How can one stop Superman hovering towards you?

How can one stop Superman hovering towards you?

Be Lois Lane or Lana Lang

he shouldn't have been wearing pants

Now I want a movie about superman spending whole time floating right above the ground, spinning like a autistic CGI beyblade and fucking up everything

Make fun of his mustache

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Be his adoptive father

*hovers respectfully in your direction*

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Am I still banned?

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wouldnt that shit just shatter every bone in batfleck's body?

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As disappointing as this movie was as a whole, it had moments of genuine gold.

What exactly did the cops think they were going to do?

This scene could've been really good if it was much longer and without the Whedon quips. It's nice seeing Superman unleashed.

Record footage so future survivors could cobble together what happened.

stan lee was right

flying is the gayest thing ever unless you have something that helps you

Those dumbasses were lucky Bizzaro is a good boy

Why does everything look so clean?

Characters Stan the Man was involved with that fly under their own power without use of wings or devices:

The Human Torch
Magneto
Namor
Storm
The Phoenix
Captain Marvel(all of them)
Several Inhumans
All of the Eternals(dozens of them)

And that’s just from memory.