Best horror film in years

Best horror film in years.

Less horror. More intriguing.

Literally what?

It lost all the momentum and tension it had going for it in the Cabin scene towards the end.
The first ~50 min? Gold.
Dope monster too

The Ritual

I haven’t seen it yet but it’s a Jotunn, right? Spawn of Loki?

100% agreed. Buildup was fantastic, finale was forgettable. Can't even blame it on "they showed too much of the monster", because the monster was fucking tight.

Yeah you fuckers told me it was not scary yesterday, it is.

yeah

bretty gud

Yes. Explained to you as painstakingly as possible in the movie's most out-of-place scene.

oh shit, I was one of those people

sorry dude

eh that's fine, I was sick all night so couldn't sleep anyway

Indeed. Two weeks later, it’s still with me, the congregation even more so than the woodgod.

The Witch >>>>>>

Why would you be afraid of a movie? Do you think the monster that you saw in the movie is going to be after you now that you just saw the movie with it in it and are aware of it? Would the monster have been after you if you didn't see the movie? Or it it something else?

>It Follows

It was good but The Void was better

>The Meme
Please stop at once and report to your nearest euthanasia centre.

Loki fucked a moose and then that thing resulted

No u

Very solid movie, especially for a Netflix original.
Whatever happened to Netflix original movies anyway? Their original programming used to be at least decent. I'm watching Mute right now and it's pure dog shit.

It's honestly even worse than Bright which is actually impressive

Bright wasn't THAT bad. Certainly no masterpiece, but not unwatchable either.