Funeral scene

>funeral scene
>protagonist looks at funeral from a distance

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>funeral scene
>rain

>funeral scene
>protagonist totally ignores eulogy

>characters holding umbrellas

>funeral scene
>no-one is molesting the corpse

>funeral scene
>annoying relative or relatives ruinning the mood

>funeral scene
>someone points out that "funeral" is an anagram of "real fun"

>funeral scene
>press F to pay respects

>funeral scene
>camera gets dirt thrown on it

>funeral thread
>some user points me that funeral is an anagram of 'real fun'

>funeral scene
>everyone dressed in black

>funeral scene
>open casket
>gas buildup in corpse causes it to let out a nasty fart
>everyone laughs
>cue laugh track
>pastor quips, "that's just the sound a soul makes when it leaves the body"
>cue more laughter

>funeral scene
>person inside isn't dead

>funeral scene
>the guy the funeral is for watches from afar, having successfully faked his death

>funeral scene
>"it ain't me" starts playing

>hello darkness my old friend...

...

>I am a dock, I am an island

>Funeral scene
>I Heard There Was A Secret Cord starts playing

>funeral scene
>everyone around dabs and dances wildly to Party Rock Is In the House Tonight Everybody Have a Good Time by 2011

>Bagpipes

>someone turns around and notices him
>yell "WAIT A SECOND, WHO IS THAT OVER THERE?"

never seen this happen and I'm fairly certain you just made it up on the spot

>it's a case of mistaken identity
>The widow sobs even harder

>Funeral scene
>Bagpipes playing
>21 gun salute
>Montage of dead persons life playing

>funeral scene
>crying relative jumps on coffin as it descends

...

>funeral scene
>Evanescence starts playing

>funeral scene
>EY IM DYIN OVA HERE

>someone turns around and looks into the distance
>someone else asks them what's wrong
>"Nothing, I just thought... no, it's nothing"

>funeral scene
>all dresses in black, raining, black umbrellas
>coffin lowered into the ground
>camera zooms through coffin to show a teenage boy with deep bruising around his neck
>and an undeniable erection
>*record scratch*
>yup, that's me, you're probably wondering how I ended up here
>let's just say I wasn't cut out for high school
>cut to sunny day in front of a huge building with 28 year old actors pretending to be high schoolers on skateboards

>funeral scene
>brothers comedically drop their father's casket causing his body to launch into an open manhole

>funeral scene
>"Where do you think we are" starts playing

This would be great if it happened

>funeral scene
>two people in the crowd gossip about main character
>cuts to close-up of main character looking sadly at the casket

>funeral scene
>people are sad

>funeral scene
>protagonist sees antagonist drive past slowly
>begin gunfight

>funeral scene
>where do you think we are?

>funeral scene
>misty

>under the rain

>tfw GTA 5 did this
its not just movies anymore

Mad Men but just barely.

>Scene funeral
>people sad are
>gunfight distance two in minutes

good one

>funeral scene
>snow

>funeral scene
>cuts to MC fucking the dead guy's girlfriend in a bathroom during the wake

>Funeral scene
>People sobbing really hard next to the coffin so know it's the family

this too

>black character's funeral
>gospel music starts playing

>Funeral scene
>Protagonist is super close to the coffin despite only having met the deceased within the timeline of the film

Except for the character closest to the decreased

>protag forgives parents for emotional abuse
>cut to funeral scene

>funeral scene
>fbi cia etc doing surveillance

>black character's funeral
>the widow and the daughter start twerking on the deceased

>Hollywood makes funeral scene
>never a rabbi, always a priest

>Funeral scene
>Protagonist start pushing the orphan around screaming "BACK THE FUCK OFF"

>he/she used to be a good friend

>wake scene
>open casket
>zoom in on dead guy
>”You’re probably wondering how I got here...”

>black character's funeral
>Kumbaya My Lord starts playing

>movie starts with a funeral scene

I've seen this in at least 17 kinos

>funeral scene
>Ave Maria starts playing

...

>character laughs at a funeral

>funeral scene
>cuts to it from a normal scene with some solemn music and shows people walking hand in hand and women leaning their heads on men who are standing up straight and appear to be on the verge of tears or wiping away a single tear
>a priest says something like "X was beloved by many" and then it cuts to the 'many' previously described and its women wearing black sunglasses and theyre grabbing mens hands and the men are standing there all stoicly

>the comedian is dead
>hello darkness my old friend....


GOAT

>funeral scene
>the twenty, thirty people there drive the same car, some big black sedan, maybe some are really dark blue

is that an american thing? everybody buys that car and keeps it in a garage until somebody dies?

you rent some cars sometimes if youre part of the procession

never seen 30 rented though im sure it happens

And what car is that? You know wich one, that with the chromed grill

How do you know they ignore it? Do you usually nod and go "Yes, that sounds like him!" during eulogies?

its never the same car, but its always black or dark blue as you said. a chrome grill for a funeral from a tv show would probably be a bentley or aston martin or something in that range.

nah, men, it's clearly american

>I'm sorry for your loss

I hate being related to the person in a funeral cause you get 10000 texts and calls of "I'm sorry for your loss"

You know they mean well but the cliche gets really tiring when you're already emotionally upset

hollywood has access to bentleys...

Logan was the best for this

>I Heard There Was A Secret Chord
>9gag
Can't tell if bait

>black character’s funeral
>biggie smalls playing in the background

dude, it's not a bentley. It's a lincoln, or an oldsmobile, or any of those american brands that make the same car once and again

>funeral scene
>”dr pavel...”

Across the Universe did this in the most Kino way

yes you can

>funeral scene
>widow is in the church bathroom getting fucked by a black guy

This one

>It's a flash-forward

>Funeral scene
>Dead guys gf has sex with the butch lesbian janitor in the bathroom

>"Dindu nuffin" starts playing while the onlookers chant "world star"

Go to bed Lynch

>funeral scene
>black people are fucking the corpse

>Funeral scene
>Its a bunch of middle aged men coming together after not having seen each other since College because their College friend died and now they go on an adventure

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>all of the above
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I've done this in real life

>tfw that happened to me and no adventure was had

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I bet the dead guy was named Mookie or Ralphie Rex or some dumbfuckingshit that some 2bit hack writer came up with

>real life funeral
>coffin gets taken to cemetery in the back of a Chevy pickup due to his fear of hearses

>funeral scene
>guy whose funeral it's supposed to be watches from a distance

>funeral scene
> close up of protagonists face
> sound of chains clanking in the distance
> "oh no not again"

It was a cousin who I didn't get along with so I didn't want the family to see me.

so why did you go ?