Walk in late to the theatre just as lights are fading down

>walk in late to the theatre just as lights are fading down
>yell "HEY, WHO TURNED DOWN THE LIGHTS? I'M WALKIN' OVA HERE!""
>everyone laughs
>projection guy blinks the lights playfully in acknowledgment
>teen girl playfully pushes my shoulder when I sit down next to her

get put normie

Based

Literally me!

Oh user, you rascal.

>sit next to a guy instead

>leave cinema after watching a B whodunit
>i think Edmund O'Brien was the star
>spent my last dime on the ticket
>my life after the war is no longer one fought on the battlefield but one fought within looking for my spot in a world where i dont seem to fit and one i wasnt programmed or meant to fit in
>bouncing from odd job to odd job,city to city and dame to dame
>ill make my way some how some day

>walk into theater
>call ex girlfriend during movie and pathetically plea for her to come watch it with me
>guy next to me offers me his daughter
>shoot him in the head

i should try Raymond Chandler.

fag frog is fag
>thread hidden

Based thread hider

why do americans like to comment on the fact that they're walking and precisely where they are doing it

hey, we gotta wiseguy ova ere

James the Aurora shooter rips through the screen and feeds everyone a .223 sandwich .. right in the chops

>walk into theatre late at night
>go into some libtard honeypot
>start yelling "socialism is for chumps"
>everyone in the threatre starts crying
>tell them this isn't their safe space
>tfw you btfo libtards epic style

This nigga eatin beans!

based

Based baser

ur cute, what D.C. kino are u going to see?

>Says "he cute"

Based

you and everyone in this thread need therapy

based nuclear throne poster

if you do this in europe you get made to sit on mutti merkels kneeeeeeesss

>"socialism is for chumps"
this but unironically

>go to the theatre to watch a movie
>it's a flick

wat do you do?

>walk into theatre 5 minutes before it ends
>EY OH
>LET'S GO!
>BLITZKRIEG BOP!
>Woman attendant looks me in the eyes, deeply
>she grabs my dick and simulates a penis in her mouth with her tongue

Damn I'm good.

>big action scene
>bad guy gets hurt
>yell "ooo!" or "that's gotta hurt!"
>whole theater erupts into applause and good natured affable laughter

>end of the movie
>scene hasn't ended yet
>people begin applauding over the mc's dialogue
>scream to shut the fuck up
>entire theatre goes silent
>the scene is over and I begin to clap alone

>experiencing best star wars ever
>hyperdrive kamikaze climax
>audio drops
>turns and yells at projector
>audience stares and shhs me

>walk into a cinoplex to watch black panther
>the cinoplex is packed with black people
>everyone stares at me as soon as i walk in
>"this is my chance" i think to myself
>"tough crowd, eh" i say
>everyone now stares angrily at me
>"WHATSHU SAY WHITEBOI"
>a cute black chick covers her mouth as she laughs at me too
>"i-i..." i stutter
>the crowd erupts with laughter
>trying to hold in tears i put my head back and walk out