Do you still think about your high school crush?

Do you still think about your high school crush?
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No. Interlinked.

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THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS!

From time to time.

Do you think when you die the morticians will make fun of your small penis? Interlinked.

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no because she was a 7/10 and i've dated way hotter girls at this point. in fact i had a sex dream about her of all people a while back and i remember being disappointed it was her and not some other girl i know.

Not until I just read your post. I still regularly jerk off thinking about girls from my first job though.

try elementary school

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Is the seat next to you always empty in lecture hall, despite the fact that you keep your bag on the floor?

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Did you take a girl to prom as a 'friend' hoping that there would be something more?

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Did your parents mistake your aloofness and lack of social ability for intelligence until you got to high school and saw your grades?

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Do you dream of taking a trip to Thailand to go 'hiking'?

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Do you pay $50 a month for a gym or $300 per semester yet go to your car sweaty and unshowered afterwards?

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Do you feel regret when you see the dead skin crusting and congealing at the base of your testicles?

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DId you buy a set of Cards Against Humanity advertised on your 2nd favorite website but never have anyone to play with?

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I'm not feeling interlinked with any of these at all man. Interlinked.

Do you sometimes think you'd be less of a fragile man if your mom wouldn't have walked out on your dad and projected her problems with men onto you?

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Did you get a driver's license hoping for freedom and girls in the back seat but instead were now expected to drive to a part time job?


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HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US

Do you call up hookers who you used to go to high school with?

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Do you still enjoy Villenueve flicks?
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Do you know the best place on campus to take a quiet and comfy shit but not the best place on campus to meet a qt freshman?

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I'm actually one of the few people who's still in a relationship with their high school girlfriend. So yeah you could say I think about her quite a bit.

I don't get this

Have you been told, "Im only looking for a friend" at a gloryhole?


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Did you buy a suit hoping it would make you look more mature?

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Do you purposely not wipe very well when pooping before going into the shower?

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Do you find it demeaning if a man lives at home at age 28

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Go see Ingrid Goes West.

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Did you take a speech class hoping to become more outgoing?

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I didn't even go to high school
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Did your high school end in the word 'academy' and was pitched as a place for students who learn differently and need different structure?

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Was its name actually a "Retard Academy"

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Why don't you say that three times?

"Within cells interlinked."

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>princess buttercup accuses you of being way off baseline

It's been 15 years since we broke up and I still dream about my first girlfriend. she's perfect. dumped me for a girl who she is still with and they moved to indonesia. i "stalk" her on facebook

sir this is not a blog stick to the test so we can get your correct baseline.

Do you ever look up ticket prices for flights from your city to Jakarta?

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over $1K for 28 hours minimum

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Do you feel like you have severe inadequacy issues when you go to work and are surrounded by your chad workmates?

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Nah she wasn't even that great looking back.

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have you checked my repeating digits

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are you a big guy
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Does the professor look right at you when he tells the class to stop referencing the prequels in their assignments?

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Do you look at your boogers after you pick them?

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Right in the cells

When you do occasionally get laid, are you all sore in the hips the next day due to lack of practice and the heft of your partner?


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>got her
>bliss for two years
>things gradually go sour
>another year of drifting apart
>i move to england

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Better than those who didnt get the girl sure but my memories are harder to have.

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Are you secretly envious of the kid who killed himself at your school because of all the attention everyone gave him afterwards?


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have you ever brought up a piece of food or other object up to room temperature so you can fuck it?

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You're not even close to baseline. Surrender your gun and badge.

Do you still regularly masturbate to porn you recorded of your one and only ex girlfriend without her knowledge even though she left you two years ago and you haven't had another relationship since then although she's already engaged to another guy, interlinked

I would kill myself, but I hate attention

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Did you go trick or treating as your favorite comic book character but your mom didn't bother to cut the holes in the mouth and eyes big enough so you fell down and hurt yourself and everyone laughed?

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Occasionally but I realised we are not that similar, it would have been a decent teenage relationship but wouldn't work now. Interlinked

Do you think back to the time another person expressed true love for you only to be met with your ignorant disinterest because you are terrified at the idea of you being vulnerable with anyone, interlinked

Have you ever discovered your mother crying on your birthday and when you ask her what is wrong she says nothing and denies she is crying?

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Were you embarrassed to invite friends over as a child because you didn't want them to see how your family lived?

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Watch the kyneau first you god forsaken autists

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Do you fantasize about being attractive just so you can reject women?

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Do people on the bus choose to stand for 50 minutes instead of sitting next to you?

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>DO YOU WISH YOU HAD NEVER STARTED STUDYING ENGINEERING
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Do you think you'll ever experience true love? Cells

Your child excitedly shows you his kino collection. It has all the transformer movies in metal collectors edition cases. What do you do?

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Have you given up on 3D entirely and embraced 2D?

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DO YOU ROMANTICIZE YOUR LONELY MANCHILD LOSERNESS WITH SHALLOW DISHONEST MOVIES INTERLINKED

Show him more classic Baykino.

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Do you rationalize your lack of romantic love by telling people it was a construct of early renaissance europe?

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Do you cry yourself to sleep every night while listening to ASMR?

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Do you know the worst? She does not even remember your name.

You are walking through the desert and enounter a /fit/zien who has fallen onto his back due to too much deadlifting, what do you do?

Your waifu shows you a picture in a magazine of Black Panther. He then puts it up on the wall, what do you do?

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are you trying to find out if I am a replicant or a redditor, mr deckard?

Do you secretly loathe having to attend social events, functions and deal with other people in general but suffer from loneliness shortly after having little human contact?

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Are you wasting your life?

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have you already given up on your new years resolutions

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