Give me just ONE reason he shouldn't be the next Bond

And it better be good.

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looks like a soyboy

because potato-Bourne Bond ruined suave Bond for everyone

he's boring as fuck

Ok.

Too skinny and feminine. Literally bitchboy tier. Take this Adonis of a man instead.

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Great minds...

Is that Bonds downlow gay grindr fuck?

I legit love this idea.

*breathes heavily outside school playground*

Too well known. You want someone with less of a career who is willing to take the risk of being typecast and will stick around for a few movies. Cavill looks perfect but he's a decorative log.

Give me one reason why he shouldn't be Bond

One of my top 2 pics. He showed he can do mean in The Guest and was one of the only genuinely funny parts of the otherwise shit Night at the Museum 3. My other is Aidan Turner.

Seconded. Dan Stevens would be great. Hiddelston has a annoying face and is not rugged enough.

Apparently he was seriously considered for Bond but then cucked himself out of the gig by dating Taylor Swift.

>Producers are narrowing down their choices for the lead in this iconic franchise!
>While dozens of different actors have been thrown into the rumor mix, we hear that there are really only about half a dozen top contenders… but they all have their challenges. According to an insider, here is what the producers are thinking about each actor.
>[1] would be a nice familiar choice, but they are annoyed about his $$$ demands and are now leaning towards bringing in someone younger to play the role for the next three to four installments. (Daniel Craig)
>[2] has the height and the British accent, but rather ruined his image as a cool sexy playboy when he dated [that pop star]. (Tom Hiddleston)
>[3] has the height, is handsome, and can pull off the action sequences, but they find his version of a British accent off-putting. (Sam Heughan)
>[4] is under 40, has a perfect accent and could pull off the part, but lacks a certain cool confidence and is just too damn short. (Jamie Bell)
>[5] has a great voice, but while they would seriously consider a man of color, they want someone for the franchise for years to come and he is a bit long in the tooth. (Idris Elba)
>[6] is an real up-and-comer but not as well-know as all the other choices. They really like him but are unsure if audiences will warm to someone for whom this would be a breakout role. (Jack Huston)
>[7] is already very hot in the market, but they see him as more adorable than handsome, and just too damn American. (Ryan Gosling)

>he
That's sexist, Bond is a xhe now

How would fans even react to an American Bond?

Isn't he australian?

user, Henry Cavill is british
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_Cavill
honestly, I think he would be great Bond

Then I hope he gets it after MI. He deserves something nice after what happened to the DCEU

*blocks your swc*

All good choices honestly

>implying it won't be The Rock

Didn't he say he wouldn't want to do it

He'd make a better Bond villain than a Bond.

>The name is Litty, James Litty

he has to look like this and the series should get back to being a period spy thriller

Because he was in a Marvel capeshit movie. Ruined the actor forever in my eyes.

Disgusting.

I think he's too old if you keep in mind that they'll want to make at least 3 films with the new Bond

That looks a lot like Fassbender, desu

>Jack Huston

i like the sound of that.

kek, Cavill is perfect then

WHITE

FUCKING

MALE

He's too good of an actor for Bond movies. He'd be wasted on a shitty script.

he looks like ass
james has to be seductive

>Elba is too old
>Goose as Bond

>Fucks the biggest female pop star in the world for a few weeks, then moves on
>Not a cool sexy playboy
???

Jack Huston would be my pick

>the names soy
>soyboy

No way. It's pretty much settled that the next Bond will be black or female, or preferably both.

LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

Are you fucking retarded? He’s a shit capeshit actor

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can someone explain to me why the next bond can't be 5'5?

there's really no reason to undermine a man on the basis of his height. facial aesthetics are more important, so pierce brosnan could easily play him even if he was short

>can someone explain to me why the next bond can't be 5'5
Because Tom Cruise is already in the Mission Impossible Series

first, he was the perfect batman
now, the perfect bond

This. Norton is perfect for the role.

cruise is too stocky though, he needs to be kinda lean, not built like a linebacker.

Matthew Goode.

Not sleazy enough

This guy gets it

Because he looks like a pussy compared to everyone else that has played Bond

This is a good option

I want to throw Richard Armitage in the mix

If we look beyond just British actors

They need more man from uncle

Bond these days is played out

He basically was villain Bond in Headhunters

God damn it man, you beat me by the seconds

Q

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cause he looks like a Bond girl

What an ape face.

actually fits pretty well, even if he is a weird looking bugger

bond girl & villainess

It's okay, user. Great minds, etc

is mcmafia any good or is it shit?

please no

naah

angela bassett would actually make for a pretty good older milf villain.

Because he looks like a pissy little boy who would pass out from one vodka martini

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He'd probably make a better villain, though. He's too pretty to be Bond.

she is buff af

Dan Stevens was excellent in Legion. He would be a great choice for Bond.

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This guy is a good actor, but he will need decades to scrape off the shame of Twilight
He is the new DiCaprio

I heard you need a new James Bond.....

Is that Jordan Peterson.

james bond in highschool. i want it to happen for the tears.

Stop shoving ugly people into attractive roles

Only reason I can think of is they blew their "he's more like the book bond" cookies with Daniel Craig even though it wasn't true.

If they were gonna cast him they'd probably wait til after the next bond actor (who'll be some novelty, probably a black) by which point he'll probably be too old

I like Jack Huston

Way to post a meme past its use by date faggot. It's all his fists now

Idris elba is the only one that would make me watch this shit. Hire him, even if only for 1 movie.

>ywn watch a sequel from uncle
jdimsa

He looks absolutely terrified of doing something even remotely masculine

Should I watch a James Bond movie? blonde bond sounds good because he caused butthurt

Girl Bond?

>not fassbender doing his British accent in Inglorious Bastards for 3 hours

>lois_wilkerson.jpg
>wilkerson
>WILKERSON
SINCE WHEN HAVE THEY HAD A SECOND NAME!?

>let's see if you can manage to get out of this contraption, mister bond.

My money is on James Norton. McMafia was really an extended Bond audition.

Tom Hardy is too short and too working class, Idris Elba not white enough and too old, Tom Hiddleston a bit too feminine.

Maybe Fassbender. Henry Cavill looks the part but already has Superman under his belt.

>Pierce Brosnan again
>Rob Lowe
only choices.

British, attractive, beautiful accent, can actually act, isn't retarded by ((liberalism)), I don't think he's "progressive" enough for Hollywood now.

ive been seeing this for years, and i still dont get it
last night i james bond burger'd your sister?

this. he's too feminine looking.

Also good choices

Has anyone ever even read the books?

Bond isn't a particularly sympathetic character by most modern societal standards. He's fairly heartless, misogynistic, calculating, and driven mostly by a sense of duty to the job/Crown, not some clean sense of socially-conscious morality.

I know the movies characterized him over the years makes him a lot more sympathetic and good guy hero-like, but honestly I can't understand why people are clamoring for a Bond of color or female Bond. He's not really intended to be a role model. He's a person who murders people for his government. Just because he's licensed to do it doesn't really make him a "good guy."

>Craig isn't suave
Hate niggers who never watched Casino Royale.

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