Would you rather have Superman's powers or Flash's powers?

Would you rather have Superman's powers or Flash's powers?

I'll have J'onn's powers instead.

Good idea, I'll jus-AAAAAAAARRRGGGHHHH!

Superman's
Flying is probably the best thing ever
Super-senses are amazing
Invulnerability and prolonged life is really good

Flash is just Superman without strength, flight, x-ray vision, and eye lasers.
>But he's way faster!
The idea Superman's nowhere close to the Flash in speed was just a shitty modern retcon to make the Flash look less redundant.

Superman doesn't have Speedforce

Speedforce is a modern invention

Superman is the shittest superhero ever. Just a fucking Mary Sue of the highest order so that there is never any drama or suspense.

That being said; I'd have Superman's powers. Not even a contest

Flight alone is practically enough.

So are we going for Silver Age powers?

Superman's would be more useful, but I don't have the patience or self control to avoid breaking shit when I'd be causing sonic booms and hurting people left and right.
Meanwhile Flash has an entire multiversal force dedicated to making sure he doesn't destroy shit as he runs around.

so what's the cutoff for the "real" version? because original superman couldnt fly and didnt have half the powers he had in the silver age.

Speedforce is so flash doesn't have to worry about newton's laws of opposite reactions. Superman can take his own punches without speedforce. Flash cant. The only thing flash has that supes doesn't is speed steal.

Watch you fuck up the time stream. Speed force can't help you with that my dear dear user.

I pick Superman, then I will show off my powers to all on earth, then when the humans ask me to help them, I will just leave and fuck off into space. But not before helping Japan make a real REAL gundam.

Go back to the Silver age you autismal faggot.

Ok, but Superman has his own version of the speedforce he needs to be connected to to have physically impossible powers: the sun.

lol batman's hype for this shit

are we us?

You can fly with speed force though, Jesse Quick does it. Wally was just too lazy to learn, but it's in his powerset.

Yes, we are WE! After making the gundam, we will bath in the sun for a few hours and then explore space. Meet new people, try new foods, and make space Sup Forums for all in the universe to shit post on.

but if we're us....then who was phone?

shit copypasta Pat

Superman's powers are more well-rounded and his speed is second only to Flash.

Running through walls is cool and all but I'd rather be the unstoppable invincible flying death ray monster

It was me, Barry!

never forget

>Speedforce is so flash doesn't have to worry about newton's laws of opposite reactions. Superman can take his own punches without speedforce. Flash cant. The only thing flash has that supes doesn't is speed steal.

No it isn't you idiot. Flash never had problems with his powers for like 50 years before the Speed Force even existed. He just had a dumb aura around him that solved all the problems. Unless you think Barry was burning his eyeballs out everytime he ran in the silver age before the Speed Force.

Waid made the Speed Force for plenty of reasons. Handwaiving why the Flash doesn't blow up when he runs isn't among them.

Flash. Flash has built in anti-boredom aspects to his power and can more or less turn off his powers when he needs to. Superman had to train super hard to not go insane from hearing every rape in the world and not saving them and shit. Sounds horrible.

Can he turn off his powers though? I've never read much of his stuff.

I know in the T.V show they had to whip him up a "practically 500 proof" drink just so he could get a buzz. And it only lasted for like 2 minutes if that.

to be honest If i had either powerset, i would automatically start using them to save people from immediate danger. Both powersets have a drawback, though. If you had Superman's powers you could hear whenever someone was in danger (i.e. falling from a building, passed out at the wheel, ect.), but it would take you a while to get there. Of course you could fly fast enough, but you're not immune to aerodynamics or friction and would definitely tear shit up in the process.

With Flash's powers you could easily get there fast enough cause Speedforce, but you don't have super-hearing or x-ray vision, so you would have to be zipping around 24/7 looking for people to help.

tl;dr you can't save everyone

If you plugged Supes into the speed force, would that add to his natural speed or just would he just have Flash-level speed?

Superman

Yes. Wally has specifically mentioned how his powers have a more or less autopilot mode that makes stuff like running across the world not feel like a million strides. He has slipped into speed mode on accident a few times when bored but I think that's a lot better than hearing every wrong in the world all at once.

TV show is awful garbage and never assume someone is talking about it unless they're obviously doing it. That's just an extension of the "I have to eat a bunch of calories" thing that comics did away with ages ago because it stops being interesting the second story you use it.

Just Flash level speed because Flash is infinitely fast. There's no being faster than The Flash so that's all Superman could achieve.

>There's no being faster than The Flash
Sure

because you know, classic and modern Supes is known for warping between timelines

Flash so i can time travel and see dinosaurs and shit post on /an/ about feathers

Yeah and Superman can't catch bullets sometimes, so what?

The Flash CAN go infinitely fast. That's as fast as it gets. Superman isn't surpassing that by getting Speed Force. He probably wouldn't be able to match up because he wouldn't be as good at it as the dude who grew up with his powers from 20 years.

so are superheroes...

In the 2nd issue Barry Allen was introduced he ran 99% the speed of light and ran back and forth through time. This was in 1954 btw.

Mint 4

Flash does cause sonic booms

Only when he wants to or when it's cool.

Jay Garrick went the speed of light in his very first issue. They took that fastest man alive shit seriously

I feel like there should be one every time he throws a punch.