What size popcorn do you get at the kinoplex?

what size popcorn do you get at the kinoplex?
butter/salt/what?
>small - best size
>fake butter but not too much or it gets all over you

fuck you

I only ever get a bottle of water when I watch a movie

large tub no butter masterrace right here

I don’t like popcorn. I can’t stand the smell

*pops ur corn*
might as well smuggle it in then

>get nachos at kinoplex last night
>first time ive had there in 2 years, wanted to treat self
>only give enough nacho cheese for 60% of the nacho chips
>the nacho chips are stale despite the cheese being god-tier

JUST

>Pleb tier
Eating your food during the previews

>Sophisticated Tier
Waiting until the movie starts then eating until finished

>Veteran Tier
Waiting until movie starts but pacing self throughout

>Enlightened Tier
Getting two servings of whatever your food choice is, having some at start, towards middle and towards end

popcorn is literally for pussays and fatasses who need to lose weight

>Elder God Tier
Eat whatever is loudest

>NEET tier
Sneak in, smuggle in food, eat a bit, then grind the rest into your seat and the floor.
those are good too
but popcorn is associated with kino in ways pretzels are not and that is a factor imo

I know this is bait, but I don't understand anyone who gets popcorn AND THEN globs that nasty fake butter on top of it

That is so horribly unhealthy

this

the fuck's a kinoplex?

Because the butter is the best part you fucking idiot

>MUHHHH HEALTH

So is drinking alcohol, unprotected sex and most great things in life

Well.

You responded to bait with bait.

So have a (You), I think you understand.

Holy shit

>Chad tier
Get two large popcorns, two large sodas, smuggle in a few bbq chicken drumsticks, and a few pretzels. Eat it all before commercials end

Me I get a large popcorn buttered (natch), a large Coca Cola (original still the best), and a box of Snocaps (delish)

>nachos
>at the kinoplex
disdain for plebs to be honest fa.m

>small
Either you are a woman or a numale

>falling for the Popcorn Jew
Just sneak in a couple candy bars/m&ms famalai

but then they get covered in feces

theatre popbumpcorn

are frog posters chromosomally challenged?
>thread hidden

I just bring hawk food because my hawk is going to eat the popcorn anyway

I wish I had a gf just so she could smuggle some food and candy in for us inside her purse tbdesu with you lads

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