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First for Tilly

Friendly reminder that Dukat did nothing wrong.

Based

Friendly reminder that if you voted Trump you're not allowed to watch Star Trek.

best girl

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Who is your favorite captain and why is it boss nigga Sisko?

Reminder that Clint Howard was also in TOS

My trump vote just keeps giving and giving.

This thing is gross to look at

You've convinced me Dukat poster.
God bless you.

Angry reminder that Dukat did everything right.

Whore lesbian ezri?

>Recreation Rooms and Combat Simulators exist, but wow this Holodeck is amazing!

Shatner > Rick Berman

Your mom is gross to look at

>Star trek stands for is the opposite of what Trump stands for
Especially when it comes to letting lesbians on tv, eh Berman?

True....true.

Kirk pretending he don’t go to Sup Forums

He didn’t kill them all tho?

here's your containment thread: only pretty girls allowed in this thread

Based

>it's a Sisko flips da fuk out episode

Based trutrek poster

yes

Why would he go to mlp? That makes me lose a lot of respect for him implying that picture is real

Shatner didn't vote for Trump either.

And a long time later he found he had to think
UNNNNHHHHHHHUUUUUUUN

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>The greatest threat to Federation peace!

Reminder that voyager was a cartoon and saying that enterprise was almost as good is like comparing shitterprise to thundercats. Pro tip thundercats was better.

Definitely shopped

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The goal was never to get everyone to agree with us.
It was to get everyone to stop signaling their virtue every five minutes and enjoy our shit.

been out of the loop for a while
are shills finally gone?

Friendly reminder that Garak dindunuffin eiva.
He a good boy, a simple taila.

he is a voice actor for the show. it's real btw

"Shill" just means "someone discussing something that I don't like", so no, people that trigger you are still here.

Posted this in the old thread also.

Just finished watching the new episode of STD...

Fucking trash. Like I didn't think it was that bad up till the last few episodes but man this episode was so BAD! Like... Why and that "twist" surprise at the end... How are they going to explain the technology? Its just so fucking fucked!

I wouldn't have minded if they based this 100 years after TNG. But no. Fucking no.

>it's this fag again

Not quite yet, give it another week and all we'll have is the 2 or 3 butthurt actual fans

>implying Tilly poster is multiple posters

I'd like to think the number of people who find Tilly sexy is exactly one.

this board is filled with people discussing shit I don't like
I meant literal, confirmed shills

Confirmed how?

No they’re still around.

you blew up your own shop, ya cocksucker

Do you like shit?

Nah I don’t post about it but I’m into her. Especially with the straight hair.

I've been known to enjoy Voyager and Enterprise on occasions.

No a shill is someone peddling a product.

Because nobody invited him to play beer pong

YOU WOULDNT SAY THAT IF I DIDNT HAVE A SPOON ON MY HEAD

Been rewatching voyager recently. Confirmed no enjoyment to be found.

You mean like a shitty cbs show that needs (you) s?

>Confirmed no enjoyment to be found.
Nah, I enjoyed it thoroughly.

Bless the TRUE prophets of Bajor. May they smile upon you as they have smiled upon me.

You did blow up you’re own shop you fuckin spoon head.

You have to watch Voyager with friends and the intent to constantly mock it to get any enjoyment out of 90% of the episodes.

Seriously season 1 and 2 is like serving a prison sentence.

Based dukat poster.

Watching this one tonight.

Starts as Deep Cover O'Brien: Part 2. Slowly evolves into Pixie Dax and her faggot brothers + hen peckin' mother.

At least they gave Ezri a chance though.

>best show premise
>95% episodes range from shit to mediocre
thank god for EMH episodes, and a handful of others that were genuinely enjoyable

Ah, far be it from me to argue with someone as knowledgeable as you, Section 31 agent 2367.

Seasons 3-6 are top comfy yho

Like I said before, why is nudax a thing? They should have left jadzias floppy corpse on the prominade and given the extra screen time to someone else.

Doctor episodes are the only good thing.

Why does Miles have such a hateboner for the cardassians, and when did he fight them?
Was it before he was on the Enterprise or before DS9?

(((CBS))) logs onto Sup Forums.com. comes to /r/trek. blog is filled with holocaust denying Cardassians and Lieutenant Broccoli tier waifu posters

this is why they don't cater to us

Comfy if u like seven of nines tits

He fought the dirty spoonslimes in the war.

Feel really bad for people who can't enjoy Voyager.

For all it's flaws there's great chemistry b/w the cast, some great episodes, characters like Tuvok who fly under the radar, a rich array of scripts.

I still revel in the disproportionate amount of hate it gets and then completely forgoes discussion of stuff like Alter-Ego where Tuvok and Harry are smitten with an alien who used an avatar on the holodeck. Damn that episode was great.

Im pretty sure there is one prolific Tilly poster and Trekkie229 took to imitating his posts at one point.

Tell me what you liked about it. Hard mode keys era no seven.

They aren't war crimes if there was no war user. They invited us in.

Based dukat quoting them international laws.

All the out of nowhere classics like The Thaw, Meld, Eye of the Needle, Alter-Ego, Warlord, Worst Case Scenario, the one where Chakotay gets initiated into a Borg sub-collective; that from the early part of the show which is the most maligned and I could think of plenty more even though I generally don't like that part of the show. That's why I say seasons 3-6 are the best.

Based Based poster, cheering me on and triggering the STD shills

I see, forgive my ignorance, been catching up on episodes on the local station.

(((Classics))) might be a bit of a stretch.

You wouldn't call The Thaw or Meld some of the show's best? They were great top to bottom with excellent casting.

It was one of the best next generation episodes “the wounded”

Why did Garak turn into a Fardassian in the last couple seasons? Was he bulking?

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>chakotay purposefully acted badly so theyd fire him
>they just thought he was being a stoic indian

I can enjoy it though, just not as much as I hoped I would.

It was wartime. Cardies bulk up in wartime. That’s why everyone talks about them like they’re 10 feet tall even tho they’re shit.

>fuck this show
>demand raises every year
>they keep granting them
>wtf

I know for the practical purposes of the show they couldn't afford 7ft tall actors on stilts for every Cardassian or Hirogen, but I wish they were big guys. It really went a long way in the first two Hirogen episodes when they casted those 7'2" guys and put them in like 6 inch boots. Really sold the feel

is this true? i fucking hate Chakotay for that native shit he kept shovelling

You don't have much of a selection of women to waifu in DSC. Tilly's cute in a chubby autistic sort of way.

But his spirit animal?

>when did he fight them
Every single day.

Anyone who calls it sac is an outsider.

>make a good point about Voyager
>conveniently get ignored

See this is my point. It's a meme to act like the show was complete shit. It's just like virtue signaling that you collectively dislike something.

>Sup Forums.com

We never did get to know just how many he killed.

I doubt even he has managed to keep count.

Yes we do
Not enough

My point is voyager was even worse on rewatch. Janeway was insane and the show itself, especially when ds9 was still on, was low budget trash. None the less it’s still better that shitterprise or std.

In 'Empok Nor' Garak says that O'Brien took out an entire regiment of Cardassians.