ITT: Characters that you are slowly becoming

ITT: Characters that you are slowly becoming

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Soon.

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OMG why does Superman look so angry like he wants to hurt someone???? I thought he was supposed to be a friendly, light hearted, do-gooder!

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I want to be someone less whiny and jewy, but it's pretty accurate.

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Unirinucally this

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I wish. At least Frank is rich.

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If I ever try to reach out to my friends I had prior to my descent into alcoholism (and subsequent recovery) I'd probably come off like Richard.

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>If I ever try to reach out to my friends I had prior to my descent into alcoholism (and subsequent recovery) I'd probably come off like Richard.
We all both know how you'd really come off

Got a good face and height. Really need to get back in shape though. I've sort of JUST myself.

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actually have never identified more with any character

You're becoming a millionaire who's living in filth and squalor?

Can carve a z in your forehead?

unicycle-ly this

My life is literally fucked atm.

I feel more like Carl the more time passes. I get rounder, I get angrier, I get more jobless.

But I have a sweet car and Judas Priest on the radio. At least I have my hair.

This, but the scene where Tony sees AJ on his computer and wants to kill him

same here, user

Carlmind

Everyone hates me

>tfw was a socialist ie jedi then discovered Sup Forums after the election

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Backdoor beauty?

Good one

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Well hello beautiful

Anyone got the version of this picture but him baneposting? Honestly I should have posted a picture of Walter Jr. Is your dad dying from cancer and only have a year to live even if he does chemo because it is in is his lungs and liver? Are you a chronic fuck up that ruined his life or was doomed from the start because of things you can't control?

this
>feelsbadman

This. I'm surprised I haven't been arrested yet for the shit I get into.

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le what did he meme by this?

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Not yet my lord

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Holy fuck she aged like milk

You know what a fucking loser you are?

Nice

Gonzo was fucking great. Me, at this moment hiding my crippling sadness underneath a quiet contemplative exterior going insane.

She wasn't good looking to begin with, user.

IF YOU OPEN UP A PICTURE OF DANNY DE VITO IT WILL CRASH YOUR PC!

She hasn't been fuckable for a loooooong time IMO. I hope for her sake she'll plateau gracefully into old age or she'll look like the crypt keeper by 60.

is there a NEET character that sits at home alone and jerks off every night

COMPUTER VIRUS

Yes, Aj from Sopranos.

jeje

If you haven't seen it you should.

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That scene where he finds him dead fucked me up. That's hardly a comedy.

kek

Me, getting my head bashed in.

This but Charlie.

Me bashing your head in. You deserve it.

BASH ME LIKE A RAT

I won't argue that.

>i'm 35 and this is what women my age look like

anyone remember duckman?

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Christ dude, I'm only 26 and I can't believe how old some women my age look. I tend to gravitate to the 19-23 range, but so many of them are just fucking dumb. Truly no winning.

>marrying someone around your age

gotta be atleast 5 years older than your wife, woman age horribly

its good not to settle down till you find someone fit, good genetics, etc. I work with some woman in there mid 30s that can pass for mid 20s. they are out there, just hard to find

Yes, yes I do

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I bet the critics who shit on this movie never expected he'd be so kino

>Tfw ever since s3 I've been repeating things back to people

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Came here to post this.

I'll second, but only if you interpret the film as a concotion of his imagination to compensate for the complete lack of Identity, pathetic susceptibility to group mentaility, and a general sub-par existence relative to his peers in both a spiritual and material sense.

>My pain is constant and sharp, and I do not hope for a better world for anyone
>and I'm not even a fraction as fit or rich as the Dubsman

why did he go with a bag AND drowning? seems redundant no

I really want to be big and strong but eating and working out is so much work, especially when you dont like going out

fuck. my pecs look like that. I need to lose some weight.

checked

what's this from?

fuck you for reminding me

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minus the guns

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CRAFTY IRISH BASTARD

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Same