Guy marries Emily Waifujkowski

He’s

> 5’10
> 155 lbs
> produces shitty indie movies no one’s heard of
> rich parents
> weird lips
> weird head shape
> weird face
> 15” bicep
> size 8 shoe

What the fuck Sup Forums? He’s not even a Chad... what does she see in him??

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>what does she see in him??
are you serious?
>rich parents

The 4th thing you listed

Maybe she loves him?

it's a revenge wedding to get back at her ex.

congrats.

You forgot his hair

He's okay with her yachting.

please post a picture of yourself.

>size 8 shoe

Top kek

K

Five feet of fury!

Far too skinny.

You're a petit lad.

Nah, I’m taller than her husbandlet
I was perfect for her...

>marrying the used up skanky slut Emily Waifujkowski

why do men do this?

She married a guy that weighs 155 lbs
It’s not fair...

Emily could date a Clooney type worth a quarter billion. Junior here’s worth a few million, big deal

He has a good personality. You should get one.

Based on what, exactly?
The Just World Fallacy?
Grow up

You are not over 5'10. Stop lying. Don't make me use the equipment around you as reference for your height. All of the models and dimensions are available easily online. You're 5'8" tops

Raise a hand anyone seriously believing this will last more than a year.

I mean, sure, he might have an 11-incher or can lick her pussy well, but besides richness and stuff like that, do you see Emily being married for realsies?

Please do so, I eagerly await your frustrated admission of defeat

They’ve only been dating for a few months. He was her rebound after her long-term broke off. It won’t last

sure, but it's Emily Nudekowski. who gives a fuck after they're done wanking to her.

I felt actually sadder about the news of Cara Slutvine breaking off with St. Vincent. I mean, it was just as bound to happen and she's just as much of a model slut. But this "Bimbo marries guy as rebound from other guy"? Kwhatev

I don't even like her fit body, desu, apart from the obvious asset. Her abdomen looks like it's sucked inwards by a black hole.

WHAT ARE THOOOOOSE

I mean, he has to live with the fact that Ben Affleck sucked her tits in a major Hollywood film.

What women see in men is mysterious, both to men as well as other women.

-Christopher Hitchens

Women get into weird shit, I know plenty of doofy ass looking dudes with hot wives.

Money.

does he look like the type who watches Fincher movies?

>all these men acting like they wouldn't bend over backwards to get even a little tongue from Emily fuckhotjowski

The fact that he's ugly as fuck actually gave me hope, thanks user this put a smile in my face

MAKE THE CALL

It's up to men to fight for male equality

the world bows to him

>imagine feeling like you didn't get the better end of the stick by just being born with a penis between your legs

>She’s not even worth wifing... what does he see in her??
Ftfy
You’re genuinely pathetic

>that guy that wears basketball shorts to the gym

Don't you know that the only reason FEMALES enter into relationships with anyone not deemed conventionally attractive is either for money, fame, or some other personal gains? It's not like those WHORES can experience love or anything

/s

He has GAME

Maybe he has a good personality and treats her well

all the instagram pics with him showed him clowning off during the wedding, so I doubt she won't get bored with that after three months

t. dumpee whose ex got bored with my antics after three months

>/s
Please return to the YouTube comment section and leave your Sup Forums pass at the door

that's a big nose

Your only antic should be making her cum so much she is addicted to you

>can't have fun during his own wedding

why should I even care? she will still post a midriff instagram pick every day and accidentally leak sexting vids once a month. I'm good

I didn't say have fun, be happy and such. I said clowning.

>what does she see in him
not your virgin white ass lmao

>Emily could date a Clooney type worth a quarter billion.
I don't think that any man worth that much would like to have anything to do with such promiscuous sluttish cheap whore like her.

This is basically like marrying a pornstar. I don’t envy anyone who marries an actual whore past or present

He's Jewish you dumbass. Look at his Neanderkike maw. She is too.

I bet she's devastated by being slutshamed, man.

is that sebo? he's a rich ny jew, produced all the Safdie movies. he's ripped, tall, and his insta is pretty funny.

obliques, side abdominal muscles.

wow she looks so happy at her wedding. pure fairytale, I bet.

How embarrassing

Link his insta. He weighs 155 lbs

>I say “clowning”
Maybe that’s why she left you

Rude desu

what ddi he mean by this

@sebobear

hasn't posted in a while though

he looks like a retarded ryan phillipe with down syndrome

Why would anyone want used goods? She's probably fucked 30+ men

he looks very jewish

Thanks, that’s him. Lmao @ instagram.com/p/BDJmj6LMwQt/

it's a /fit/ meme

>not having a full beard yet not shaving those flimsy pubes on your wedding day either

such man. manly man

>Treats magazine congratulating her by reposting a full frontal of her instagram.com/p/BfjsfGdHwNg/

kek

>those fucking lips

>He’s not even a Chad
It doesn't matter when you are a drug lord and possibly gun kingpin.

There’s hope, lads

>used goods? She's probably fucked 30+ men
I have to know, is this bait?

>15” bicep
>size 8 shoe
are you autistic?

ny hipster Jews are the worst. so caught up with infinite layers of self awareness and irony that they don't have real personalities anymore. plus they all know each other and are nepotist as fuck

It’s all online

>His Instagram is filled with promo clips of “Good Time”starring Robert Pattinson, but the professional posts are far outnumbered by memes of outrageous tattoos and explicit images. He is also friends with Instagram star Fat Jew, who was the witness to their New York City Hall nuptials. The two are so close, Bear-McCard’s Facebook default picture is of him holding the Insta-famous man over his shoulders nude.

Why even try? He's best friends with a dude known for reposting instagram memes.

Because the Chad thing is a meme for women that aren't American high school kids.
> produces shitty indie movies no one’s heard of
> rich parents
See?

>produces shitty indie movies no one’s heard of

Good Time is better than 80% everything else this year, but sure, let's stick to Marvel, DC and SW

Like half the other people there.

where are you getting this info? he doesn't seem known enough to warrant this amount of detail

it's easily best of 2017.

other good flicks from last year
>the square
>killing of a sacred deer
>beach rats

that's about it

What are your other fav movies for the year?

First article on googling his name.
pagesix(doc)com/2018/02/24/what-we-know-about-emily-ratajkowskis-husband/

>>the square
no
>>killing of a sacred deer
sadly no
>>beach rats
yes

The Square is based, guess I’ll download this

...

they're decent compared to the competition but far from great. no need to go full pseud over it either

>-Guy marries Emily
>-Who?
>-Emily Ratajkowski
>-huh?
>-The naked girl in Blurred Lines video
>-what?

nothing of value was lost.

So are we going to finish the job soon or what

>that absolutely disgusting outie bellybutton

This I had to google her. She's hot an all, but what makes her a waifu? She looks like she thinks she's hotter than she is, and that's saying something.

> Belittling the Best Music Video of 2013
You’re kidding?

>Best Music Video of 2013
according to who?

You look good. You're obsessing too much on looks though man. Some women are attracted to good looks on the get go but it'll come down to your personality or money after the first couple of fucks.

Stay in shape, it helps your chances of opening that door but don't overthink it. youre trying to put a calculated formula to attracting women and that simply doesn't exist. Women are crazy, they're all attracted to different shit and you'll never figure out what each one's are.

Live your life an don't overthink shit so much.

t. Old ass man that did that had to figure out shit in his 20s.

She’s fun to masturbate to, bro

According to Jim.

Jim who?

Jim Yu.