Morticia and Gomez Addams

What was their sex life like?

They're creepy and they're kooky,
Mysterious and spooky,
They're all together ooky,
The Addams Family.

a lot of BDSM

Shockingly pedestrianization, a closely kept family secret.

fpbp. sex confirmed for kooky and spooky

Gomez was queer as a three dollar bill. Morticia was his beard

Gomez was into cuckolding, Lurch was the bull. Uncle Fester was a voyeur watching from a secret room while Thing gave him a handjob. Don't even ask what Pugsley and Wednesday were up to.

god Angelica Huston is so fucking ugly

The Addams Family started,
when Uncle Fester farted,
and now they're all retarded,
the Addams Family.

ACROBATIC

#notMyMorti

damn she was fine

tease and denial, maybe forced chastity
Morticia also likes to ruin orgasms

this makes sense

No Blacklights at the Addams Mansion

I bet you they did missionary when they wanted to reach some taboo shit.

Really? Pastels?

Erotic asphyxiation to death, and then revived.

the Addams family started
when Uncle Fester farted
they all came out retarded
the Addams family!
duh-nuh-na-na!
snap snap

>this was a 10/10 in 1993

No. She was supposed to look beautiful but slightly off.

she also starred opposite both Frank Sinatra and Elvis (in A Hole In The Head and Kid Creole, respectively.) Given the known track records of those men, well… draw your own conclusions.

wonder if Adam West got in on that

could land a 747 on that 5head

She was pure sex in the 1960s show.

Morticia singed the hair off Gomez's balls with a bic lighter

I saw some of the original comics on exhibition, pretty cool desu.

Ayy