I'm getting the old team back together, you in?

>I'm getting the old team back together, you in?

>I'm too old for this shit

>Ok, one last job. For old times sake

i'm retired, i told you that after the last mission

>I'm getting a new team together, you in?
>I'm too young for this shit
>Ok, one first job. For new times sake
>I'm not retired, I told you that after the last mission
>I'll be there by 5 pm

Fuck you yungster

>I swore I'd never kill again!

ah-bloo-bloo

>I'm too black for this shit

>"No, I already told you I'm out of the game!"
>segment of retired member looking at old photos during his time with the crew
>antagonist is about to kill his his old team
>antagonist is shot
>camera pans around
>retired member holding a smoking gun
>"you didn't think I'd retire yet, did you?"

>ONLY I CAN KILL HIM!

>heroic remix of villain's theme kicks in

>Aw hell, got nothin better to do... Let's do this

I'll do it, but no funny business this time.

>Aw hell, I knew this day was coming

>"How do I know when you've given the signal?"
>"Oh you'll know"

Our ride is here.

ni m'I

ah-bloo-bloo

>SHE CAUGHT THE KATY

>A...A...user!? Good god you're alive??

>I'm in, you give me a time and a place, I give you a five minute window. Anything happens in that five minutes and I'm yours. No matter what. Anything happens a minute either side of that and you're on your own. Do you understand?

>if you kill him, you'll just end up being like him

>I'm too old for this shit, the games changed

>alright I’m in
>
>but we do it my way

>protagonist spares him
>"t-thank you..... for being so FOOLISH."

>the new kid is too young, he's inexperienced
>weren't you, at one point?

>I'll take my chances

*knock*knock*
ON THE GROUND! NOW!
did you boys HONESTLY think you can get away with this one again?

>*smug look* but I already did
>shocked officer's expression as guy's plans unfold on screen

double check the IP address of your main cache, kiddo

>how did you ever think you would pull this off?
>but I already did...10 minutes ago
>you see...
>montage reveals he knew about the double cross and altered the plan to get around it

*BANG*BANG*BANG*
FORGET BOUT ME, WHITEBOI?

>Nah man, I'm out of the game.

*shows up the next day*

>Let's do this.