Netflix's The Witcher

Are you ready for all the father/daughter feels?

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tfw didnt read ghouls and alghouls

Are you?

Do we have any dates/castings yet?

>he doesn't know it's going to be the short stories
It's going to be the short stories user

Is Gene Simmons playing both Ciri and Yen?

Yes. Its pretty much confirmed that Idris Elba will play Geralt.

>Idris Elba will play Geralt.

You mean Ciri.

>didn't undergo mutations
>hair still the same as Geralt's

Lazy writing desu

Yes. It's gonna be diverse and about Trump and that's a good thing. Coming soon.

They are still writing it

It's supposed to be a light blonde

Ciri is even marked as a witcher in the Gwent card game. They really don't give a shit.

Where's the penis

Reminder this is showrunner's "inspiration wall" for writing the show. In her own words:
>It's not about costumes or actors, but rather evoking the mood and richness and strength of The Witcher universe.
Thoughts?

God I wish that were me.

She was trained as a witcher though, that makes her legit.

fuck off you're lying

edgy grimdark/10

I wish I was her too

Geralt's hair isn't because of the mutations it's because he's like 300 years old or something. Other witchers have normal hair if they're not as old.

Nigga keep that shit in spoilers or you're going to get this thread deleted, it's hard enough to make a thread that doesn't devolve into race baiting

No his hair is white cause his mutations were more "advanced" then the others. Took more of a toll on his body compared to other witchers.

>Witcher thread without 3DCG horse porn involving Witcher girls
MEDIOCRE

I'll judge it based on the result not some twitter post

>Due to his brilliant success in training, Geralt was selected for additional mutation experiments. He is the only witcher to have survived these experiments, his stark white hair being a side effect of these additional mutations

Also Vesemir is older than Geralt and has darker hair.

>brainlett who has not read the books
the white hair is a trigger he got while undergoing the mutations it indicated that he was a special case and that he had a body capable of undergoing more mutations that a regular witcher
it is stipulated that some witchers handle mutations better than others. for example
having red in the mutated cat eyes indicates that the mutation was not fully sucessfull etc.
and geralt is like close to 120 years.
vesemir was(is) like 200 something
educate yourself before speaking bullshit.

It was ashen you dolt. became white at the end of the books.

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hmm read the first three or four a couple years ago. Don't remember that bit.

>We want the game of thrones audience

pls God make it happen somehow

>father/daugher feels
If anything it'll be all about Geralt's toxic masculinity and being a repressive father (unless Geralt's a black dude, then he'll be the best father ever).

tell me more about those mutations

julia maddon looks way more like ciri than kstew

>cheap cosplay
>not a single monster

I would have to jerk of like 2 times per episode if she was Ciri, not viable.

It apparently made him a bit stronger/faster than other witcher's, maybe have contributed to why sorcereress want to get boned by him(the mutagens in his system apparently make his touch very tingly to people who can sense magic), and also made his hair and skin very pale.

It's pointless to cast adult Ciri since she won't be in the show, but if we must, there's really only one choice.

basically what a super human would be
its like he is on a whole new level.
only few humans can compete with witchers.
i think it was stated that leo bonhart was the only known human to defeat a witcher in single combat.
he had like 3 or 4 medallions as souvenirs.

but witchers are suseptible to magic.
Vilgerfots(idk if i spelled the name right) fucked up Geralt and even Regis(the vampire from blood and whine) easily, of course he was the most talented mage of all the kingdoms but still, like mages are super OP in the witcher series.
like there where tales in the books of a small lodge of mages/sorcerers (like idk a dozen) that multicasted a spell that erased an army one time. (of course this are tales not real events happening)
so yea. if you ever get Isekaid to the witcherverse become a mage.
witchers are like spartan soldiers. mages are like fucking walking talking cruise missiles.

>he didn't drop kstew after she went full dyke mode
get it with the times, grandpa

You sound underage. Are you underage?
You not only write, but also formulate English sentences akin to an underage faggot.

is the TV series about the books or the game?

Pretty sure it's based off the books.

>All those female
>Tumblr tier "spooky" woods
>Ugly modern fashion costumes
>Nothing to do with Witcher, looks like generic modern normie fantasy
Why did they hire a female to do this shit. It's just going to be a "women power" self-insert with nothing to do with the Witcher. Mark my words.

engrish is my 4th language negroid.
im also drunk.

A drunk person won't mentally revert to the verbal equivalent of a 14 year old faggot.
You are obviously underage.

The books, they don't have the rights to the games. The first season is going to be based on The Last Wish, which is the first book that's basically about Geralt going on adventures and nothing else. Comfy as fuck.

>>All those female
Geralt slays a fair amount of pussy.

>The Last Wish
Good, the short stories are better than the novels anyway.

Why does every single female in the witcher series look he same? And what's with the ridiculous amounts of eyeliner?

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also you are the one that seems underage since you are incapable of understanding my first sentence that explains how english is not my native language.

Nice

Someone who doesn't speak English natively and is also drunk would very much type like that you Autismlord.

English is not my native language either, but i don't relay communication in the way a 14-year-old would as your Witcher descriptions indicate.
No amount of alcohol would make me speak like I was just entering high school. It takes a naturally underage mindset to form sentences like you do.

>tfw reading the books
>literally first chapter is about geralt fucking some underage redhead nun

t. underage

nobody cares about what you think.
go find someone else to argue over the internet.

Was she underage? I thought she had just taken a vow of silence.

God I wish that was me

>t. autist

So you admit you are underage.

Idk, but the way she was described I got that impression.

Yeah, it's not fair that you didn't get to plough Henrietta or Fringilla. At the same time.

Reminder that Sup Forums will this series because it will have nothing to do with what they think it's about. and the Sranc will look fake

My nigger.

>It's going to be the short stories user
A couple of the short stories had some prime father-daughter feels in Sword of Destiny.

Wasn't like that indaboox. Her hair's supposed to be kind of dark grey because elvish phenotype plus muh potter about it making her ironically kinda look like Geralt and Yennefer's daughter.

Yes but this is a netflix original so it will ultimately be disappointing. And when it is renewed for season 2, it will be complete garbage. I bet it will even have a drop in cinematography quality.

Pretty good but Sup Forums shits won't understand it.

What do you think the Witcher is about?

That's obvious.

t. wikifag

Shadman pls

Is this webm kino or?

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This is unironically why it's getting made. That doesn't necessarily mean it will turn out the way Game of Thrones did, but you can be sure this is how it was pitched to the execs.

Their tongues are way too long.

>A couple of the short stories had some prime father-daughter feels in Sword of Destiny.
True. Also don't say 'feels', you look like a fucking retard when you do.

Ciri will be a child throughout the majority of the show.

IIRC he's also got a slightly greater talent for magic than most Witchers but that's probably just because he's a sorceresses bastard

t. tonguelet

That's some uncanny valley shit

or
>We want the audience from a hugely successful game

>Shit book
>Shit game
Televised series will surely be amazing!

Witchers are also pretty vulnerable to large groups of people since they aren't substantially stronger or more durable than regular humans, they're just much faster and heal more quickly.

Books. Showrunner hasn't played a game since the 80's.

You're implying that the type of people who make the decisions on what shows get made would care more about that than just trying to fill the niche GoT will leave when it ends.

>A drunk person won't mentally revert to the verbal equivalent of a 14 year old faggot.
They will though

Anyone have the map Lauren Hissrich posted of locations planned for the first season? I think one or two Book 2 short stories were on it.

To be fair, the books were fairly popular among slavs even before the games, it's mostly the western audience that was introduced to the series through them. An adaptation could be pure fantasykino, but the fact it's being made by americans and Netflix specifically worries me a lot, but we'll see, I'll give it a chance.

Negroes, Negroes, Asians and more Negroes.

First chapter is Geralt moping he just fucks the acolyte for emotional release. Don't get Sup Forums's hopes up. Shani is the time he fucked a random underage redhead for no reason. and it's not till the third season.

They don't but sorceresses tend to alter themselves to fit aesthetic ideals.

>And what's with the ridiculous amounts of eyeliner?
Historically that's been considered attractive.

holy shit thats good

>fantasy shit
What year is this? 2006?

>since they aren't substantially stronger or more durable than regular humans
Coen survived for a while, relatively, with his heart pretty much getting skewered and the surgeon who saw him surmised it was because he was a witcher.

>Fringilla doesn't even show up in the Touissaint expansion
Blood and Wine sucked

It's not fair. Why are Sranc and Trollocs so hard to make look authentic? Just once I want a series with real looking Trollocs or Sranc.

She was a cunt anyway

Couldn't find the map image itself and I'm too lazy to browse her twitter to find it, but I found this vid covering it youtube.com/watch?v=SHOTbKuNUrU

unless you behead 5 people in a matter of seconds detouring everyone else from attacking
look up why Geralt is known as Butcher Of Blaviken

People making TV shows don't care about games. If they did they'd have bought the game rights. Game of Thrones is much more popular than the Witcher 3 anyway.

>imaging her face when she realized that Geralt cum and dumped her, and then lied about which castle it was

>Also don't say 'feels', you look like a fucking retard when you do.
Then I surely fit in with this thread

Books and games are mostly good outside some really rough patches especially towards the end. I think it's got a decent chance.

That can happen but he can also get randomly fucked by someone he didn't see. Big fights are chaotic.
>look up why Geralt is known asButcher of Blaviken
I don't have to look it up, I read the books, wikifag.

Sure but they're not like superheroes like some people are implying. Also depends somewhat on what potions they've imbibed if any. Some of them fuck them up pretty bad.

True.

>I read the books, wikifag.
so did i you stupid mutt