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Ginny Weasley edition

dullest

Harry made the right choice.

>harry potter is kino
Why are happas so mentally ill?

You mean a tumblr general for one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises? Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though r-right
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

her nips are showing and she's going to burn

what a dummy

ginny need giney licks?

it's called sunscreen m8

She's got some sturdy looking legs, noice.

giv pale gf

Hmmm, gonna needa see some ass pics before i finalise my judgment.

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pale girls are so yummy

Curvy pale girls are, however this is just a plank of bleached wood.

Mmmm, body seems nice a fleshy overall and the arse is pert so she gets a pass for me.

I should add, she's at least better than Emma. She looks like a frail malnourished stick figure.

>ywn go to hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry surrounded by qt asian girls
why even fucking live

>Emma
>like a 10yr old boy
Fixed it.

them loins are impregnable

CUTE !! butt for spankings

PoA > DH2 > SS > OotP > CoS > GoF > DH1 > HBP

>/hp/ general
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