>Bleecker Street has bought worldwide distribution rights to Riley Stearns’ dark comedy “The Art of Self-Defense,” starring Jesse Eisenberg, Imogen Poots, and Alessandro Nivola. The film is written and directed by Stearns (“Faults”), and produced by End Cue.
I smell a kino boys
>FORGIVENESS IS BETWEEN EWAN, MARY AND GOD. IT'S MY JOB TO ARRANGE THE MEETING.
What did he mean by this?
GET
THAT
SCOTTISH
COCKSUCKER
COCKSUCKER
yeah I'm thinking he's back
Damn Riley looks like THAT?
Imagine being Ewan in that scenario and having to be all like "damn, Riley, you fuckin' alpha, all scary with your borderline dyel body and carefully trimmed beard. I would totally shit my pants from the sight of you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room because he dropped that old mew hag before tabloids even knew about them. Like seriously imagine having to be Ewan and not only stand there while Riley flaunts his $2 Walmart sword in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing the Jesse Eisenberg signature and tears in Riley's eyes, and just stand there, minute after minute, attempt after attempt, while he perfected that stab. Not only having to tolerate his testesterone-deprived fucking visage but his pathetic attitude as everyone on Sup Forums tells him he's GONNA MAKE IT and DAMN, RILEY LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to stand there and watch his girlish fucking beta face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fighting nothing but a healthy diet of begbies and siths and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the mountains in Scotland. You've never even seen anything this fucking sad before, and now you swear you can taste the swaet that's breaking out on his fivehead as he tries to cover it with the hair from the crown, smugly assured that you are terrified of the prospect of getting killed with his "lightning-fast (for that is what he calls himself)" moves, the moves he worked so hard for in the dojo for his entire life. And then the security comes in, and you know you could laugh your fucking face off before dying of a heart attack, but you stand there and endure, because you're fucking Ewan Mcgregor. You're not going to lose your future directorial career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
POOTS
kek oh nonoonononnono CRINGE
Someone post the video of /ourguy/ and Poots practicing chokeholds
unironically just once i would like a beta numale overcome his soyness and unfuck his shit.
Like we meme riley a lot but i would really like if his movie becomes a success and he starts banging 10s Leonardo Dicaprio style, and then posting about it on twitter where mew could see it.
He seems pretty happy on his Instagram these days Tbh
YOU WILL NOT TAKE HER FROM ME
somebody post it
Back on the rag you mean
That boy is soyed up
based
You're somebody, faggot. Make your own posts.
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