Peter Rabbit

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holy shit Sony really cannot catch a break can they, this looks like garbage

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NO

NO

NO NO NO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS SONY

mfw

I think it looks fine.
But than again it is sony pictures animation.

Why not do it 2D in the style of the illustrations? I'm guessing CGI is cheaper and cashing in on Paddington.

>"Peter Rabbit, the mischievous and adventurous hero who has captivated generations of readers, now takes on the starring role of his own irreverent, contemporary comedy with attitude. In the film, Peter's feud with Mr. McGregor (Domhnall Gleeson) escalates to greater heights than ever before as they rival for the affections of the warm-hearted animal lover who lives next door (Rose Byrne)."
this is literally the plot of Bee Movie what the fuck

Jesus Christ.
My childhood.

They made Peter a sassy cunt. Jesus.

>this is literally the plot of Bee Movie what the fuck

TIME FOR ANOTHER CINEMATIC MASTERPIECE

I HOPE THERE WILL BE PUNS

>irreverent, contemporary comedy with attitude
Nothing that says it's "with attitude" is ever actually irreverent. It's the term you use when to entice kids while being safe as possible. It's "badass" for the Disney Channel.

>He wants to fuck something with the voice of James Cordon

poor jemima...

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

How do you fuck a premise and trailer this badly?

Peter Rabbit is just slice of life daily adventures of a rabbit who is trying to survive in a world that literally wants to kill him.

How in the flying fuck does that translate to "lol wacky parties and funny animals"? For fuck's sakes Mr. Tod is there, he's a fucking fox, in cases the dipshits didn't realize this foxes eat rabbits

I haven't been this mad at a trailer since Netflix Death Note

What is it with rabbits trying to fuck everything that isn't their own species.

>irreverent, contemporary comedy with attitude
>as they rival for the affections of the warm-hearted animal lover who lives next door
>Peter
>Fucking
>RABBIT

>shit Sony
why did you say Sony twice?

wasn't mcgregor supposed to be a stone cold old man that ATE Peter's father and almost does the same to him when he strays into his garden?

Reminder that there's an entire series of far superior 2D animated versions of the stories of Beatrix Potter. The World of Peter Rabbit and Friends features fifteen minute adaptations of:

The Tale of Peter Rabbit
The Tale of Benjamin Bunny
The Tale of the Flopsy Bunnies
The Tale of Mrs. Tittlemouse
The Tale of Tom Kitten
The Tale of Jemima Puddle-Duck
The Tale of Samuel Whiskers or The Roly-Poly Pudding
The Tailor of Gloucester
The Tale of Mrs. Tiggy-Winkle
The Tale of Mr. Jeremy Fisher
The Tale of Pigling Bland
The Tale of Two Bad Mice
The Tale of Johnny Town-Mouse
The Tale of Mr. Tod

They're fucking awesome

Yes, That's exactly who Farmer McGregor is, and they somehow manged to fuck that up.

>In the film, Peter's feud with Mr. McGregor escalates to greater heights than ever before as they rival for the affections of the warm-hearted animal lover who lives next door
>McGregor is single, probably quite young, and also trying to woo a cute chick who is also probably quite young

Did these fuckers not read the damn book?!

Sony: we hate you and your very being.

wikipedia lists Sam Neill as "an older Mr. McGregor" so I guess old bastard McGregor is still in the movie, but it also implies that there's gonna be a fucking timeskip somewhere down the line which leaves me even more confused than before

TAKE A WILD GUESS

Yes, there's an entire scene in The Tale of Peter Rabbit where Peter gets caught on his jacket and goes through a brief moment of pure, existential horror where he dreads that he'll be caught, killed, and put into a pie like his dead dad.

Do NOT fuck with Mr McGregor

Jesus wept

>cannot catch a break

They're not trying to catch a break. They're trying to catch your wallets, or more specifically, the retarded parent's wallets.

>IHE in the comments
Fucking sellout.

>Mr. McGregor (Domhnall Gleeson)
This is Mr. McGregor

But user, you don't want a villain in a kids movie to be actually scary!
Fucking hell, I'm sick of all those ball-less dipshits

Exactly what I remember

How...How the dick does one decide to take a situation like that and replace it with

with

THIS?!?!

And this is Domhnall Gleeson.

Notice the problem?

fucking how

he complains about movies

He's complaining about a movie

Yup, he's been bought out by Sony to give their films bad press

he looks like Ed Sheeran got lost at sea for a month or two

He doesn't even have the beard in the movie!

I need to buy the DVD set but I'm worried I might get the one with the shitty redub.

>sellout
Wow, that's a really positive comment of his. He really sounds like this trailer has got him hyped for the greatest movie ever.

>shitty redub
oh shit how can you tell?
it'd been so long since i saw it i wasnt sure when i got my dvd

Was anyone actually asking for a Peter rabbit movie?

Every popular youtuber is a sellout.
>DUDEZ BUY MY SHIRTS LOL

You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it does

>in cases the dipshits didn't realize this foxes eat rabbits

its that zootopia meme. foxes and rabbits are friends now. hollywood has given into this meme

I would totally plow peter rabbit

Im baffeled by this, like, who thaught that this was a good idea?
Or even, who thaught that this would make any money?

Same. Then use his shirt to wipe my cum off and watch him suck my cum out of the fabric.

Beatrix Potter cinematic universe incoming.

Jesus Christ. if there's one thing I wouldn't have imagined anyone would turn into a "hip" CGI/real life Alvin and the Chipmunks kind of deal movie, it'd be Peter Rabbit.

>rabbit does "le funny crash into birds record scratch moment"
>close video

he could pull off a pretty decent Van Gogh

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The problem isn't that Mr. Tod is there. Mr. Tod's whole schtick canonically was that he'd invite prey animals like Jemima or Peter over to his house like a gentleman and then try to murder them when they got there. He'd probably show up to a party with all the animals and try to con one of them into taking a lonely stroll with him so he could later put them in stew. The problem also isn't that all the animals have gotten together to have a party. That premise could potentially work.

The one big problem this suffers from is tone. They took something that should have the tone of 19th century middle aged gentlewomen getting together for tea on the Scottish countryside and gave it the tone of a tv pg kid-friendly version of a modern frat party stoner comedy. You're right about it being whacky when it shouldn't be. A huge part of the appeal of the Beatrix Potter stories were that they were quaint, and this has just pissed all over that quaintness with edgy 'attitude.' But I think it's important to realize that a lot of the individual elements going on here aren't wrong in and of themselves, it's entirely the presentation that got fucked up.

I really like Domhnall Gleeson but this is not a good thing for him to be in

>its THAT joke
>the one where one person screams, the other screams, then the other screams, then they both scream
THIS HAS BEEN DONE A BILLION TIMES BEFORE

>Sonyfags will defend this

CG animated family movies are a conceptual abyss in which no light, no spark of artistic invention, may be allowed to even glimmer. Just an endless recycling of gestures performed without thought.

Well, I mean, there's nothing cold or mean about enjoying a good rabbit pie and simultaneously getting rid of the pests eating your livelihood. Mr Mcgregor was probably a chill guy outside of the simple fact he was a farmer. It was, in universe, just the natural order, like how the fact of cats eating mice didn't make Tom Kitten evil. The Potter books existed on this weird reality where the animals were quasi sentient and civilized but still also definitely just animals that sometimes would be casually eaten and life would just have to go on and everyone accepted it. I wouldn't be surpised if Beatrix herself wasn't by any means vegetarian and possibly killed and/or ate some of her models.

Wasn't meaning to imply that he was a necessarily unpleasant person, just in how ruthlessly monolithic he is from an animal's perspective

>the inevitable trailer with Nicki Minaj songs and dancing
>twerking McGregor to the 'MAH ANACONDA DON'T WANT NONE UNLESS YOU GOT
>Peter Rabbit jumps out with his family
>'BUNS HUN!!"

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I think some imitation breast milk company had a mail in offer for DVDs of the show but had the original British cast replaced with American voice actors who did not sound at all natural

Oh, yeah, then that's true. Especially from Peter's perspective in that one moment.

I still think Peter deserved what happened to him for not listening to his mother, though.

We need to meme this as horrible as it can be
We need to make it sexist to criticize Peter Rabbit because Jemima Puddle Duck is a sassy gurl who DON'T NEED NO MAN and the gamergator alt rights hate that
We need to have video clips edited to Earth Wind and Fire's September, or ancient meme songs like Soldier Boy and Gangnam Style
We need to make reviews where we make fanfictions of Watership Down meets Mai Chan's Everyday Life horridness
We need to tell people Knack is in this movie.

We need to kill this shit with meme power.

Its already made so what would be the point?

No, we need to ignore this outright from this time forward so that it won't get any form of publicity (even negative publicity boosts sales, and that seems to be Sony's whole tactic now) and it can just quietly die. We already fucked up by giving the emoji movie too much attention and helping it succeed.

Go to hell

>that song
>that fucking song that's already in another irritating overplayed ad

That mom is thicc

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You sound like a Sony marketing executive.

Judy/peter porn when?

Also will peter kill nazis in this?

why do you want to save sony pictures? the emoji move move fucking broke even because people wanted to see a fucking trash fire.

sony made cloudy with a chance of meatballs and the hotel transylvania movies

If he was a sellout, he'd be getting paid by Sony to praise it

The show is so fucking comfy.

>The Tale of Benjamin Bunny
i read that as benjamin button

Get this version that was released last year. amazon.co.uk/Beatrix-Potter-Collection-Rabbit-Friends/dp/B018ZAKRCC

Though if you'll need a player that can play region 2 dvds. It's the set I got and it's the complete series with the original audio. Cheap as shit as well, only cost like $12 total to ship it to Aus.

Whose this movie even for? Almost no kids or adults know who peter rabbit is and the ones that do know this movie isn't anywhere near like the original. This has bomb written all over it, it would make profit but not much to make it worth the effort

I wanna fug that rabb

I have a PS3. If it's region free for games, it should be region free for DVDs

Original audio?
m.youtube.com/watch?v=fErRjperZiM
Because I remember the Robin having a higher pitched voice, but this video has the Robin with a deeper pitched voice

Because they're doing it in the most low-effort way they can. Live action for environments, with human characters played by actors you saw in that one thing as a side character with animal characters added in with CGI. They're showing from the synopsis alone that they could not give less of a fuck.

Pretty sure that's the original. I'm not 100% certain but wasn't there a Robin in a different episode as well? The easiest way to tell which version is which is with Jemima Puddle-Duck's voice.

heres my dvd
pretty sure its the original audio
are there any vids with the new audio for comparison?

fucking delet this

Lauren Faust leaving the Medusa movie is more and more justified every day.

Jemima's voice?

...

you bastard

Oh, I get it! It's because he's Party Animal, just like i the original, right?

Right?

>Almost no kids or adults know who peter rabbit is

What? Beatrix Potter is a children's literature classic right next to Goodnight Moon and Where the Wild Things Are, and Peter Rabbit is by far her most well known character. I see his merchandise at the front of every bookshop and toy store every year around Easter.

Come to think of it, I'm not looking forward to seeing a big blot saying 'the inspiration for the popular movie! :^)" image with this new fucker's mug slapped over half the cover of every new edition coming up.

Why won't Sony shut down their movies division yet?

They make good enough money.

>Mother warned her eight-year-old son not to do something dangerous
>Eight-year-old boy does something dangerous
>He barely survives, runs home and then the next day he does another stupid dangerous thing with his cousin that his uncle has to bail them both out of
>Somehow this translates into "26-year-old who throws rocking house parties and ends up in a love triangle with some dude who wants to bang the same chick

The saddest part is, my nieces are probably going to end up seeing this piece of shit. God help them

>That feel when you loved Peter Rabbit so much as a kid that you had your mom constantly read you the books every night.
>That feel when you got a Peter Rabbit stuffed animal for your second Christmas and it became your best friend for your entire childhood and to this day sits on a shelf in your room as a nostalgic reminder of better days
>Get so hype as a small child for this rabbit story that you even get plates with really nice Peter Rabbit illustrations on them and eat with them regularly
>Sony pulls this shit
>My face when

Makes me legit buttmad. Peter Rabbit is childhood incarnate.

This only came out like four years ago
youtube.com/watch?v=xDbTWKJC8wg

>Fucking Nickelodeon made a better Peter Rabbit adaptation than Sony

>the people who unironically greenlit the Emoji Movie can't make a decent picture to save their lives

WOW. COLOR ME SHOCKED.

Fuck you, they also made Hotel Transylvania, Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs and half of Arthur Christmas

>yfw frog and toad is next