It's a Truman makes a Truman Show thread as coping mechanism for his severe depression episode

>It's a Truman makes a Truman Show thread as coping mechanism for his severe depression episode

> It's a Truman starts remembering his kid sister that was removed from the show after he put a spider in her shoe as a prank but ended up being a hobo spider and she lost her leg episode.

My favorite episodes are the ones where he spam his life problem on different boards of a Nepalese forum about the collection of bells

>it's a Truman tries breaking out of his self afflicted isolation by auditioning for a community play but forgets his lines and goes into a bathroom stall shaking his hands back and forth whispering under his breath that he's worthless episode

>it's a Truman gets hit on by underage girls and doesn't know what to do episode

>it's a Truman plans on hanging himself at 25 if he doesn't get his shit together by then episode
Like he has the balls, he pussied out last time.

>It's a Truman gets a legit job interview for the first time in several months so he feels a little bit better about himself episode.
Hope this story arc goes somewhere...

> It's a Truman spends the afternoon ripping the wings off of flies and laughing at their newly found lives as walks episode.

>it's a Truman flies halfway around the world to meet a 16 year old girl he met on omegle after being a miserable NEET virgin for years and then travels through Oceania and Asia without her because she has high school to go to but they call each other a lot and he cheats on her after getting really drunk in Thailand one night with a Dutch girl, though it was just a handjob and making out but he still feels extremely bad, and Truman has no idea what he's going to do with his life when he gets back home episode

Holy fucking shit was this episode based on a true story?

Fuckkkkkk

>it's a Truman realizes it's too late for all those rock star fantasies he has in the shower on a daily basis to come true because he's too old to start a band and has no friends to play with him anyway but keeps having those fantasies because they're better than the 9 to 5 job he works episode

Drake Bell?

>It's a Truman has to spend his tax returns on bills instead of a new beater car because he broke his leg and still needs to make rent without working arc
Even though the arc got a bit boring it was comfy

wow

>it's a "truman fucks the cat" episode

>It's a Truman reports a blogging thread that is thinly veiled as film related discussion and tells them to fuck off back to /r9k/ episode
BASED

>It's a Truman gets a friend request from a girl he went on a single date with six months ago and they start talking a few days in arow so he asks her out and she says yes episode
>That followup plot twist where he stalks her facebook and her profile picture is her and some guy in an ambiguously non-romantic pose that was posted the day before Truman asked her out
Is Truman about to cuck some guy? Is that guy her friend? Is it even a date? Truman only said "go out" not "go out on a date" but it should be implicit right?

>that one episode where Truman is in middle school and gets offered a handjob from an elementary school girl on his way home
>few years later when he's leaving orchestra class in high school a senior girl asks him if he wants to milk her vagina
I can see why the producers wanted him to join band instead.

>it's a Truman develops a tear on his foreskin from excessive masturbation which gets inflamed and never heals because masturbating less than two times a day is out of the question and after a few months he's kind of starting to like the pain episode

>It's a Truman fucks an ugly girl from tinder and now he has a weird stain on his crotch and all around his penis zone which he suspects is herpes but can't go to the doctor. Meanwhile he falls in love with a girl and they spend 4 days having beautiful sex without a condom and now he feels guilty and wonders if he gave her a disease episode

Jim?

>It's a Truman masturbates into a condom episode and then has to figure out a way to dispose of the soiled condom so his parents don't find it in the trash so he wraps it in a paper towel, throws the condom and the wrapper into a small ziplock bag, throw the ziplock bag in a brown lunch bag, and drives it up to the gas station at the front of the neighborhood to very discreetly throw in their dumpster.

Why would Truman's parents go through his trash or even care about finding that?

Kind of a plot hole imo

>it's a Truman reads this event and is reminded of throwing away a Ziploc filled with shards of a crushed hard drive platter in a fast food restaurant bathroom episode

>it's a Truman slips in the shower while trying to pee in his own mouth and he throws out his back and he can't reach forward to turn off the shower and he can't crawl out of the shower so he sits there crying with pruned skin, occasionally peeing in his mouth when his bladder fills and the director finally orders an actor disguised as a sterotypical robber in a black and white stripped shirt to break into Truman's house and "find" Truman and then medics waiting outside rush into the bathroom saying they received an anonymous phonecall from a good Samaritan saying a man was in need of medical attention and while Truman is in the hospital his nurses wonder why his bedpan never contains urine and why there's always a streak of moisture on his hospital gown going from his chin to his dick episode