We need Emma Stone but cheaper

>We need Emma Stone but cheaper.
>Say no more.

>we need emma stone
>BUT more petit
>more ass
>more bush
>more sexface

>>more ass
you're wrong

>we need Emma Stone but actually a good actress

>we need emma stone but without her haggard frog lookin ass aesthetic

>We need Natalie Dormer but infertile.
>Say no more.

wrong

>famous american actress
>anything but a plank ass, ever
kek

>We need Natalie Dormer but prettier.

i'd unironically rather bang jane levy

that would be January Jones

>we need emma stone but smoller

smaller*

I'm a happier man now that I've seen her vajeen and bobs

>we need emma stone but less of a frog

she smol

>We need an actress who's willing t-
>Sir, she's already fully naked and rehearsing scenes

>We ne-
>Sir, he already filmed his part and ready for interviews.

kek

ha!

Smol thread?

Cute

Proper grammar is “more smol.”

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Why does she look sad? Is she having doubts?

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Emma Stone is cheaper than you think. She wasn't even nominate at Oscar this year. Probably she got sick of sucking old jew dicks and can't find good roles without the casting couch.

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Took years before I realised there where two of them.

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>We need a young and fresh actor for the supporting role of buck, a loud mouthed and fun companion for the main character.
>Sir, I'll schedule the auditions but you should check out this kid, already got a Golden Globe for his first lead role, has a matching personality to the character and is young and fit, so we'll get that female demographic. He's very promising and would be a smart move to a least have a chat with him.

THE MIDGET KIKE vs THE SMOL BERBER

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The fact that she isn't acting anymore in trash like Zombieland or Gangster Squad is telling that she is actually worth a lot more than YOU think.

Yeah, Battle of the Sexes is so much better kek

Post it

>We need Emma Stone but far more attractive
>Say no more boss

game, set and match

>Well that's a wrap folks, I don't think I'm being too bold when I say that we just made an absolute masterpiece, no doubt it will be well known and popular for decades and that young actor will go on to be a superstar!

Just post

You people are pointless

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Regardless if you think the movie is good or not, it definitely has a lot more inherent value. It reeks oscar bait despite the lack of nominations.

Maybe

I know you're memeing, but he had a solid career for 5 decades in a cesspool of an industry.

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Jesus, if that’s really her, she’s fucking perfect.

who and moar

>if
How new are you?

Jennifer Aniston

It's a sad thing to say, but literaly anything can be oscar bait at Hollywood now. But movie is really bad.

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Did you watch Sea Oak?

The pilot, yes.

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Doesn't matter, you were arguing about worth. Oscar bait movies are worth more.

I don't think you understand what I said... Anyway, good for you if you think Battles of Sexes is a great movie and not a garbage like Zombieland and more. Who cares honestly.

>that muff
MUH
>ywn break her pelvis

>more bush
you got me intrigued, go on

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Damn she is perfect, I’d be fapping if I didn’t have a 103 degree fever

pussy

>roastie pussy
Dropped.

mmm more for me to lick

IF YOU ARE HEALTHY ENOUGH TO BE ON THE COMPUTER YOU ARE HEALTHY ENOUGH TO JERK OFF MISTER

that nostril flare she make when sucking it

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10/10

So when was this taken?

2012

I am legitimately concerned that given the opportunity, I would not be able to stop fucking Jane Levy. She ticks all my boxes and the red hair is just a multiplier.
She'd probably have to sit on a 3lb bag of frozen peas between her legs the day after.

movie plot: emma and levy
whos the bad twin?

>implying zombieland was trash
last good zombie film desu

Daily reminder.

wtf why is this pic broken

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This

Weird, I've seen this girl posted a lot and always thought she looked like my ex girlfriend.
She used to send me pics like this all the time, same position, same angle and same thing where she would push her nose up with her hand.
thanks for reminding me of that fucking bitch, user.