Put your name in

Put your name in.

No thanks, this school is ridiculous. There's almost zero safety precautions, there are literally dungeons here, an angry molesting tree that students are told to just stay away from(if told about it all), a forest filled with giant spiders and rapists(centaurs), and none of the staff seem to actually care. Hogwarts is one gigantic OSHA violation and a horrible place for children. Oh, and here's some magically binding death games.

HARRYDIDYOUPUTYOURNAMEINTHEDULLESTFRANCHISE

“Christina Hendricks, putting her name in”

user you're paying 30,000 wizard bucks per year to come here you might as well make the most of it and get raped by a tree. Experience is learning.

Put my name in? No, thanks. I'd rather not have my name associated with one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though r-right
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

Are you a writer for Family Guy?

based "No!" poster

I mean, I guess. But there has to be other education opportunities, or is everyone(in the UK anyway) only educated at Hogwarts?

Fookin love this pasta ay

This is worse than that time we got kicked out of Hogwarts.

Don't know about him, but I am. Totally stealing it. And there's not a god damn thing any of you nerds can do about it.

>It turns out you can put other people's names in it
Fuck you Malfoy, I'm going to submit you next time as the Champion for St. Gay's Gaylord School.

Episode title: 10 points to Griffin-dor

Plot: Stewie receives an acceptance letter to Hogwarts. Brian travels with him and the pair find themselves in all sorts of trouble

Show ends with Stewie and Brian expelled and Stewie recites Anons post word for word

>I'm going to submit you next time as the Champion for St. Gay's Gaylord School.
And he'd have to do it. And they'd announce it like that.

Like pottery.

No wonder the show is so god awful

enjoy your safe space

I'll not defend it's quality, but idiots keep lapping it up and I'm still getting paid. Just dead inside.

No
Why I allways lost it in that part?

for me its the quote marks and the exclamation