Hey. Is it a bite that turns you into a zombie, or a scratch?

Hey. Is it a bite that turns you into a zombie, or a scratch?

Depends on the setting but I'd assume any open wound could potentially result in infection if it's a blood borne virus. A bite would be more likely, assuming zombies still produce saliva.

Would a zombie bite infect a wrench?

Would something fixed by a Zombie Wrench then be turned into a zombie?

Would a zombie bite infect a werewolf?

Would whatever the zombie-wolf bite only be the hybrid at all times or revert to a zombie when the moon is gone?

What if a zombie, a vampire, and a werewolf bit a person at the same time?

Isn't that how we got Gary Busey and Edward James Olmos?

Nah, Gary was bitten by a werehorse. Explains his picket fence teeth.

I propose we test this outcome. The implications...excite me.

Actually, zombie werewolves would just, turn to dust when the moon sets.

AH A WEREWOLF!

Plus, the infection from the zombie wouldn't make transformation possible. The physical change would destroy the zombie, seriously.

Just don't let it on the good furniture, understood?

Pretty sure that's a WereKoala. Notice the large nose? Looks nothing like a wolf.

OH NO A ZOMBIE!

Earth Law Enforcement. This encounter was...unexpected. Very well, I shall alter the experiment according to your...dictation.

Hi. I'm the zombie werewolf. Note the green skin and the clearly lycanthrope like ears.

He's clearly a werelion with mercury poisoning. Why else would he be blue?

HI I'M HERE TO FIGHT A WEREWOLF

Oh...uh, that was last night.

>horrible laughing