person Revan and the Exile went after?
>implying JJ cared in any capacity about anything star wars related
He hated 3/6 movies, user. I doubt he'd even seen the prequels. And I super doubt he had time for two videogames that required you to think about it in any capacity.

Mate, h before s.

>The joke
>you
he mispelled twi'lek

>He hated 3/6 movies

About that - I hate drawing the distinction of "real fans" and "fake fans" for things, but I question calling people who only like two Star Wars movies actual Star Wars fans. It seems there are a lot of those, too, who only like A New Hope and Empire Strikes Back.

>KYLO REY AND LUKE TEAM UP AGAINST SNOKE AT THE VERY END
would be kino
>KYLO EATS ANAKINS FORCE GHOST AND KILLS IT
not kino

there is nothing wrong with gatekeeping

He refused to have anything from the prequels in, even to be as petty as to CGI out fucking podracing flags. That's stupid and only served to make the series worse. Why write a retread of the first movie if you're a fan? It just doesn't add up. It's not about real for fake fans, it's about his ego getting the better of him.

and he's said he doesn't like star wars, so yeah.

Decided to rate all of the canon Star Wars movies and shows on a scale of 1 to 5 lightsabers. The lightsaber scale isn't necessarily the same as a star scale because I'm judging them as Star Wars movies compared to one another and not as movies in general, if that makes sense. Also, I don't give half points, only whole numbers.

>A New Hope
5 lightsabers
>Empire Strikes Back
5 lightsabers
>Return of the Jedi
4 lightsabers
>The Phantom Menace
2 lightsabers
>Attack of the Clones
2 lightsabers
>Revenge of the Sith
4 lightsabers
>The Clone Wars (2008 film)
1 lightsaber
>The Clone Wars (2008 series)
5 lightsabers
>The Force Awakens
2 lightsabers
>Rogue One
4 lightsabers

I'm going to reserve my rating for Rebels until that series concludes, but right now my rating is sitting at 4 lightsabers.

I remember JJ saying when he was confirmed as director for TFA that he didn't actually like Star Trek and that it was really Star Wars that he was a fan of and always wanted to direct for. Do you think that was all a publicity stunt?