Ratings in the toilet

>ratings in the toilet
>same old "play stupid games with boring guests" format
>refuses to talk about anything remotely relevant or political
I honestly don't see him hosting the Tonight Show for much longer.

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>DUDE REMEMBER THE 90S HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>refuses to talk about anything political

Yes, just turn him into another Colbert. This is the secret to late-night television success.

can't wait for cable television to die

>refuses to talk about anything remotely relevant or political
And that's why he's a god tier host you utter pleb

>the secret to late-night television success
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*slaps table*

WHOA HAHAHAHAHA THAT'S AMAZING, MAN

Colbert's ratings are actually good and when Kimmel started talking politics, he got higher ratings so yeah, that is the way to go.

Wait... he can't make fun of daddy like that. His show needs to be banned, because it's attacking my free speech.

he shouldn't have gotten the job in the beginning

Is he really a barely functioning alcoholic or is a meme?

Fallon was never funny not even on SNL.

Leno should have died in that chair. He had an audience of loyal boomers.

>when you get a job that you're completely unqualified for just because execs wanted to piss off Conan

>a man of principle can't abide unprincipled times

I feel bad for him, lads

Conan's been on fire lately. Possible triumphant return?

as much as i preferred conan i agree, leno should have stayed

>Leno
>loyal audience
See pic related

conan has always sucked

Step aside, true King of late-night coming through

Wrong. In a formal talk show setting he's mediocre, but his out on the street pieces are goat

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I wonder if they fake the ratings

Miss me yet?

Truly the GOAT of remotes

always man, always. i still watch The Beads whenever I'm feeling down

Always.

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Doubt Fallon could pull that off believably...not really his style.

The only way to save the show is to become exactly like the 5 shows he's competing with

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no fuck off cringey faggot i have no fucking idea why yanks like Craig so much

As a Brit, it's funny how there can be a Brit who has literally no profile over here whatsoever, but who is famous in America

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And yet, I still would rather watch him than Kimmel. Kimmel is the only one I don't get the hype for.

A late night show actually shouldn't be all about politics you flaming fucking piece of shit faggot. Fallon is shit though anyway just like all of them.

>tfw Universal has tried everything to keep you on the air
>you had a lengthy overt cameo in big money dino movie
>you got a ride at universal's theme park
>you tried what every other talk show host did to be popular
>you starred in Doogal
>and yet you're still Fallon to get ratings

>because execs wanted to piss off Conan

wait for real?

>no politics
>no stupid games
>just fun chit-chat
how does he do it?

There was a band like that, called The Outfield

>very witty monologues
>had genuine conversations with his guests that werent scripted
>great sidekick
Hands down the best since Carson. Get fucked turbo pleb

Conan was next in line for Jay Leno's spot when he retired. Some kind of fucked up corporate politics happened and he got robbed of the job.

Sup Forums can hate him all they want, but at least he's actually trying something different.

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The only thing I'd like to see them all do differently is kill themselves and their audiences

Brit here again - James Corden used to actually be funny when he was in Gavin & Stacey (which I suspect most yanks have never heard of - it's the thing that made him famous). But then he sold out. What a wanker.

>I honestly don't see him hosting the Tonight Show for much longer.
Careful what you wish for user. He can be replaced by someone much, much worse.
No white males allowed.

Is it true that he plays up his British accent more for American audiences?

Yeah or he could just, I don't know, get a new joke to tell? Crazy, I know, much easier to just assume everyone who dislikes him is an idiot like yourself

>had clinton on

this

hes cringey "im so wacky look at my robo sidekick WOAHHHH xD dumb yanks like me for my jock accent AAAA WAHEYY"

this is sad.

>DUDE entertainment must be focused on politics LMAO

>that posture

Is it because late night shows in general are only known to be left wing political propaganda now, so the only people that watch them do so because that's what they want to see? So they're really only going to want to watch the most ardent lefty pusher. If you want to watch something just to have a good time, a late night show would be the last thing on your mind.

kys

From what I've seen of his talk show, he sounds the same as normal.

He's the most annoying of them all.

>doesn't think the banter between Craig and Geoff was fucking hilarious
There's no hope for you user

are they going to touch penisis?

HEY HEY, Y'ALL, LESLIE JONES HERE, BUT Y'ALL ALREADY KNEW THAT. HA. TONIGHT WE'S GOT TWO VERY SPECIAL GUEST: TOM HARDY AND RYAN GOSLING.

>Fans self with hand

OH DAMN. TWO MEN I WOULDN'T MIND HAVING AS MY PERSONAL GUEST. IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. HA

I like watching celebs playing games, I just dont like fallon

Yeah. He even got his own cartoon to make fun of the president. Colbert is "successful".

LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

Leno made a couple of light jokes towards Obama, he was a bad goy & had to go

can someone put this face animation on big red?

They've always been intermingled but the quality of humor has gone down the shitter.

All you need nowadays to make the dumb cunts who watch these shows shit their pants is "lol, so...drumpf...is dumb"

Contrast to nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/bush-clinton-perot-debate-cold-opening/n10302?snl=1

Is that a soy face? when's he going to grow out his weak beard?

>Scroll down increase in speed
>Still not even close to the end

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Those are 100% balls.