Joe is alpha as fuck
Joe is alpha as fuck
Noah Watson
Leo Hill
Joe really needs to cut back on social media and overly yolky breakfast sandwiches.
Cameron Allen
Why are his delts so small?
Jason Lee
>he uses phone in sauna
Hudson Hughes
heat shock proteins?
Jayden Fisher
Connor Cooper
How else is he gonna activate them?
Aiden Young
This. Sauna is sacred place for reflection and inner peace.
Austin Hill
>Admitting you are retarded to lose things ( and buy apple products) and use a phone in a sauna.
Nicholas Jackson
I brought my phone into the sauna once for music, knowing it was probably a bad idea but I was curious.
Could have it in there playing music for a while before it started warming me about the heat, so I took it outside and it was fine after a few minutes.
90c btw.
Liam Bell
JRE has been going really downhill over the past year or so
Lincoln Bailey
he does kettlebells with terrible form
Cameron Harris
>t. soymale
Anthony Morgan
>genuinely havin' a wank
Logan Walker
outside of the meme episodes it went downhill after Redban was fired
Blake Jenkins
Grayson Walker
neat
so it's good that I sauna several times a week?
Anthony Stewart
YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE COME HERE
Parker Gray
The main feature of AirPods is losing them and paying Apple another 160 bucks for replacements. It's a hidden subscription scheme
Nolan Powell
...
Andrew Price
Just gonna leave this here.
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Colton Parker
anyone know if todays podcast was good? i missed it
Caleb Gomez
it was not horrible
William Diaz
>americans
John Thompson
>start listening to recent duncan trussel ep
>they start talking about cum and shit
>*turn off*
Levi Long
>bored as fuck in here
doesn't joe meditate and lay quiet in his pod thing?
He should be able to handle sitting in a sauna with some stoicism.
Wyatt Wilson
somebody post the copypasta pls
James Carter
The effect of research chemicals on the average person.
Christian Scott
Kek
Xavier Reed
Was Amber Lyon his only female guest who isn't insufferable?
Jonathan Murphy
Why is this so funny
Blake Campbell
because you read it in his voice
Elijah Baker
THIS IS YOUR REMINDER
THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO PLUG IN YOUR BLENDERS, HEAT UP YOUR FLOTATION TANKS TO SKIN TEMP (35.5*C)
THE WEED HAS BEEN LIT AND IT'S TIME TO SLAM YOUR KALE SHAKES, TAKE A TOKE & MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLIST
TO POP YOUR:
* ALPHA BRAIN
* SHROOMTECH
* KRILL & MCT OIL
* PRIMATE CARE PILLS
youtube.com
>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP INTO YOUR HOMEMADE OCTAGON, FITTED WITH BATTLE-ROPES AND A "WRECKING BALL" STYLE CHIMP KETTLEBELL ACTION COURSE
>AFTER YOUR INTENSE WORKOUT YOU CALL OVER BRIAN REDBAN USING TING BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR ISOLATION SENSORY DEPRIVATION FLOTATION TANK AND PACKING YOUR MOUTH TO THE BRIM WITH POT BROWNIES FOLLOWED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS BY COCONUT WATER ENEMAS JUST AS THE DMT KICKS IN AS YOU LISTEN TO DUNCAN TRUSSEL AND GRAHAM HANCOCK HYPOTHESIZE THAT THE PYRAMIDS = ALIENS AND THE ARK OF THE COVENANT IS HIDDEN IN UGANDA
DUDE BOOOOM LMAO
DUDE KETTLEBELLS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH WEED AND DUNKED IN MCT OIL AND THROWN OFF BUILDINGS FEAR FACTOR STYLE
>"BRENDAN SCHAUB JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE A WORTHLESS FIGHTER AND I HATE YOU, BUT COME BACK ON THE PODCAST SO I CAN BLOW YOU THE FUCK OUT OF THE WATER AGAIN AND REDUCE YOU TO TEARS"
>"BRENDAN "FRASER" "FUCK MY SHIT UP" SCHAUB, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. YOUR CAREER IS OVER. IT'S TIME FOR THE SMITH AND WESSON RETIREMENT PLAN"
* Joe Rogan, 2015
>YOU ARE NOW PICTURING JOE ROGAN NAKED IN A FLOTATION TANK WITH A MOUTH FULL OF POT BROWNIES TRIPPING
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cue the hempforce mustard