What's your favorite Arnold one-liner?

What's your favorite Arnold one-liner?

>Stick around.

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See you at the party, Richter!

>Do it! Shoot up the school! Do it! They're right here!

There are so many, it's really hard to pick only one.

don't disturb my friend
he's dead tired

>Reach the aircraft!

>Ever thought about being a farmer?
>well heres a couple of acres
kicks guy in the nuts.

Get your ass to mars.
alternatively, if that doesn't count, "what happened to Sully?"
"i let him go"

>Hey, you want to be a farmer? Here's a couple of acres
*kicks guy in the nuts

DO IT! COME ON! KILL ME NOW! I'M HERE!

>Wrong!
Literally the best ever

>Let off some steam.

AAARRGHHHHHHHHHH

Let off some stream, Bennett

...

we have a winner

I let him go

Fpbp

Youre fired

Oh, I get it. Because ice kinda sounds like ass. Funny.

To be... or not to be? Not to be

When he sits in the piano in kindergarten cop and the kids laugh at him
>ha ha ha ha...quiet!

>he thinks that's the joke
what an utter pleb, please leave Sup Forums forever

> ICE TO SEE YOU

>Remember when I said I'd kill you last?
>I lied.

"I will return shortly."
"Hasta luego, bambina."
"Get to the helicopter!"
All are equally epic.

"I'm gonna throw up"
"Go ahead, wont show on this shirt"

>ICE TO SEE YOU!
Literally anything he says in Batman and Robin.
Those ice puns are so fucking terrible that come all the way around and become fucking genius.

STOP IT

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Not arnie but one of my favorite lines of all time is from running man
>There's nothing funny about a dickless moron with a battery shoved up his ass!

Dillon!

You think this is the real quaid? IT IS

You're fired.

HERE IS SUB ZERO
NOW
PLAIN ZERO

Where's Buzzsaw?
>He had to split.

STIK AHROUND

I lied

I WILL BE BACKO

If it bleeds, we can kill it.

>I'll come back

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There's one where this bitch grabs his cock and asks "what've you been feeding this thing?" Arnold replies "blondes".

That's a good one.

Why don't they just call him Girl George?

Cmon im here kill me kill me nowwww

>Damn, Jamie Lee Curtis looks like THAT?

Post best soundboard calls

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Check out Austrian Death Machine's album "Total Brutal"
Thrash metal band that bases all of its songs on Arnie movies. Most of their song titles are these one liners.
Best songs: Get to the Choppa, Come With Me if you Want to Live, Screw You Benny, and Who is Your Dadee and What Does He Dew.

Actual quality metal. Instead of band member names, it shows the weight of each member by instrument they play and adds them all together at the bottom.

I eat Green Beret's for breakfast, and right now I'm VERY hungry!

SHUUUUUTTT UPPPPPPPPPPPPP

This.
CAHMAAAN IM RIGHT HEEEER DOOO EEEET KIIIIILLL MEEEEE

you think parakeet is feminine?

Milk is for babbies, when you grow up you drink beer.

what killed da dinozours? DA IZE AGE

"if revenge is served cold, then prepare to feast!"

SCREEEEEWWWWW YOOOOOUUUU BAAAAATMAAAAAAN

That one was 10/10 in a movie full of top tier one-liners.

bennett did literally nothing wrong

PUT THE COOKIE DOWN!

You have to go back

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There's just nothing like this in movies anymore.

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>messing with this guy
>nothing wrong
incorrect

>Consider that a divorce
is his most underrated line

>YOU NEED TO LET OFF SOME STEAM...

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>Knock Knock

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Oh man I saw one of their albums at a local record shop and thought it was the most badass thing ever - I really gotta give them a listen now.

>Junior

>Your foster parents are dead

>DILLON
>you son of a bitch

post the video with the fat white kid doing this

If Commando were made today John Matrix would have actually flown to that South American country, helpless, and then when he got there contact a stronk wymyn from his past still in the USA to rescue his daughter while he was basically irrelevant to the plot - with occasional scenes interspersed of him buying time and purposely fucking up assassinating that President they wanted him to.

To be or not to be...
*lights cigar*
NOT TO BE

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Killian...

...I'll be back!

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>"Fuck you, lady!"

Yeah !!!

You've got some nerve showing your face around here Hauser
>Look whose talking!

What Arnold kino should i watch?

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Everything

In release order.

Nigger

>not marathoning them all

WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO WRONG?!

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A CHOIR BOY

>Genisys
>kino

youtu.be/p8-HDUBbtgQ

Terminator 3 was shit, but even it was better than Genisys yet you don't have it. Also missing End of Days.

never seen end of days wtf
I'll be back

You're a funny guy sully
That's why i'm going to kill you last.

Hi, I'm Chief Master Sergeant William Candy!

Remember Sully when I promised to kill you last?
I LIED

>no The Destroyer

Jingle all the way is great nigger

>Eraser
>god tier

It is you pleb

YOU LUGGAGE

You could pick any of Arnold's movies, except maybe Junior, and they would be better than anything that's hit a movie theater in at least 8 years.

I'M NOT ME, I'M YOU!

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Just gonna leave this here.