IT'S ALMOST OVER STORYTIME
Secret Empire
Andrew Allen
Oliver Davis
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Parker Ross
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Gavin Lopez
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Andrew Brooks
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Bentley Taylor
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Jace Clark
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Nathan Young
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Jace Bennett
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Jacob Collins
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Ayden Barnes
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Ryan Bell
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John Phillips
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Jason Richardson
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Parker Thomas
>he has to do the Hydra salute all along until he's finished speaking instead of just doing it at the start and start speaking after he's been told to dismit it
Damn Hydra is ruthless
Hunter Thompson
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Julian Gomez
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Isaiah Foster
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Eli Turner
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Hudson Ross
Is the BP book by Coates even acknowledging this? It's a pretty big thing, last issue made me assume he would just be deposed from ruling instead of becoming a PoW
Also how impossibly huge are the new Dreadnoughts?
Levi Miller
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Cameron Jones
How in the fuck is there a cage that can hold the Hulk? Cho is the goddamn worst
Aiden Diaz
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Daniel Bailey
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Samuel King
About time that he stopped being a bitch.
Brody Barnes
>riri, cho, and viv doing nothing
>specially riri
Whats the matter? Force fields not pushing enough white privilege on her?
James Robinson
>wow, all the superheroes are here
>and Spidey is here,too!
Isaac Scott
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Easton Ross
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Ryder Walker
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Jace Young
>the S.P.E.A.R. guys from Avengers World
Spencer really does love his OCs
>the advantage
The only advantage they have anymore is that they could blow up civilians, now that the wall is down the Resistence has Spectrum, Ms America, Blue Marvel and more
Benjamin Perry
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Jaxson Wood
Lol
Leo Bennett
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Carter Murphy
>As the walls fell, the heroes returned
Oh Spencer
Thomas Brooks
>The Blood Brothers
But one of them died and the other got powered up and goes by Blood Brother now, keep up writer.
Wyatt Garcia
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Hunter Lopez
Bucky is a jobber.
Ethan Taylor
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Oliver Taylor
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James Bell
Helmut has been so goddamn useless as Steve's boyfriend in this, it's hilarious.
Carter Brown
Spencer was made to write villain books
Easton Turner
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Blake Barnes
Not like this excuses him from being a spineless idiot for eight issues
>hey Eric, are you getting Siege flashbacks too?
Austin Wright
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James Bell
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Jacob Allen
cute
John Mitchell
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Luke Watson
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Jason Johnson
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Hunter Nelson
>defenestrating Red Skull is a bad thing
Joshua Smith
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Daniel Jackson
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Joshua Hall
Wow, fuck you Miles.
Evan Perez
So does this count on the bingo card as being a final fight rushed out in the last issue?
Leo Cox
>Cosmic-level Nazi-Steve
lol k
Kevin Robinson
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Jaxson Harris
But why still wear the A on his helmet?
Andrew Ross
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Chase Nelson
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Hudson Gutierrez
If he grabs Mjolnir I will be fully erect.
Evan Powell
>Cosmic Armor Hydra Cap
Connor Butler
>again
So the cosmic cube retcon did happen after all, it really was Helmut, not Heinrich, that did that in 1944
Man the whole Cap and Thunderbolts timeline makes no sense now
Noah Cooper
Some people think that Maria Hill used Kobik to bring back a bunch of dead villains to populate her prison, how else would you explain Blackout having been alive when he died decades ago.
Landon Price
This has to be the most boring event I've read in a good while.
Jason Thompson
Not really, it's been set up since #7. The event itself feels rushed, though.
Jacob Price
Marvel Future Fight (tm)
Bentley Garcia
Time for Civil Warrior.
Jason Baker
Helmut did the rocket shit to Bucky Cap
Jordan Howard
why marvel replaced hydra green suit? that armor make them look like red skull goons or is it the twist?
Julian Baker
Outline of the ENTIRE monologuing through TEN FUCKING ISSUES of Secret Empire
1. we were winning and we were not expecting defeat
2. but boy were we wrong and hit us so hard
3. we were at our lowest, lots of infighting and seeing the worst in the world
4. but we rose again to our potential for one last battle against evil
Go back to 1 through 4 again in an endless cycle
Noah Sanders
Helmut strapped Bucky to a rocket in the end of the recent Thunderbolts series.
Brayden Mitchell
someone got paid to draw that face in the first panel
Jackson Evans
entire event "I must obey because I am not worthy crap", see how they devastate an entire city. Now we are losing so...no more, i switch sides!
Camden Smith
Isn't this hypocritical Zemo? You got extremely buttpained about Standoff.
Ryan Gutierrez
"Our chances were bleak"
"But still we stood"
"And at the precipice of defeat"
"We fought back"
"But as the tides turned"
"Our enemy undid their binds"
"And we faced a new day of reckoning"
Alright there I wrote the narrative blocks for the next issues, someone tell Spencer to cut my check.
Jesus he's really phoning it in.
Lincoln Watson
Why is Gorgon alive again?
Wyatt Jenkins
BECAUSE IT DOESNT STAND FOR FRANCE!
Brody Moore
And why isn't Steve having a stroke this very second?
James Flores
Hercules only punched him really hard.
Jason Cook
Love me some big daddy Magneto.
Oliver Foster
That is the point of the narration. Generic feeling lines.
Thomas Ward
That giant command centre looks like something Dr. Robotnik would make.
Carter Cruz
To what end? Because clearly it's not hitting with the audience based on this thread
Easton Bailey
Thanks, OP.
Zachary Reed
To set up the "NOTHING WILL BE THE SAME" feeling. A parody of Marvel events being pointless and full of random actions.
William Powell
Remember not to trust Hydras!
Christopher Cook
SIEGE 2:
>Stupid sexy Nazi Cap is a cosmic menace, like Sentry/Void.
>All the good boys return for the final battle.
- Taskmaster and Eric switch side (R.I.P Constrictor)
>The mind of Sexy Nazi Cap is twisted or alterated, like Osborn's mind.
The House of Ideas... THE FUCKING HOUSE OF IDEAS
Blake Bailey
I hope Wanda and Vision gets to do something useful in the final issue at least
Ayden Bell
What stops Emma from using her mind control powers on Steve now?
Lincoln Kelly
Still feels like a gang war over the United States Capitol...
Christopher Clark
He's not dead, just Evil again.
Kevin Rogers
This is not how... aw fuck it.
Levi Jones
Because a H would look silly.
Aaron Hernandez
Cosmic Cube bullshit. Same reason why everything skipped over failed.
Christopher Wilson
Reminder that Spencer swore we wouldn't have cosmic cube fuckery to resolve the event.
Cameron Hall
>The Wrecking Crew
You can't act like they're serious powerhouses after all the times you've used them as designated jobbers Marvel.
Aiden Taylor
Adolf
Jordan Carter
don't think you can become immune to sounds
Christopher Perez
This is what makes you evil
>killing an assassin
>killing a nazi
>being worthy
>embracing globalist ideas