Draw it girl

>Draw it girl
>voice it like a girl
>call it a boy
Why

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Wait Nermal is a GUY??!

i swear everyone thinks Nermal is a girl because of the cartoon. Better yet, they always call him that gray cat because who the hell remembers garfild characters outside of Garfield and John and Odie

probably shitposting but Tweety Bird is also a guy

That's why I thought she was a girl. I had to look this up. Holy shit, my life is a lie. How did I never realize that?

Tweety is a piece of shit, I couldn't care less what he is. Nermal being a boy is genuinely a surprise. It's odd that I never noticed, I had a big book full of Garfield strips when I was a kid. I just always thought Nermal was a girl.

>i swear everyone thinks Nermal is a girl because of the cartoon

As a kid, even before there was a cartoon and I assumed Nermal was a girl 'cause of the pronounced eyelashes.

And here I was thinking Bridget was my first encounter with a trap. I'll be damned.

>draw a girl
>voice it like a girl
>give it a girl's name
>give it an arguably girly personality, or at least one intentionally different from every male character
>call it a boy

Fucking Vikings

I always thought Pepper Ann's sister Moose was a boy

I was a little weirded out at first but I knew he was a guy from the pronouns.

Yeah that one was a little too much for me. Why didn't they make her even a little more feminine? So annoying.

>draw it a boy
>name it a boy
>is actually a girl
fucking june and blue

I always knew June was a girl. She was part of a Boy/Girl duo, sounded like a girl, I wanted to see her drawn naked. All obvious signs to kid me. And what kind of boy's name is June?

There are people who thought June was a boy?

I think we're being baited

I actually thought june was a boy since its a common boys name zhun

Then why was she called Tweety Pie in her first few appearances?

Moose is going to be so gay when she grows up.

bitch looks like angela anaconda

>Fucking Vikings
Are you talking about Vicky?

Are you retarded? June is exclusively a girl's name.

This show is the stuff of nightmares

I'm not sure if any gag ever made use of his gender, but they sometimes used male pronouns of him.

BRING BACK LYMAN
Does Garfield still have Pookie at least?

It's the eyelashes. Eyelashes that extend upward have always been given to girl characters as a quick way to differentiate them from guy characters.

Garfield wiki says his most recent appearance is from January 11th, 2017.

>There's a Garfield Wiki
Well.
There's something I could have gone without knowing.

If only you knew how bad things really are
teletubbies.wikia.com/wiki/Teletubbies_Wiki

There's a wiki for everything, and Garfield isn't even obscure or strange. We've had some wiki threads in the past, and there's some seriously weird shit out there.

Why? It's not like a Garfield wiki existing is weird at all.
It has been going for nearly 40 years, has multiple television and film adaptations, on top of things like video games and the comic itself.
Doesn't it only make sense that there would be a wiki?

I want to fuck the gray trap cat

>I think I'll give him a good pounding today

you should see what the original shorts looked like

Eh did the samething to Frieza.

youtube.com/watch?v=mmKX6GhRBC8

why is she (male) so cute

I need the full version of that.

based docfuture

Full pic now please

Gender is an archaic social construct.

>That picture
why boner

They eventually gave him a more boy sounding voice.

And now I got the theme running in my head. Thanks.

The world needs more josou seme doujinshi.
No, I don't mean ones where they fuck girls.

To make it even more annoying, I guess.

Cute, innit?

Would you let a trap top you if he were larger?

I want a strong, tall GF to manhandle and peg me.
But I'm 6'3", so that ain't happening.

nigger you better draw a full version or else

Of course.
Also this Large girl/trap = long legs and bigger butt = beauty and hawtness.

Not him, but I did a quick crappy edit

I meant larger in the cock area, but this works too.

You know what shocking?

I was ship garfield x Nermal because nermal was look like a girl. and pretty.

Until a movie came out.

...

It's okay, but I wish the real artist would deliver

do they fuck

June is a tomboy user, the best and hottest kind of girl. yes I had a crush on her as a kid

This is called nermal2 is there a nermal1?

Yeah

Anime

I'm pretty sure yeah, Tweety is a boy too

What, really?

Depends on how feminine is the guy and his cock area.
I mean, large size does not mean it cannot be feminine.

Jason Marsden doesn't sound like a girl.

Feminine enough that he could pass for a girl until you see his cock.

he is actually pretty cute there

Ssso what's Nermal's background? is he from the Arbuckle farm? Or just a cat John brought home? Which would mean that Garfield actually sends him off to Abu Dhabi when Nermal isn't around in the strips I guess..

feminine eyelashes

It was extremely confusing living in Latin America. While the cartoon --dubbed in Chile-- just changed the pronouns to female (and the name to "Thelma", at least in the first seasons), the comic strip books referred to Nermal as a "he".

You mean the perfect combination?

>is he from the Arbuckle farm?
That's what his introductory strip said. However, I'm not sure if it's ever been mentioned after that. Odie used to belong to Lyman when he first appeared, but apparently that changed at some point. Maybe Nermal's home has changed too.

What's the backstory of the feminine eyelashes?

Why wouldn't I?

They don't necessarily mean that a character is a girl. They can also be drawn on male characters, as a sign of youth and cuteness.

Not in the German Garfield and Friends. But in the comics.

For my dick. I want to get on my knees and praise nermal and stroke his ego so much he gets rock hard and then I want to suck him dry

Tweety was at least left to be ambiguous

Nermal is much more intentional. They really got the highest pitch girliest voice imaginable for that show. And typically eyelashes in cartoon means female.

Nermal just came top visit all the time. They never really mentioned from where.

Oh, I bet she has an anaconda under that skirt alright...

>implying

>there are Garfield loremasters on Sup Forums
Woah

nermal is a trap obviously

dominant traps are best traps

have you guys seen the redesigns for the garfield reboot? wtf is wrong with odie???

i would probably do anything that nermal told me to do. anything.

would you take the barbs

Larger, smaller, it doesn't matter.
I'd try it.

I think Jon grows a moustache, bit edgy if you ask me.

Somebody once said in a Steven Universe fan forum that cat dick barbs only hurt if you're a female cat.
She also said that humans can take that shit without any pain at all. Somehow.

That's gay.

needs more visible cock

>weird man body
Either go full shotab8 or furry, this is about as disturbing as Rigby's brother

I always thought Nermal was a girl too.
I thought Garfield calling her male pronouns was because he was trying to insult her and make her feel bad about herself because he was jealous she was young and cute and loveable

>hear it in Garfield Show voice

>Odie used to belong to Lyman when he first appeared, but apparently that changed at some point.

It changed for decades—mid-1980s and onward, Garfield stuff would refer to Jon buying Odie at a pet store.

A few years ago in the new CGI cartoon they went back to the original; established Odie as having once been Lyman's dog, and that Lyman had been gone for several years doing archaeological work, giving Odie to Jon first.

This led to a big adventure with the gang and Lyman in the distant jungle where he was doing the work.
Very good idea, but hurt by giving Lyman bulgy Jon-type eyes.