Laurelai > Rory

Laurelai > Rory

we know

How hairy is:

Rory
Lorelai
Emily
Sookie
Lanie
Lanie's mom
Paris

especially in the areas of asshole, asscrack nipples, belly, thighs, arms, pits, legs, feet, and toes?

Idk why I had an explicable crush on Paris. Maybe it's because she was so uptight.

I'd 100% let paris dom me and shove things up my ass but I wouldn't want to have to deal with her more than 2 days a week.

You just know...

Which female GG character's asshole would you eat?

Bonus question: which female GG's asshole is hairiest, and is it the asshole of your choice or not?

Paris > Early Rory > Lorelai > Later Rory

Rory. The Korean mom and no.

Lanie's mom? I totally would, I bet her big cellulite-ridden ass stinks of kimchi farts even before you take off her sokgot, it's so hot. I'd love to stuff a nice thick piece of peeled ginseng into her asshole and watch her shit it out and then suck on it to clean it while I fuck her hairy Korean asshole until she squeals like a dog on Boknal.

She had such a great ass

What happened to the girl on the right? I remember her being in the first Sin City, but that's it.

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She looks like shit on curb

what movie ?

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Why not both?

when i watched it as an 18 year old i thought Lorelai was hotter when i watched it as a 30 year old i though tRory was hotter

I honestly didn't even recognize her until i saw a thread here and I'm the type of person who would watch some shit movie just because Lauren Graham was in it.
>tfw no argentinian farm with a rory wife

I got burnt out when Rory goes to some frat party/secret society shindig with some guy. Is the rest of the series worth watching?

that was season 5, which is worth finishing. The season 5 finale is fantastic

You can stop after that, show jumps the shark in season 6 and as for season 7... even the creator doesn't consider it to be canon.

They are both terrible people but yes Lorelai was better

Mom is a selfish cunt who never stops talking. Daughter is hot

Laurielei should have been stricter with Rory, putting the smug little cuntette across her lap and exposing that delightful ass to righteously spank her naughty, smart-ass little daughter.

You should get out more

With a bittersweet smile, Lorelai accepted the paddle. Standing up, she took
her daughter's hand and led her to the back of the couch. "Okay, sweetie, you
-literally- asked for it: pull your shirt up till it's no longer covering
your naughty little butt and lean across the back of the couch."

"Yes, ma'am," Rory replied almost eagerly. Pulling up the bottom of her
t-shirt till her butt & belly were bared, she stepped forward and laid
herself across the couch, presenting her panty-clad ass to her mother.

Rory shivered with anticipation when she felt Lorelai's fingers hook into the
waistband of her panties and slowly pull them down to her ankles. She could
practically *feel* her mom's eyes inspecting her bare butt, probably painting
a Bullseye in her mind on each of the alabaster globes.

The young brunette tensed up as she breathlessly waited for the first stroke
to land. A slight gasp escaped her lips when Lorelai softly patted her tense
buttocks with the paddle. "Try to relax, honey, or it's gonna hurt even
more."

Knowing her mother was right, Rory forced herself to relax... She had just
managed to do so when the paddle struck her bottom full force: WHACKK!!!!

"Yowww!" the teen shrieked surprised.

WHACK!!! "OH!!!"

WHACK!!! "Owww!!"

WHACKK!!!! "Aahhhh!!"

WHACK!!! "Ouch!"

Lorelai gazed with a sense of satisfaction at the red imprints she was
planting all over her daughter's cute little butt. 'I'm gonna teach her a
lesson she won't soon forget...'