>Spaghetti western
>No one eats spaghetti.
Spaghetti western
>lord of the rings
>doesn't even have the rings anymore
>Mission: Impossible
>somehow complete the mission
>beetlejuice
>no beetles were squeezed in the making of this film
>ed wood
>doesn't actually show ed's bulge
>Stargate
>gate goes to planets and not stars
>North by Northwest
>No compass
>Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
>wasn't afraid even once
>loathed nobody in it
at least it was in las vegas i guess
>Spaghetti western
>Filmed in Spain
>silence of the lambs
>hardly any silence
>Scott VS. The World
>Scott doesn't actually fight the world but fights Ramona's evil exes
user, we must be twins. I was thinking the exact same thing.
>mystic river
>it's just a regular river
>Watch Being John Malkovich
>19 years later and still be me
>The Shining
>No polishing scenes
>zodiac
>no boats in it
>Black Hawk Down
>not a single hawk in the movie
>Single White Female
>Story about two single white females
>the wolf of wall street
>not one wolf in the entire movie
>Apolcalypse Now!
>False advertising. I've been waiting 40 years. Still no apocalypse...
>the dark knight
>it's a fucking whitey
>Citizen Kane
>No one calls him that
>the plane scene
>there are two planes
>The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
>the king was actually never there before
>House
>Bunch of japanese girls and no sight of Hugh Laurie
>scott doesnt fight __dio__ either
>Some Like It Hot
>I don't
>Blacked.com
>girl is still pale at the end of the movie
>fargo
>half the movie takes place in brainerd
>The Matrix
>didn't learn any maths
>Apocalypse Now
>World doesn't actually end
>Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?
>What a stupid question
>Citizen Kane
>doesn't even show his id
>could be a mexican for all i know
nerd
>The Godfather III
>Only one godfather
>City of God
>it's actually a city of people
>Duck Soup
>No fucking soup
>Life Is Beautiful
>family gets put into a concentration camp
wew
>A Bridge Too Far
>They actually go one bridge too far
that is beautiful you fucking retard. Good job fucking up the thread
>All the President's Men
>Only a few of the President's men
>Star War
>it isn't about washed up Hollywood actors beating each other.
>The Usual Suspects
>never seen them before
>people
> The Intouchables
>people get touched several times in the movie
> Duck Dynasty.
> Not a bunch of ducks acting out episodes of Dynasty.
>50 Shades of Grey
>movies is in color
>full metal jacket
>everyone only wears t-shirts and fatigues
>who killed captain alex
>we never find out who killed captain alex
>Modern Times
>(1936)
>best american old west movies
>made by italians
>The African Queen
>No Queen at all
>Not Another Teen Movie
>everyone is an adult
>black panther
>he is brown
> The Amazing Race.
> Not about white people.
>Raiders of the Lost Ark
>they find it
>Die Hard
>no erection in sight
>the shining
>no fuckin shine box
>lotr
>doesnt just take a 15min flight by eagle to mordor and drop the ring in
>instead they WALK there over the course of three 200 minute movies
You're welcome ;^)
>mute
>has audio
It’s referring to bullets, not clothes
Gray is a color.
It’s not referring to that scene.
It’s the third movie in the series, not the third actual Godfather
There was a king in the book though.
still technically correct though
>Rear Window
>Multiple Windows
...
>Birth of a Nation
>no midwife
>Blade Runner
>MC doesn't run on blades
>Lawrence of Arabia
>it's actually an englishman
>There was a king in the book though.
it was a different guy
>The Longest Day
>day is still just 24 hours
>Robocop
>He's actually a cyborg
>Star Wars
>it's only one single war that is comprised of a series of skirmishes and occasional battles
>Snatch
>no pussy to be seen
literally the first scene
>The Last Picture Show
>Wasn't the last picture show
>There Will Be Blood
>talks about milkshakes
>Good Will Hunting
>he was just an ok guy
>Baby Driver
>He never drives any baby
The director is eating spaghetti just off camera
>Reservoir Dogs.
only one dog
>The Fifth Element.
not about boron
>From Dusk Till Dawn.
the movie begins from a morning
>Bringing Up Baby
>Not a baby
>Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
>there's one more movie
>Le Samouraï
>set in France
why is this even allowed?
>reddit approved thread
*UPVOTE*
>the matrix
>no linear algebra, not even a vector
>Hellboy
>Abotu a hellman
No. There was not. George Lucas died in a car accident in 1995 and no further Star Wars or Indy films were ever made. The End.
>The Elephant Man
>doesn't even have a trunk
>Spider-Man 2
>There's only one Spider-Man
>And it was also extremely racist, wtf?
>Gran Torino
>doesn't happen in Italian suburbs
...
>Duke was afraid when he was high on Acid and the camera man stops by their hotel to introduce himself
>Duke loathed all the other Reporter fucks covering the Mint 400 esp the fellow who sneezed dust into his beer.
>Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice
>neither Batman or Superman was brought to justice for the thousands of lives they destroyed as collateral damage in their violence sprees
>The Big Lebowski
>5'10
>Un Chien Andalou
>pas de chien
autism
> How to Train Your Dragon
>i don't even have one
>Escape From New York
>escapes from New York
ok that one checks out
>Man of Steel
>MC is made of flesh
>The BFG
>No BFG gun anywhere
>Stalker
>stalks no one