I'll stay

I'll stay

>still own International Man of Mystery and The Spy who Shagged Me on VHS
>tfw seeing that advertisement for the Austin Power credit card
Still makes me laugh every time.

I suggest you hit, sir...

one of the greatest comedies of our time

the dealer does well at reacting incredulously

Was he soup nazi or am I misremembering?

I *also* like to live dangerously.

>there you are!
>do i know you?
>no, but you're there! that's where you are!

He was

>tfw Kevin Spacey ruined any chance of Austinpussy from ever happening

I have a theory that Mike Myers only agreed to his cameo in Inglorious Basterds because he was worried his English accent was getting out of practice, and wanted to sharpen it back up.

It was glorious

Elaborate

>Wife from first movie is murder sexbot who dies at the start of second movie
Why?

So he can be back to the game, baby!

ALLOW MYSELF TO INTRODUCE
MYSELF

Because with 2 it became a riff on the entire Bond series and he has a different girl every movie.

It was actually delightfully making fun of itself.

Also one of the best lines in both films.

>"Basil, Vanessa was a fembot!"
>"Yes, we knew all along, sadly..."

You made me laugh.

I used to flick my bean to this movie so much

Basil was so goat

I still say this in random conversations.

...

He diddled some young boys irl

Uhhh, that's still irrelevant and has nothing to do with Austin Powers.

Austin Powers 3 had Kevin Spacey as Dr Evil.
Did you even watch the movie?

Yes I agree preperation H does feel good

on the HOLE

kino

WHO DOES NUMBER TWO WORK FOR

WHO DOES NUMBER TWO WORK FOR

1>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>3
Series went to shit real quick. IMoM had the writing and pacing of a Zucker Bros. comedy, and TSWSM and GM felt like Wayans Bros. comedy.

WHAT DID YOU EAT?

>tfw seeing that advertisement for the Austin Power credit card
link?

another audible kek

YOU GO NOW MR POWERS, FLY FLY

he was in it for 10 seconds you retard

>Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloé with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink; he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament ... My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon ... luge lessons ... In the spring, we'd make meat helmets ... When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds — pretty standard, really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Vilmer ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum — it's breathtaking ... I suggest you try it.

My name is Ritchie cunningham and this is my wife OPRAH

I still can't believe Liberace was gay..i mean women loved him!

But really though AP1 worked because they played it straight for most of the film instead of the others where they just jam in joke after joke

um... i'll get it...