Valentine’s Day

>Valentine’s Day

Why are you here?

ANSWER HIM

>tfw no big guy for me

I was talking to you

>tfw married but sick on valentine's day so stuck here with all of you

You know why.

My gf left me to be with a woman

>not taking that as a cue to start a harem
Come on, user. Can’t beat the dick.

Married and currently fucking my wife while we watch some films.
Posting here from my phone.

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Because I'm not white or black (the only two races that can instantly get gfs by existing)

She probably had a bigger dick

because I'm a burger and don't want to get shot

T-they're commissioned virgins

broke up with gf a few weeks ago

can't get into new relationship because im moving to another country soon

Where else would I be?

>He still thinks women want white guys

I just got out of work. Girls can go fuck themselves, I'm having some quiet time here

because roasties are fucking evil

Asians exist. I'm not Asian but they only date whites and blacks.

Recommend me some depression Kino bros

>he still cuckposts

soyposting is the shitpost of the future, faggot

where'd your wife go, sport?

girls like me until they see my micropenis

I'm not going to let her go unsatisfied on Valentine's Day just because I'm too sick to fuck her. What kind of husband do you take me for?