Characters who wouldn't work if they were the opposite sex

Characters who wouldn't work if they were the opposite sex.

Wrong.

You start

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Power girl. Too many guys already have massive bulging muscles with big openings that it would just be another lost in the crowd

Catman was cool in the DCAU.

That French cartoon with fuckable CatBoi proves this wrong.

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Its astonishing how none of you faggots know about Phantom Lady

You cheeky bastard.

People know. Most just don't care, waifufaggot.

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>Thirsty sex-machine man-thief who should probably get out of the game before someone gets hurt but he's too in love with the thrills of a criminal life to stop and eventually shit gets fucked up

I can see it.

Fuck you cunt
Show me a guy running around in a cape fighting crime with an invisibility ray

That character is called Plastic Man.

Catman wouldn't work because he couldn't pull the "I have a vagina" argument and face absolutely no consequences from his actions.

But he could pull "I have a boipussy".

You wouldn't try to tap that feline ass, what are you gay or something.

I'm saving myself for Big Barda.

Damn it works

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>insecure self-absorbed attention whore who's obsessed with ruining another man's life out of a petty grudge
Try again, sweetie.

>super-genius sorcerscientist
>legitimately great ruler
>peak condition
>artist

No, not really.

>legitimately great ruler
Fuck off, Vic.
>peak condition
He's no Captain America, faggot.
>artist
That's supposed to be any kind of achievement? Any subhuman retard can be a good artist.

>Fuck off, Vic.

Not an argument.
>He's no Captain America, faggot.

He killed a lion buck naked, survived for millions of years in Pre-Historic Earth and goes against Gods all the time.

>That's supposed to be any kind of achievement? Any subhuman retard can be a good artist.

t.Sup Forums Sup Forums user

Vic paints as good as DaVinci and plays the piano masterfully. All that is canon.

True.

> Not an argument.
I'm not arguing. I'm just calling you a moron.
>t.Sup Forums Sup Forums user
Now that's not an argument, retard.
> He killed a lion buck naked, survived for millions of years in Pre-Historic Earth and goes against Gods all the time.
That's just garbage writing.
>muh piano
Oh, wow. Another instrument any retard can master in matters of months.

Spawn.

>I'm not arguing. I'm just calling you a moron.

When all else fails just call the other guy a moron. The WINNER's strategy!

>Now that's not an argument, retard.

Sure thing buddy. Sure thing Sup Forums user. Sure thing...

>That's just garbage writing.

>whatever I don't like is bad writting REEEEE

>>muh piano
>Oh, wow. Another instrument any retard can master in matters of months.

t.Sup Forums poster on Sup Forums

You're a fucking moron, and a really retarded shitposter, so this is the last (you) I'm giving you. Find something else to do while eating tendies and beating your (1") meat.

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Holy shit, Doomfags are hilarious.
>I'm saying absolutely retarded bullshit then get butthurt about being called a moron
Just kill yourself, Doomfag.
> Sure thing buddy. Sure thing Sup Forums user. Sure thing...
Still not an argument, faggot.
>D-doomwank is totally not bad writing wahh
Keep telling yourself that.
>t.Sup Forums poster on Sup Forums
Another non-argument, nice.
>You're a fucking moron, and a really retarded shitposter,
Now you're so mad you're talking to your mirror reflection, lel.
>so this is the last (you) I'm giving you.
Good. Means I won't have to read your idiotic babble anymore. Now go back to fucking your whore of a mother. I know your entire settlement did already.

ah hmm

starfire

It would probably just be a really buff dude or superman

Faggot

Batman doesn't hassle Selina because she doesn't harm innocents. I don't know how many times I have to force feed this information down throats. Batman isn't a law enforcement agency, he's a criminal himself. He has no legal obligation to stop all crime and he's also not Rorschach, so he doesn't view crime as a matter of black and white. I mean shit, Selina doesn't do anything that Batman doesn't do himself.

Not Sup Forums, but...

There's no such thing as a good muslim male, so...

he's right desu

There is no such thing as a good muslim, period.
Cuck.

sexual plant person

That's incredibly wrong.


A cat themed nightwing is what you're looking for. DC called it Agent 37.

>oh no, a Croatian qt is going to rape me. Woe is me.
Yes, I know he does more than that, but it's still less effective

female doom makes my dick hard

But, Swamp-Thing...

Character women will never understand

She got Skewered lad.

IT WAS ME

Women understand pussies.

Every female character would work as a cute twink

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>Selina doesn't do anything that Batman doesn't do himself.

I remember all those times Batman stole diamonds for no fucking reason. Those were great stories.

Thor.

Eobard would work the same as a woman desu,
>flashs greatest fan is a female instead of male
>steals his face
>tries to pretend to be him
>sees flash kill him in the future
>decides to be his greatest enemy
>ruins his life
>crazy woman

wew

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>Batman doesn't hassle Selina because she doesn't harm innocents.

Yeah stealing is a victimless crime. I'm sure he would beat the shit out of some criminals if he saw them robbing a bank though. He only let's her go because he wants to fuck her

Eobard would be better as a woman

>dick grayson as catwoman

>Snatches Stalone

ITT characters men will never understand.

Are you implying that Swamp Thing is sexually arousing to women?

He is when he feeds them his fuck potato

No i'm serious. Swamp thing bones his girlfriend, and when he does, he grows and has her eat a tuber from his body. This tuber induces euphoric hallucinations

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A gender change would be the perfect cover.

I one put alltogether too much thought into the matter of if she should be transexual or just crissdressing for reasons.

I think it depends how heavily she leans on sorcery.
Fem doom would work as long as magic is kept to a minimum.

Not goona lie. I would read the fuck out of those stories.

*I once put

If the genders are reversed wouldn't Catman work because he would be able to pull "I'm a sexy motherfucker" and make Brucie Wayne droll all over the place?

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Only literal faggots think this. Catwoman is definitively a femme fatale archetype and giving her a dick completely defeats her purpose. Unlike the 90% of normal heterosexual people, you think that gender swapping her is hot and still "works" because you think Batman is gay too.

>Implying