*steals your life essence*

*steals your life essence*

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*doesn't mind*

Stay away from him! Greedy roasties won't take Mars-colonisation from the human race

He dumped her though.

Now that he's rich and has plugs he's getting back at all the Staceys and Chads who stuffed him in lockers and pulled down his pants in highschool

*stomps your balls*

*nothing personel loser*

Roasties keeping us from the stars.

i think he's got some essense to spare

The biggest bully is now heading towards Ceres to become the first Belter scum.

you mean the niggers who murdered all his friends after the apartheid ended right

>one of the hottest girls on the planet breaks up with her boyfriend in a really messy public situation leading to her being vilified for being a gold-digger
>remember you're a billionaire
>sweep in and let her think you're an idiot mark
>fuck her non-stop for three months, the entire world knowing you're fucking her, telling her you want to get married someday
>get bored of her and dump her bluntly
>launch a car into space playing David Bowie
I'm more just impressed than jealous

They're back together

She's going to lead him astray and humanity will suffer for it.

He's made billions...

Why is her mouth open?

I think some 0f those were taken out of context

REMINDER

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>(this woman divorced him)

Imagine how much time and effort it took to put this compilation together

to lose trillions...

>one of the richest men on the planet
>credited with being an innovator/inventor
>gets divorcecucked
>gets relationshipcucked by a roastie
>gets back together with her after she attempted to divorcecuck/legalcuck another guy
>he refuses to wise the fuck up and just say "HMMMM MAYBE I SHOULD PUT SOME OF MY R&D MONEY AND RESOURCES INTO RESEARCHING SEXBOTS"

>lumping in based DSP with these faggots

to make money...

You could buy a house every day for the rest of your life and still have a few mil left over.

like you could resist

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