HEY ALAN GET OUT OF MY HOUSE LOL

HEY ALAN GET OUT OF MY HOUSE LOL

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HEY JEWS GET OUT OF MY COUNTRY LOL

OR I'LL GIVE YOU THE AIDS.

>meeeeeen

So close yet so far, let's take a look at the winner

Why was he so rich and alan was poor?

Alimony? More like, all my money.

>Hey Alan come look at this through my telescope
>Oh my god Charlie that woman is drowning
>Yeah but look at the size of her knockers. You'd think she'd float easier.

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

kino

charlies girlfriend is just like his mom
>Berta: Oh this is gonna be good

because life is unfair

>The most popular show on TV was about Charlie Sheen banging women in their early 20s and getting shitfaced at his luxury beach house

Self-insert harem anime for dads

wrong sitcom
>Self-insert harem anime for dads
whoa..

...

best girl

>untermeeeennnccchhh

I unironically like the show more with Ashton Kutcher. The humor got better

>Where have you been Charlie?
>Well, Alan... Been fucking your wife.
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

who is his character in relation to alan?
I stopped watching years ago

I see so many people taking 2 and a half men jokes as serious life advice on the internet.

no, it was just constant gay jokes

>SKIPPING LEG DAY

THIS IS HOW YOU GET AIDS

Charlie would never fuck that harpy.

...

Kutcher is a millionaire that buys Charlie's house but decides to leave Allan and his dumb kid who's in the Army now to live there
People presume they're a gay couple
Hilarity ensues

>/who/mblr

Some rich dude who wants to commit suicide and fails and then buys Charlies house and let Alan lives there. Later they are in a gay relationship

>Later they are in a gay relationship
really?

The storyline where Alan pretends to be Jeff Strongman and is hanging out with Larry are better than all Charlie episodes

How much alimony could he really be paying? He's the one with primary custody of the kid so really she'd be paying him...

Fake one to adopt a child, yeah.

yes, in the end Charlie is alive and for some reason in prison but he escapes and goes to his house, then a piano falls over him

They just pretend to be to adopt some child

>He's the one with primary custody of the kid
what did he mean by this?

This, family guy and nu-simpsons I watched constantly as a teenager. It's all shit

ah okay. still crazy even by sitcom standards
that sounds fake

It's sadly the truth.
youtube.com/watch?v=AexVpCrr2c0

christ

Doesn't the son live with Alan full time?

>DUDE I HAVE LOTS OF SEX ALL THE TIME LMAO

No, he visits on the weekends

no, Alan just gets the kid on weekends

fattie lives with his mom

...

Alimony, at least as far as I know, has nothing to do with the kid. It's to ensure the poor woman's qualify of life remains the same even after separation. Child support is separate. That's California for you.

>alan: "this is the last time I let you disrespect me in front of my son you motherfucker."
>charlie: "you don't have to worry about that anymore, you can get the fuck out of my house"
>*audience explodes in laughter as charlie sips coffee*
>alan: "I've spiked your coffee with aids charlie"
>charlie: what?
>alan: "I told you I'd get the last laugh"

It was a different time.

Guess I was confused since the kid was there in every episode I've ever seen

>määääänner

because alimony just fuck my shit up family

>marry a doctor
>divorce him
>feel entitled to the lifestyle of a doctor's wife

never made a damn bit of sense to me

>doctor
>chiropractor

Kek

HEY ALAN PAY YOUR AMILOONIES YOU SON OF KEK

>doctor

Because in the past women didn't instigate divorce

I don't remember this episode

chiropractor's make doctor money even if their philosophy of medicine is loony

why was alan poor then?

alimony and child support bled him dry

Why do his legs look so smooth? Do American 'men' shave their legs?

RUN ALAN GET OUT BEFORE YOU GET THE AIDS

(laugh track)

Somehow being less innocent makes this show more disgusting now in hindsight.

Kino show, fags will disagree

He was paying Candy alimony too.

he also bought expensive shit like that (women's) sportscar and diamonds and shit

t. Mike Matei

how could you forget? It's the only episode directed by Raimi

No, they just ran off and left that up to the man to make it legal.

how did he get away with it?

Alan was such a beta cuck soy boy character, i havent seen the last few seasons but holly fuck, give the character some balls.
Nobody in real life is such a loser.

>the episode where alan runs a ponzi scheme
He just turned into a sociopath later on.

>the episode where charlie dates a witch who puts a curse on alan

They all got heavily flanderized.

>MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

[audible oven noises]

>How much alimony could he really be paying?
youtube.com/watch?v=ID4TOguXdEw

I uniroincally enjoyed watching the episodes I saw of this show

>final check
i thought it went on forever, alimony actually stops?

my favorite alimony story is the vietnam war POW who had to pay his wife alimony for fucking other men while he was in prison:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burst_of_Joy

It was because she was getting married to another man.

Alimony stops when the woman marries again

>its a charlie cucks alan and gets away with it episode

>knowing the story arcs of Two and a Half Men

way better than TBBT at least

I've watched all episodes of two and a half men up until charlie leaves the show at least 4 times

>4 times

I hate Two and a half Men and I've seen those episode more often than you.

man how do you do it? it took me nearly 6 months to at last watched the first time up until charlie sheen last episode

Who was the best Jake replacement?

>Charlie's lesbian bastard daughter.
>Ashton Kutcher's nerdy co-worker.
>Kutcher and Alan's adoptive black son.

I'm a neet

how the fuck do you know this? i've watched segments of both shows but it plays as generic sitcom schlock to me and i'm not even patrician

The office and this are probably my most watched shows I watched my fav eps infinite times always sunny is on the track to become the third one but this one is the most comfy

well that explains

i mean at least there´s fun in the overall dynamic between charlie and allan, one is miserable and other is succesful and so on and so forth, with TBBT are all of them sucks as characters

>$3875 in alimony
Is this a lot in burgerland?

It was a different time

Its either the lesbo daughter or the nerdy guy from Hot Tub Time Machine

Was this show, dare I say it, pleb-kino?

true, but the ones with Charlie's lesbian daughter were the worst

per month, yes.

wtf

Hitler sitcom when?