>The Flash
>Doesn't run around with his penis hanging out
The Flash
Grayson Phillips
Matthew Garcia
I had a sensible chuckle
Charles Fisher
>The Punisher
>Never makes a single pun
Lincoln Hill
>Aquaman
>never goes partying with Barbie
Jason Allen
...
Caleb Hernandez
we never got a alternate scene where she calls him 'zoom' instead.
William Morales
>Lex Luther
>He doesn't luth
Gabriel Bailey
I luth like three times a day
Kevin Bell
>Spider-Man
>Doesn't cum into a web and rub it all over a giantess' vagina.
James Brooks
>Super Man
>Not even a man and not particular super for his species
Easton Clark
>He doesn't luth
I laughed so hard that I woke the baby. Thanks fucker
Colton Parker
how would you know if he did though
Matthew Campbell
Look at these white supremacists, despicable. #OpenBordersForHell
Anthony Long
>Batman
Doesn't wear a baseball jersey
Mason Cox
>Frank Castle
>isn't an honest medieval structure
Jonathan Moore
Wouldn't that severely compromise his secret identity though?
Josiah Moore
...
Jace Nguyen
>Billy Batson
>isn't Batman's son
Nathan Brooks
>Captain Marvel
>doesn't steer a boat
Jordan Reed
>Green Arrow
>is neither green nor an arrow
Isaiah Taylor
>Sue Storm
>Doesn't enter a legal battle against the weather
Lucas Collins
>batman
>doesn't carry a bat
Luke Perez
>Superman
>Not the creator of new values within the moral vacuum of nihilism, also not Aryan
Connor Thomas
>Robin
>isn't an actual bird
Ethan Cruz
>Iron Man
>Never done one days laundry work in his life
Austin Barnes
>Moon Knight
>Is not an astronaut
Owen Garcia
>killer croc
>actually an alligator
Thomas Jenkins
...
Camden Russell
Fuck me.
Adrian Reed
>people hate this run
Gabriel Williams
>Deadpool
>isn't dead, doesn't have water powers
>Venom
>Can't envenomate victims and wait for their respiratory systems to shut down
>Anti-Venom
>Can cure pretty much everything, not just one specific ailment caused my an animal bite/sting
Jacob Lee
>The Question
>he's actually the answer
Adam Taylor
>batman
>isn't an officer's servant
Isaiah Perry
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