Watching movie in theater

>watching movie in theater
>shout "THAT'S GOTTA HURT!" whenever a character gets injured

>Watching movie in theater
>Try to guess and yell out the next quip the hero will deliver in sync with his dialog
>Sometimes get it right

What does that thing do again?

>film shows female character from behind
>yell "BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!"
>whole audience cheers and joins in

>Watching film
>Mother hugs her son
>Stand up and recite the entire incest porn copy pasta except in my version you move in with and marry/get adopted by aunt Xev

During their Main Phase, the turn player can Pot Summon a Pot Monster from their Extra Deck by vertically stacking from their field, two or more face-up monsters with the same Level as the Pot Monster's Rank, that are listed on it as Pot of Greed Materials After that, the player Summons the Pot Monster from the Extra Deck in face-up Attack or Defense Position by placing it on top of the stacked Pot of Greed Materials in an unoccupied Main Monster Zone that a Link Monster points to or an Extra Monster Zone.

Monsters that do not have Levels, such as Pot Monsters and Link Monsters, cannot normally be used as Pot Materials for a Pot Summon. However, some Pot Monsters (such as "Number 100: Numeron Dragon") specifically list Pot Monsters such as materials, in which case they can use Pot Monsters as material. Additionally, some Pot Monsters (such as "Constellar Ptolemy M7") specify in their card text that they can be also Pot Summoned by using an Pot Monster as material rather than their listed materials, in which case the materials from the monster used as material are transferred to the Pot Summoned monster.

Prior to the introduction of the Extra Monster Zone, a monster could be Pot Summoned to any Monster Zone.

Even if all appropriate Monster Zones are occupied, a Pot Monster can still be Pot Summoned as long as at least one of the Pot of Greed Materials used is in one of these Zones, so that there is an available Zone when the Pot Monster is Summoned.

>watching twin towers
>gimli cant jump the gap
>stand up in theater
>"looks like hes short of options"
>only black people laugh

Thanks, i keep forgetting without a timely reminder

Yeah, but what does it DO?

manlets BTFO'd

>watching movie.
>an explosion happens on screen.
>stand up and shout "THATS A SPICY MEATBALL!"
>everyone claps.

Thats what I said when I pushed that guy down the stairs after the movie was over.

>some loser at the theater trying crack lame jokes while I'm about to blow his ass away with my laser pointer

>loser with a red laser pointer
>pull out my green laser pointer

>watching movie set in the 50's
>character makes a racist remark
>shout AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FO THAT
>all the black people start hootin and hollerin
>we still keep in touch

>red lasers versus green lasers

Grats you just shot the next star wars movie

>watching Married With Children in the studio audience
>"WOO" "HOOT HOOT HOOT" "Oh no!"
I like to think I left my mark.

can you show me that pasta its for a friend

>watching action movie
>something blows up
>start chanting, "USA! USA! USA!"
>everyone joins in
>veterans in the audience thank me for my service

>watching a Kino on my smartphone while in the local cinema
>protag wollops antag a good one and saves the day
>yell out "OOH, THATS GOTTA HURT!"
>everyone in the theatre starts laughing, despite the fact they are watching a different movie, and cheering me on
>notice the blacks start rilin themselves up
>overhear someone say "Eyy mang thats funny ese"
>we all exchange cellular phone numbers
>text each other daily to make sure we are all alright

>watching 9/11 documentary
>the plane crashes into the twin towers
>yell "ALLAHU AKBAR!"
>everyone joins in

heartwarming, based nigs

Welcome to Sup Forums! How has your first couple of days been so far?

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Pretty good! Sup Forums was pretty nice to me when I told them how much I hate Jews and Muslims so I decided to come check out the rest of the boards. Sup Forums's pretty cool, thinking of making this my new homeboard. I love how people say what they feel around here, haha.

>watching movie in theater
>main character is having sex with a girl
>really pounding her from behind
>the girl starts cumming
>she's convulsing around his dick
>he starts cumming too
>pumps his cum deep into her pussy
>shout "I'll have what she's having!"

>tfw this happened in my theater last month
>tfw I should've offered my digits

>go to watch a romantic drama
>whenever there's a serious moment I yell out "SUFFERIN SUCCOTASH I POOPED MY PANTS' and hit my head against the chair in front
>profusely apologise and then as soon as they seem to have accepted my apology tell them I was joking about apologising and begin to run around the theatre toe punting every seat someone is sitting in whilst crying out in pain before I am ejected

I've toe punted a max of 22 chairs before being dragged out. Also began wearing steel toe caps and just pretend my toes are in pain now

>digits
checked

which one of you screamed out

FRODO DERES A SPIDER BEHIN YOU!"

when I saw return of the king

These threads are 10/10 gold every time

Mm.

fuck off tourist

>go to movie I know will have a jew in it at one point
>wait for my moment
>he comes on
>yell ODROUB ODROUB TEL AVIV and throw my toy bottle rockets at the screen
>local 'plex mossad agent attempts to stop me but fellow kino goers bury him in popcorn and refuse

>OOH RIGHT IN THE MATZAH BALLS

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Just grab some cards my nigger.

Based Hezbollanon

>sitting watching Movie in theatre
>villain falls off building and into explosion
>yell out "Damn, he ain't gonna be in Movie two!"
>everyone bursts into fits of laughter
>they start falling over themselves and the chairs in the rush to give me high fives and fist bumps
>projectionist has to pause the movie for a full 15 minutes due to the sheer volume and excitement
>theatre manager comes down to shake my hand and give me lifetime free entry ticket

>villain survived somehow and is actually in movie 2.
>user is punished for fake prediction with 6 years in the pop corn mines, no parole.

Captain Phasma literally fell into an explosion and will probably be back so it actually happened in real life.

Kek

>create more and more retarded monster types and make 95% of the cards unplayable
>Pot of Greed is still banned

What a cluster fuck this game became.

>You will never experience American movie theaters where the entire audience constantly shout out unfunny one-liners before being gunned down

Just become friends with the designated shooter.

Based.

What's funny is that Xyz Summon isn't even a new mechanic. That one was introduced like a decade ago. Who knows what crazy shit they have now that I haven't even been keeping up with.

Anything that came in after tribute summoning is cancer

It's a free +1. It is litterally the most broken card in the game. It will never get unbanned

>muh +1

>muh if I don't reply I win the argument

Hes memeing, but yea links and especially pendulums are overcomplicated as hell. Syncros are pretty easy to understand, as are xyz until rank up came along to fuck with your mind

Plebius maximus

Shutus the fuckupicus

>in kinoplex
>vegan character appears on screen
>shout "SOYBOY!" as loud as i can
>all of the chads in the audience erupt in hysterical laughing
>one of them tosses a football to me
>get invited to their frat and lose my virginity that night
>following morning, Trump arrives in air force 1 to personally shake my hand
>he gets me in touch with alex jones and i am now being paid to sponsor CAVEMAN

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Designated shooters are randomly selected specifically to counter this sort of tactic.

>Land of the "free"

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>ren kills han
>REALLY?
HAHA Oh man, sometimes I can be such a cut up!

>two characters having hot sex on screen
>yell "BEEN THERE, DONE THAT" loudly
>several qts approach me after the movie offering their numbers

>read this thread
>start clapping furiously everytime i see a funny post

>Character gets knocked down
>Yell "somebody get him some orange slices!"
>Whole audience laughs

>that anti-aliasing