Classic /trek/

TOS to ENT Trek thread.
Please take all of your Discovery posting here:
Thank you

Friendly reminder that Dukat did nothing wrong.

based

I killed thousands and got an institute what did you do user?

BIG LOBES

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/sips/

1. Kentucky Bourbon with McCoy
2. Earl Grey Tea with Picard
3. Irish Whiskey with O'Brien
4. Synthehol with Ro Laren
5. Bloodwine with Jadzia
6. Romulan Ale with T'Rul
7. Andorian Ale with Shran
8. Iced Tea with Archer
9. Beer with Trip
10. Kanar with Damar
11. Raktajino with Kira
12. Springwine with Gul Dukat
13. Saurian Brandy with Kirk
14. Black Coffee with Janeway
15. Soda with Tom Paris
16. Samarian Sunset with Deanna Troi
17. Hevrit juice with Garak
178 ???

I’m confused. Why couldn’t you make the thread before the spammer made theirs? Now I dunno which thread I O’Brien post in

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only pretty girls allowed in this thread
here is your containment thread:

Mister O'Brien, you can spare your family and the Federation further humiliation by dispensing with this proceeding and confessing now.

Contain this.

>M'akbar
What did they mean by this?

Some people want to discuss Discovery. Some don't. Each can have their own thread.
But those are Star Trek threads. Be respectful.

chamomile tea with T'Pol

I watch DSC and daresay that I enjoy it on some level. However, I support The Great Trek Schism. Because DSC is a current/unfinished show, I believe it should have its own thread separate from classic Trek in order to avoid spoilering people who haven't caught up to current DSC yet. Thank you and good night.

Spare me yer mindless drivel, ya spoonhead cunt!

Computer, fire phasers on all brap pigs in this thread. Authorization Dukat five one one six green.

Kanar with Damar every time

hi!

Dunno if I want thickness on the left or the tits on the left

Latinum with Morn

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>left or the left
Yes

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I'll just take that pillow now

He never really shuts up, does he?

Quantum analysis shows that this thread is like our thread... but different.

>it's a Morn goes on a racist rant episode
how was this allowed?

Faggot shit.

Tell me, Mister O'Brien, now that we are at peace, do you have a warm place in your heart for your Cardassian neighbours? Or are you deeply prejudiced against Cardassians? Do you not, in fact, hate Cardassians? Have you not on several occasions publicly stated your opposition to the treaty because, and I quote, 'the bloody Cardies can't be trusted'?

It was a different time

more cushin for the peepee

>never go full nigger

Hey. I love Tilly and DISCO, but I love the other Treks even more!

Can I post here? Or go back to my containment thread?

>"h-hail /trek/!"

Prune Juice with Worf

We're friends now.

nevermind that, how did this get past Rick Berman?

for me, it's "filter->tripcode"

>the /STD/ fans are annoying name/tripfags who shouldn't be allowed outside of Sup Forums

Every time senpai

What’s my name?

Mr. Potato Head

I wish we got to see more of her in that TOS uniform

i think i just saw a brap cheek

>M-miles, don't you want to have babies with me? :c

Miles “Spoonhead slayer” Obrien

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put your trip back on, faggot

Miles 'beating my meat in the holsuites' O'Brien

>the typical /STD/ fan is an autist who won't leave a party after being told he's not welcome, and just stands in the driveway talking to himself and pretending he's still a part of the festivities

Miles "Uri Geller" O'Brien

by the 24th century all brappigs get phasered on sight

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Where did it all go wrong?

Do you think she survived the Dominion War lads?

Feminism as opposed to egalitarianism.

Not the potato diet?

underrated.

That fatty would have been wiped out in the Eugenics Wars.

love trumps hate

i like her porn

What was the nature of Picard and Guinan's relationship?

Feminists don't prescribe to a body conscious healthy lifestyle because they think being a woman automatically means you have special value.

He kept her around to scare off Q

DISCOVERY IS FOR FAGGOTS

Is that a fat suit?

I hope so.

what was this autistic shit all about?

She picked up some fighting tips from mark twain.

>I'M ACTING

>mint julep with Bones

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Is that Kirsty Alley?

I'm not a chubby chaser at all, I find fat people disgusting, but I WOULD perform a full mating press on this goddess of a woman.

>not getting the reference she's making
lmao

>computer create a holodock simulation of a holodeck running a holodeck simulation running a holodeck simulation running a holodeck simulation runn-

Could Q create a pair of tits, so big heavy that even he couldn't lift them?

Chief Jobber Celt.

Enlighten us

no qt cardie gf's spoon to lick

wtf I want to die

D R O P P E D
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>he was raised in a trailer

Kind of sad no one challenged him about anything to sexual, he acts kind of daring.
I think he's actually a prude.

BASED DROPPED poster

No on Voyager he fucks live onscreen after his failed attempt at racemixing.

Q was not a prude

Green stuff with Scotty

I always suspected that Data was circumcised

If anything he is sort of envious of humans dirty messy sexing

It's how you can surely differentiate him from Lore

You do realize that the vast majority of white Christians in the USA are circumcised.

Was this gay?

No. Changelings don't have a gender

Data is American? WTF

I didn't hear them say no homo so...

>have i done something wrong sir?
>...
>no you just look VERY FUCKING OLD

watching all good things for the first time, jesus christ her age is noticeable even under all that makeup

i bet she regrets ditching TNG right before it moved to good star trek

>i bet she regrets ditching TNG right before it moved to good star trek
oh sure. But really, they never should have killed her character off. Just say she transferred to another ship and when the show got good, wait for Crosby to come crawling back and begging for her role.

imagine if Crusher got the same treatment

nah they needed her because she had the natural walk of a stiptease queen