FREEZE TURKEYS
FREEZE TURKEYS
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Josiah Lee
Sarcastically, I'm in charge
Michael Lewis
EUPHORIA SHUT THE FUCK UP, I KNOW THAT WAS YOU I AIN'T EVEN GOTTA LOOK. I'LL SEND YOUR ASS BACK TO CRENSHAW PETE WITH HIS HOT-ASS COAT-HANGERS BITCH, WOULD YOU LIKE THAT!?
Christian Carter
>Your mother would turn over in her grave if she were here to see this.
Liam Barnes
The diner scene is one of the funniest things I've ever seen in a movie
Nolan Gomez
This movie is so perfect. Why haven’t the people involved had another classic movie since?
Logan Allen
Gabriel Russell
The pie in the windowsill trick. Can't believe I fell for that, it's the same trick you used to save my ass in Nam.
Jonathan Ortiz
>*DYNAMITE. DYNAMITE*
Blake Perez
Creeeeeeem corn
Asher Bell
HAHA I THREW THAT SHIT BEFORE I EVEN CAME IN THE ROOM
Levi Edwards
Man, you guys ain't had no waffles like these. These waffles are so good, they're like they come from down South. These buttery motherfuckers will melt in your mouth. Man you ain't had no waffles...
Wyatt Lopez
the old birthday candle trick... just when you think it's out...
Jose Lee
I'm running things... IM RUNNING THIIIINGS
Jeremiah Nguyen
THE MILLITANTS TURNED STARTLED
Isaac Gray
I am 18 year old Black Dynamite. And you are my 16 year old brother Jimmy. And you are high as a kite, yet again.
Luke Martin
NO, NOT THE ORPHANS
Chase Bennett
But Black Dynamite, I sell drugs to the community!
Ayden Young
One of the funniest goddamn movies I've ever seen.
Jace Lopez
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Hudson Scott
My friends legitimately don't like this absolute throwback comedy kino.
Wyatt Watson
You should find some friends who aren't brain dead faggots
Nolan Barnes
Seriously, you don't need to be super smart to get this movie, but presumably you can't be a total moron either. Your friends sound like total morons.
Aiden Wood
"my mom says my dad's name is black dynamite"
"my mom says MY dad is named black dynamite too!"
"hush little girl, black dynamite is a common name"
Daniel King
"Oh yous a corn fed foo with a lot of muscle mass, but it's time for Bullhorn to get up in that ass!"
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Hudson Butler
CREAMED CORN, NOOOO!
Andrew Collins
YOU JIVE HONKIES. I AIN'T NO SNITCH
Elijah Ward
Chase Hill
There is no I in revolu-
There is no I in the team
Xavier Richardson
>785 is the area code of....oh my god, 785 is the area code of Topeka Kansas!
>Code Kansas!
Ethan Rivera
How you doin with that midget prostitute of yours?
She keeps coming up short!
Chase Gomez
black dynamite 2 is happening. i assume it will be shit since the cartoon was awful and its all the same group
Lucas Hughes
Im spending more BAAAAIL money then Im makin TAAAIL money
Eli Nelson
Nolan Nelson
it's not black dynamite. it's a spiritual sequel/western called 'Outlaw Johnny Black'
Luis Roberts
Luke Baker
Why are Blacks so Hyped up over a shitty movie and not over their Smartest Negro?
Gabriel Stewart
I'm glad they're going this way. Riff on a different (but related) genre to keep it fresh and not have to re-use the same jokes.
Gavin Cruz
Michael Jai White is an uncle tom. He's spoken out against rap music / culture as having a strongly negative effect on black kids.
Julian Sanders
The Boss Nigger theme is fucking awesome. Why can't we get awesome movie themes like this anymore?
Chase Brooks
Is NDT the normie's JBP?
Adrian Brown
The quick edit and actor swap are always hilarious.
Henry Sanders
The part with the nunchucks was seriously impressive. Can't imagine how much practice that must have took.
Isaiah Scott
>Black Dynamite sequel in 2018
Joshua Adams
Sarcastically I like this thread
Hudson Gray
You diabolical dick shrinkin' motherfuckers!
Gabriel Foster
Based.
And he can also fight for real, which is a dying quality in action movie stars.
Juan Gonzalez
>Tfw you'll never be Black Dynamite
Adam Diaz
Listen sucka. I’m blacker than the ace of spades and more militant than you and your whole damned army put together. And while you’re out there chanting at rallies and brow beating politicians, I’m taking out any money frontin’ sucker on a humble that gets in my way, so I'll tell you what. When your so-called Revolution starts, you call me and I'll be right down in front showing you how it's done. But until then, you need to SHUT THE FUCK UP when grown folks is talkin!
Leo Green
Quiet, you're gonna wake the other bitches
Elijah Foster
The laugh. The laugh at the end of the montage that goes on until he walks in the room with all his friends. God damn it gets me good
Oh and
>I swear on the ghost of abraham lincoln
Jackson Reed
I've got to get back to the streets where I come from, sucka!
Jackson Martin
Based on twitter hints and the teaser, i think they'll start crowdfunding it in 2018
Ethan Kelly
>This good shit is forgotten while Black Phanter is talked everywhere.
Sebastian Reed
"Lotta cats have that name" is the line, I think
Hudson Collins
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so many little jokes in just one scene.
Like at 1:00
>revolver sways everywhere uncontrollably
>still land perfect shots
>headshot the last guy
A lot of these visual gags you might miss when you watch the movie for the first time.
Parker Wilson
Lincoln Sanders
He said to me... "CHING CHOW FA WAAAA" or some cartoon shit, I don't know. But I knew what he meant... "why, Black Dynamite? Why?"
Robert Allen
The Pimp Council was purest kinocom.
Joseph Turner
Really.
Adrian Lopez
>I threw that shit before i walked in the room
WHAT FUCKING VIDEOGAME CAN I DO THIS IN? Holy fuck that was awesome.
Luke Rivera
This is a great infographic. Any blackino list that excludes Blade, Coming To America, and New Jack City is incomplete. I would include Deep Cover though.