"Louis enters user's room, he sees an obese middle aged man in his underwear sitting on computer...

"Louis enters user's room, he sees an obese middle aged man in his underwear sitting on computer, his room is decorated with various Japanese animated girls"
>so user, what's this folder called "Just"? Could you show me?
>ok.... heheheheheh....
>user, why are there lots of photoshopped pictures of Brendan Fraser?
>uh... you see... heheheh.... Brendan Fraser pays alimony.... heheheheh....
>what's so funny about that?
"awkward 10 second silence"
>so you post these images on "teevee"?
>yeah
>how many hours a day?
>uhh.... about 8 I guess.... it depends if the janitor bans me... he does it for free... heheheheheh
"awkward 10 second silence"
>cut to the next interview

>bitter janitorposting
inb4 ban

>My time with user had come to an end. During our time together, I had learned about his general cynicism and misanthropy but also his irreverent, self-deprecating style of humor and his ability to show compassion toward those who shared his "feels". What had started as a journey into the "dark side of the internet" had become a poignant investigation into the lives of wayward young men. With no community to fall back on and plenty of free time to spend online, they had forged an alliance not out of common interests but a common sense of displacement. Although they have been attacked in the media as Nazis, perverts and nihilists, the picture I was presented with was one of loneliness and desperation. I finally realized that the "Internet Hate Machine" hates nothing more than itself.

class post

Hey, that's pretty good

Sneed

Armed with this knowledge, I was finally ready to shitpost myself.

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>I posted an image of a "Pepe Frog" and already got some replies like "Kill yourself faggot" and "Dumb frogposter". It seems like my first shitpost was a success.

hehehe...

>Hi user, I'm Louis from the BBC
>So user, what are you doing at the moment?
>DR PAVEL IM CIA
>
>So it's an image board, isn't it?
>Yes.
>And how many images do you have?
>I have over 1200 CIAs, and a fine selection of photographs of Bane
>Do you mind explaining these images?
>I post them to reply to other anonymous posters in Bane threads. It's an internet phenomenon.
>What kind of things do you post about?
>We repeat lines from the movie
>And how many hours do you spend on 'tee vee'?
>8-12 hours
>A week?
>A day.
>SOMEONE GET THIS HOTHEAD OUT OF HERE
>Sorry?
>I'm just venting my anger against people who claim Bane is a dead meme

>I was beginning to understand the premise of this 'neat' lifestyle, and was prepared to try shitposting myself

shut up Lou and give me some god damn lucozade

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Holy shit, it's perfect.

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/board

I wish we could have more Theroux kino.

holy shit i read all of this in his voice

well done and pretty on point

>all these newfags seeing this for the first time

This is old as fuck you fucking redditors

Samefag

>21 replies
>20 posters
found the low IQ poster

I read that in his voice, class post user

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