What was in Castle Greyskull that SKeletor wanted so bad?

What was in Castle Greyskull that SKeletor wanted so bad?

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Ten thousand dollars in unmarked bills.

Nothing, he just wanted to see what was going on.

He's a skeleton, it's perfect for him.

The profits from Mattel's toy sales.

sorceress booty

the grey skull

This is the only canon answer. Prime real estate.

Some form of Ultimate power which changes from canon to canon.

> The action figure comics explained it as having super ancient technology inside (with the two halves of the Power Sword as the door's key) and Skeletor wanted to take over the Universe with.

>83 cartoon kept it vague and referred to it as "secrets" but the castle demonstrated the ability to open portals to basically fucking *anywhere* including other dimensions.

>02 Cartoon It's where the prior rulers of Eternia stored all their power following Keldor/Skeletor's attempted coup, later revealed to have been power that King Grayskull bequeathed them (and presumably Adam inherited?) but basically it amounts to Ultimate Power in this case. Skeletor is uninterested at first--not realizing where the power of the Elders went until one episode where the Masters nearly stage a final stand against a monster in order protect the castle. He then reasons *something* important is in there if He-Man is willing to fight for a dilapidated old ruin.

So typically it's some form of ultimate power. I believe in the original series bible the idea was Grayskull had alot of magical energy and the power to open portals to anywhere. Skeletor was originally a warlord invader from a different dimension and wanted the castle to open up a portal to his world so he could recover the rest of his army.

Possible power.

>have a skull for a face
>this lady down the road has a massive, skull-shaped citadel
>you live in a snake-shaped castle you got off Craigslist
>make up some bullshit story about powerful secrets so you can finally get a place that will go with your theme

I don't get why the good guys have a skull shaped building.

Yeah I'm pretty sure he wanted to rape the sorceress

because skulls are cool, duh

Our pure Aryan skull shape?

Fabulous Secret Magic Drugs

I never really questioned that...seems fishy.

Does the show have a bible or lore explaining that? Or they smoked/snorted weed/cocain and made shit up

the founder of their dynasty, and builder of the castle was King Grayskull, who ascended to godhood, hence the power of grayskull giving the might of he-man.
Grayskull himself was literally just He-man all the time. It's a kind of ancestor magic

and yeah, he was probably pretty ruthless, although the show doesn't go into it. But you don't found a dynasty and become a new king simply by being strong and ~nice~

Was Sorceress a MILF?

yes. Teela was her daughter.

Human Skin.

He left his CD collection inside and no one will return them

>Skeletor was originally a warlord invader from a different dimension and wanted the castle to open up a portal to his world so he could recover the rest of his army.
so that's it? Skeletor was just homesick?

>Skeletor was just homesick

Greyskull does seem like a more evil looking choice for the hero base.

Meanwhile more characters on the good side had the whole snake theme going on until the snake men were invented.

He wanted a house that looks like his face.

Ever get the impression they are not really explaining much, just passing the whole origin thing off to other characters?

>He-Man gets superpowers, well it came from a castle
>Where did the castle get the powers? From the sorceress
>Where did she get them, from the elders
>where did the elders get them? from ancient He-Man
>Then where the fuck did he get them?

He wanted some of that sweet, sweet magical-albino-bird-lady ass.

>bird cloaca

She is terrifically attractive.

There doesn't seem to be any decent porn of her? Can anyone link something good?

I dunno, but isn't it weird that the guy labeled as the most evil villian in the universe only wants to commit a B&E?

What makes this funny is that in the old comics, Greyskull was protected by a character called the Goddess who dressed like a snake.

For some reason I ready this as B&B and pictured Skeletor wanting Greyskull so he could open and bed and breakfast

I'd stay at the Greyskull B&B.

Underrated

>no insulation
>no double glazing
>leaky roof
>in an ok neighbourhood
>close to local transport and decent schools

The place is a fixer-upper that puts it around low price bracket in a nice area

Skeletor knows how to play the market - no surprise he's trying to get shot of He-Man

The castle secrets.

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So we need this in some form of media correct
Skeletor and the gang run a B&B

Beastman as the bellhop

Trapjaw as the handyman

Evil-Lyn as the concierge

Merman as the pool boy

...Holy shit, I would so read this.

underrated

>Then where the fuck did he get them?
By virtue of slaying a fuckload of pussy, both female and villainous.

He was Conan. Do you ask where Conan would get unlimited powers from?

and all of the miscellaneous staff are just Man-E-Faces with a different face each time

AVIAN milf

Don't forget the botomless pit. Bitches loves bottomless pits

Fuck off Seth Green, no one wants Robot Chicken anymore.

If Teela was her daughter, who was the father?
I know that Man-at-Arms adopted Teela, but who is her biological father?

It was Hordak

>Found He-Man on Netflix
>Twas before my time
>Decided to play it while babysitting nephew
>I'm loving it
>Nephew was mad it wasnt CG and played on his tablet instead
I get it's cheesy and has choppy animation but it's more enjoyable than I thought it would be.
I'm even enjoying the animation, odd enough.

In the 02 cartoon, it was Fisto. Mister Fister got that birb butt.

In the comic a few years ago it held the fires of creation from the beginning of the universe

His face.

Is this the designated he man shitposting thread?

Well I don't see any other He-Man threads...

Conan is the savage human spirit freed from civilizations trappins and devoid of corrupting magics facing the inhuman.

I would strongly ask where Conan got unlimited power from.

I know the head writer said that an all, but really, the dialog in the episode that flashed back to the Sorceress meeting her lover (who was bandaged up at the time), it directly implied Duncan/Man-at-Arms was her real father.

Basically the shows creators wanted to make a set of characters and settings that could be either fantasy or scifi so they could literally throw anything in and it wouldnt feel out of place. A cbeap ploy to sell toys, but fun none the less.

Didn't He-Man stole the castle from him? He just want it back

That was a nice episode, I really liked the message of it.

The castle *never* belonged to Skeletor. Apart from the "interdimensional warlord" angle he either knew what was inside from the get-go, thought himself worthy of taking it over because it's a skull castle, he's a skull-man, or he realizes Ultimate Power is inside and he just has to get past a bird lady and some giant jock who can beat up Superman to get to it.

Say what you will, but Skeletor aims for the top.

the secrets of the universe

IIRC this is explicitly stated in the cartoon

Ancient secrets. Spells, incantations, technology etc

What if the real "secret" of Castle Greyskull is that there is NOTHING inside, and that the legend is literally just a MacGuffin concocted by the Sorceress to attract dangerous villains like Skeletor into wasting all their time and resources on trying to get in, preventing them from posing genuine threats to the Universe at large?

Good stuff

OPEN YOUR ASS UP LIKE A KEG

free Wifi.

Well, the Power Sword was obviously in there at first (as well as She-Ra's Protection Sword) so prior to Adam it *had* a powerful secret.

But if it was just one/two awesome swords that only two people are capable of using, it is a pretty great villain trolling tactic...At least where Skeletor is concerned; neither King Hsss nor Hordak really give a shit about Grayskull apart from "That guy who keeps stopping us lives there." Skels is the only one actively trying to get the doors open.

The real question is, is He-Man in on the secret or not? The Sorceress certainly didn't tell him about his twin sister being stuck with a robotic bat pig demon on Fairy Crystal world until she had to send Adam into Etheria to go fetch her, so what else didn't she tell him?

Yes, but assume he wanted to.

I mean he started at either interdimensional conquest or Usurping the throne of the world, so I guess that's a given.

A gold version of this bad ass chair

Better question what was the explanation why noone could figure out Prince Adam is He-man, he doesn't have any aesthetic change or whatever.

Clark Kent syndrome. He-Man is that awesome guy that Adam just happens to look like.

Adam sounds like a fag

the power of the elders
you newer saw the 2002 version if you asking

The arcane knowledge of Eternia's ancients. They fucked off to deep space or some other dimensional realm long ago and left their shit in there.

unstoppable power of a god:
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He felt threatened and has deep-seated insecurities that go back to his childhood, so he made it his mission in life to defeat that which he perceives as his enemy

this, shit always confused the hell out of me, why didn't the skeleton live in castle greyskull????

it is now

>implying you would ride a life size version of this

It's more... who the fuck would build such a thing?

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I always felt If Skeletor ever got Castle Greyskull he would be bored and wouldn't know what to do with himself

Does Skeletor even have a dick?

He's the king's brother.

Only his head is a skull.

This and why is the white ninja the badguy in GI Joe? the two greatest mysteries of my childhood.

The bigger question is whose skull is that?

I always felt bad for Skeletor, He-man would win half the time by just showing up

Is this a joke ?

Even that is more usually depicted with a skin still on.

I till like it. Their He-man material was the best.

He wanted He-Man's boipussi

Keep in mind that Filmation was making a point of doing all of its production in-house, refusing to outsource over-sea.

Pants.

Wizards!

Lies.
There is no such things. Do you really think the King of Eternia himself would walk around in Stocking is such a thing as pants existed?

that is a strange place for a toilet.

It was the source of magic in the fucking universe. Possibly multiverse.

Executive bathrooms always kick ass

it's not even the weirdest vehicle in the show. There were tons of those things.

I wonder what the cartoon guys thought when they got one of the new toy vehicles from Mattel and were told "Okay guys add this into an episode or two, go!" And it was one of these fucked up things that make no sense.